DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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King of Super Casualized said:
But that's not right either. If he's slurring, and someone asks him why he's slurring, there's no assumption being made. If someone had said, "Is it your alcoholism that's making you slur", *that's* a loaded question.
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Slurring? What slurring? I'm not slurring! *gin sip*

*lip smack* Stop asking qualifying questions! I don't have an alcohol problem. I'm not drunk!
 
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This video is golden and peak DSP. He assaults an NPC because they are in a doorway instead of waiting for them to move, his follower aggros everyone (More on Barbas later), He lowers the difficulty twice, and blames autosaves for 'not working' as if autosaves are supposed to save when he wants them to, not how they are set up in the settings like a retard.

Oh and why does he have Barbas? Probably because Barbas is an immortal dog follower (For the time you have him) and he can have him alongside a human companion, meaning he won't have to do any fighting himself.

Nothing is his fault and it's the devs fault for not updating an 11 year old game to cater to retard supremo here.
 
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Okay so since Phil mentioned Tom Selleck.
This is Tom at 40. Phil is no Tom Selleck. The last pic is Tom Selleck at 74.
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
The King of Hate The king of Retro " Who cares about a 4 year old games coming to PC?

Well Maximillian Dood is playing it on Twitch and I'm sure he has good viewership and when he uploads it to YouTube I'm sure he'll get a fuckton of views there as well.
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Who cares about a PC port of Gow? At least 80k people right now. more people watching than apex legends
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DSP cant make money off of it, so its irrelevant and shit.
 
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Corpun said:

This video is golden and peak DSP. He assaults an NPC because they are in a doorway instead of waiting for them to move, his follower aggros everyone (More on Barbas later), He lowers the difficulty twice, and blames autosaves for 'not working' as if autosaves are supposed to save when he wants them to, not how they are set up in the settings like a retard.

Oh and why does he have Barbas? Probably because Barbas is an immortal dog follower (For the time you have him) and he can have him alongside a human companion, meaning he won't have to do any fighting himself.

Nothing is his fault and it's the devs fault for not updating an 11 year old game to cater to retard supremo here.
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Phil really is that retarded kid who is told to not poke a hornet's nest, does it anyway, cries afterwards at the expected outcome, and then blames everyone else for not telling him to not poke the hornet's nest.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
The cope of a consolecuck as consoles started barely even having any exclusives worth playing since the PS4/Xbone generation. Even the handful exclusives that are left are getting ported to PC anyway.
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It's beyond that. Variety of game genres is one of the things consoles do really piss poorly.
There is a reason that Playstation Exclusive has become a term for a genre, sort of, 3rd person open world action game with RPG lite elements.
 
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Corpun said:

This video is golden and peak DSP. He assaults an NPC because they are in a doorway instead of waiting for them to move, his follower aggros everyone (More on Barbas later), He lowers the difficulty twice, and blames autosaves for 'not working' as if autosaves are supposed to save when he wants them to, not how they are set up in the settings like a retard.

Oh and why does he have Barbas? Probably because Barbas is an immortal dog follower (For the time you have him) and he can have him alongside a human companion, meaning he won't have to do any fighting himself.

Nothing is his fault and it's the devs fault for not updating an 11 year old game to cater to retard supremo here.
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god i fucking long for the days when i could just watch base clips of phil being a moron instead of having some idiot giving his opinion over it.

people deciding to make their brand showing how smart they are over phil is the worst thing to ever happen in my entire life.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
I see last night as putting a damper on the 'Kat is gone' theory. Phil lies, but the idea that Kat hates her retail jobs, is apparently miserable, and is demoralized after losing out on opportunities to pivot to clerical work - that's all beyond his scope. He's become so removed from other people and the concept of empathy that I really don't think he could concoct that story unless he had witnessed it firsthand from Kat.

Now where this does highlight the lie is his constant claims that they're happy and content with their lives. Kat is clearly not and is open about that. Regardless of their personal state, she loathes the soul crushing retail work and is apparently urgently seeking a way out. So the problem with Phil's lies about their happiness is that he's, at best, speaking for himself alone, and likely also trying to convince Kat as well so that things can stay familiar and comfortable.

The stream last night seems to support the speculation that the likely issue is that Phil simply does not want the status quo to change. He probably controls the 'house' finances and Kat gets to spend her own money. He doesn't particularly care how she comes by that money as long as he has her as a trophy and a crutch for mom duties, and as long as he can burn a fortune on his various vices without her asking questions, he's perfectly happy to maintain a holding pattern. Kat is not, so while he listens to her frustrations, he doesn't want anything to happen outside of Kat basically moving to the same kind of job.

The path forward is that he would curb his spending in order to help her, and she would go into some kind of training so that she could get a better job and be content. This doesn't benefit Phil because he would have to give up comforts, and with their current arrangement, Kat getting more money doesn't do anything for him. Phil probably figured he has already 'nipped this in the butt', having learned from Leanna. Leanna started working and then wanted more and then left him because he refused to do anything for her. This time, he married Kat quickly, before she got restless, and now she can't leave him, so he doesn't really care if she has to keep working at Kroger.
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Does anyone have a time stamp or anything for this bit of Kat lore from last night? I missed out on that.
 
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