DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
The King of Hate The king of Retro " Who cares about a 4 year old games coming to PC?

Well Maximillian Doos is playing it on Twitch and I'm sure he has good viewership and when he uploads it to YouTube I'm sure he'll get a fuckton of views there as well.
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Max rakes in views on both websites. Justin Wong is in the same position. Phil's only mad that it isn't him and his Super Turbo hugbox.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
The King of Hate The king of Retro " Who cares about a 4 year old games coming to PC?

Well Maximillian Doos is playing it on Twitch and I'm sure he has good viewership and when he uploads it to YouTube I'm sure he'll get a fuckton of views there as well.
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Phil being butthurt about a four-year-old God of War port (probably because Sony STILL didn't ask him to use his footage at GDC), when he's busy playing a THIRTY YEAR OLD GAME of questionable quality every Friday night.

King of Hypocrisy reigns.
 
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What a miserable fuck. He takes a big “stinky liquid Hershey shit hahahaha” on everything. Everything people get excited about or are looking forward to, he can’t help but let everyone know that he doesn’t give a shit. Phil is just too cool. I guess since Phil knows that most of us know that he has spent thousands and thousands of dollars on something as stupid and meaningless as a wrestling mobile game, he really has to push that image to his retarded flock that he’s too cool to get excited about anything. Like, “Phil doesn’t care about anything enough to spend thousands of dollars on it, so it must be bullshit!”

Also, those little quick throat clears he does in the middle of his rants sound so much like Tourette’s-like nervous tics at this point rather than actual attempts at clearing the throat.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Max rakes in views on both websites. Justin Wong is in the same position. Phil's only mad that it isn't him and his Super Turbo hugbox.
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And he never will.

I never go to Twitch but I'm sure as shit going to watch GoW when he uploads it on YouTube.
Max really is opposite world DSP. Phil even got salty a few days ago when a paypig said that Max had Returnal in his top games list, saying something like he probably didn't play any good Rogue like games.

Max did Play Hades and it was more fun than watching fatty play it. It must burn Phil that he can't really afford to go hard after Max.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil being butthurt about a four-year-old God of War port (probably because Sony STILL didn't ask him to use his footage at GDC), when he's busy playing a THIRTY YEAR OLD GAME of questionable quality every Friday night.

King of Hypocrisy reigns.
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Funny and sad he can't see just how much of a hypocrite he is when sperging out like he does.
 
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He's talking about his alcoholism in the same way he talks about being the King of Hate: like he isn't still that guy.

EDIT: A chatter asks: "Why are you slurring now?"

Phil: "That's a qualified question!"

"Qualified questions" are the new forbidden math. Having any DSP context besides what he just said five minutes ago is a LIMBable offense.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
He's talking about his alcoholism in the same way he talks about being the King of Hate: like he isn't still that guy.

EDIT: A chatter asks: "Why are you slurring now?"

Phil: "That's a qualified question!"

"Qualified questions" are the new forbidden math. Having any DSP context besides what he just said five minutes ago is a LIMBable offense.
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What the hell does he mean by qualified question?

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capefear56 said:
He means a "loaded question"

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Something I learned in an entry-level philosophy class in freshman college...
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But that's not right either. If he's slurring, and someone asks him why he's slurring, there's no assumption being made. If someone had said, "Is it your alcoholism that's making you slur", *that's* a loaded question.
 
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