Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Herty]

Even as late as Oct 2019, he was grossing between the forum and Pateron, what, $200k a year? Even if %75 of that was spent on taxes, medical bills, and child support that would net him $50k. A family of three can live quite comfortably on $50k a year in Bumblefuck, MO. Obviously you're not gonna be living in a 6 bedroom McMansion with a lawyer foyer, you're not going to be eating Goldbelly every night, and your family truckster is going to be a Kia minivan than a GTR, and your libation of choice will be 30 packs of Busch beer rather than Oxys. But that's the problem, and it's been discussed before, but LowT didn't want comfortable, He wanted to live a life so hedonistic and self-destructive it would make Charlie Sheen blush.

A man destroyed by his greed and desire, a tale as old as time. Studying about the tale of King Midas should be mandatory in schools, perhaps there would be less clueless greed globins in the world

 

[Law]

It's sort of depressing that at every step in the chain of events that led to this fucking retard killing himself, we were giving him absolutely correct advice that would have saved his life had he taken it.

I wish I was a lolcow so hundreds of internet strangers would give me good advice to make my life better.

 

[Aramis]

I wish I was a lolcow so hundreds of internet strangers would give me good advice to make my life better.

Clean your room.

 

[Autistic Joe]

A man destroyed by his greed and desire, a tale as old as time. Studying about the tale of King Midas should be mandatory in schools, perhaps there would be less clueless greed globins in the world

Lowtax was sort of like the modern day Midas, except everything he touched eventually became dead and gay. The forums, his Patreon, and lastly himself.

 

[White Devil]

I wish I was a lolcow so hundreds of internet strangers would give me good advice to make my life better.

Cut your hair, you goddamn hippie.

 

[Banks Davenport]

I wish I was a lolcow so hundreds of internet strangers would give me good advice to make my life better.

Walk around like a lobster or something.

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

Wash your penis.

 

[negativlad]

Don't buy shitcoins.
Stop pursuing pussy as the end-all-be-all.
Buy a reliable car and learn how to fix it.
Stop vaping.
Make relationships in real life, not just online.
Get off of Twitter.
Raise your heart rate for 30 minutes 5-6 days a week.
Avoid the mentally ill (except on here).
Learn how to invest your money; find a nice index fund with an interest rate that beats inflation and add a little to the capital every year.
Read some nonfiction every once in a while.
Put a password on your phone and don't give it out.
Don't get involved with Jews or Gypsies (especially on here).
Call your parents.
And most importantly: never rely on Goons.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

I've recovered from my lurker's remorse, and have to say that the final season of Lowtax including divorcing to hook up with a bipolar business partner (not girlfriend), losing Something Awful, losing hundreds of thousands of dollars a year in passive income, leaked foot adoration pics, reported sweaty toes violence, tranny photo shoots, moving into a basement, eating 7-11 hotdogs as a legit dinner, eating sausage logs for paltry donations, and eating a bullet, is pretty funny.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

I've recovered from my lurker's remorse, and have to say that the final season of Lowtax including divorcing to hook up with a bipolar business partner (not girlfriend), losing Something Awful, losing hundreds of thousands of dollars a year in passive income, leaked foot adoration pics, reported sweaty toes violence, tranny photo shoots, moving into a basement, eating 7-11 hotdogs as a legit dinner, eating sausage logs for paltry donations, and eating a bullet, is pretty funny.

A lot of dramas peter out, or don't know how to write a decent end; Lost, Sopranos, Dexter, GOT...
It's good to see a satisfying finale for once.

 

[Ghostse]

Sopranos

To completely miss your solid joke:
The Sopranos had the ending the creator intended. The screen going back is Tony getting wacked by suprise by the guy who went into the bathroom to get a gun and his life ending and all the remaining theads unresolved because he (and the audience) is dead.
Its sort of bullshit, but I GET it. Other examples spot on.

 

[BScCollateral]

The screen going back is Tony getting wacked by suprise by the guy who went into the bathroom to get a gun and his life ending and all the remaining theads resolved.

RLM mocks "Gunshot, Fade to Black" but I think it has its place. It means "The protagonist is now dead." It might be overused and used incorrectly, but I wouldn't reject it completely.

 

[Autistic Joe]

A lot of dramas peter out, or don't know how to write a decent end; Lost, Sopranos, Dexter, GOT...
It's good to see a satisfying finale for once.

Yeah the final season of Lowtax certainly ended with a bang. And now we get to watch the spin-off series, which may turn into a riveting courtroom drama.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah the final season of Lowtax certainly ended with a bang. And now we get to watch the spin-off series, which may turn into a riveting courtroom drama.

It ended with multiple bangs. Before the life-ending bang, he banged a tranny. And before that, he banged a crazed BPD clout whore.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

One thing that makes me a little melancholy... those posters will never get hung on the wall.

 

[AnOminous]

One thing that makes me a little melancholy... those posters will never get hung on the wall.

They are probably in a landfill. And Dickard's ashes in an urn or two to be thrown in an attic and never seen again.

 

[Well Intentioned]

It ended with multiple bangs. Before the life-ending bang, he banged a tranny. And before that, he banged a crazed BPD clout whore.

He also banged his fists against the BPD whore's face.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I wish I was a lolcow so hundreds of internet strangers would give me good advice to make my life better.

Don't listen to the ugly virgins, stick your dick in all the crazy you can.

 

[Ghostse]

RLM mocks "Gunshot, Fade to Black" but I think it has its place. It means "The protagonist is now dead." It might be overused and used incorrectly, but I wouldn't reject it completely.

The only reason I give the Sopranos a partial pass is because there is no gunshot; he's dead and never realized what happened.
My main issue is that while yes, its an artistic way to end the series, I was not watching the Sopranos for the show-runners thoughts on life and death, I was watching it for the twists, turns and wanting to see what happened with the characters. Its like how True Detective went to shit after the first season because the runner mistakenly through people gave two shits about his philosophy and didn't realize people had only been putting up with because the characters were compelling.

Yeah the final season of Lowtax certainly ended with a bang. And now we get to watch the spin-off series, which may turn into a riveting courtroom drama.

Don't forget the Porn Parody where his daughters end up working in truck-stop strip clubs because of daddy issues.

 

[Well Intentioned]

The only reason I give the Sopranos a partial pass is because there is no gunshot; he's dead and never realized what happened.
My main issue is that while yes, its an artistic way to end the series, I was not watching the Sopranos for the show-runners thoughts on life and death, I was watching it for the twists, turns and wanting to see what happened with the characters. Its like how True Detective went to shit after the first season because the runner mistakenly through people gave two shits about his philosophy and didn't realize people had only been putting up with because the characters were compelling.

What are your thoughts on the dream sequences?