SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Peru oso donas]

The meme about adults on tiktok is very true.

Good thing Bright isn't running this account right?

 

[Montalbane]

Don't tell me.
They're grooming kids aren't they?

 

[Gar For Archer]

Not even The Exploring Series can make this boring, overproduced slog of an “article” interesting.

Fuck the SJW shit, fuck the child grooming, these fucking articles that read like fucking knockoff MCU fanfiction but get praised to high heaven because they’re wrapped up in a pretty box is precisely what’s wrong with modern SCP. SCP-001 and its consequences have been a disaster for the Foundation.

 

[Baubius]

Not even The Exploring Series can make this boring, overproduced slog of an “article” interesting.

Fuck the SJW shit, fuck the child grooming, these fucking articles that read like fucking knockoff MCU fanfiction but get praised to high heaven because they’re wrapped up in a pretty box is precisely what’s wrong with modern SCP. SCP-001 and its consequences have been a disaster for the Foundation.

SEVEN

HOURS

LONG

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I recently made the mistake of thinking I could write an SCP article in the year of our lord 2021, ignorant of what the modern SCP wiki has devolved into. last time I was involved in any real capacity was around 2012, when people could easily submit an article and it would be judged by the community by a voting system. things have changed a fair bit since then I guess.


When I visited the wiki, I was greeted with the scp logo with an LGBTQIAP+ flag decal, this was a red flag and I should have turned back then. I proceeded to attempt to get registered, assuming it would be easy, but it definitely fucking wasn't. for starters you can't use an email associated with Hotmail, or an email with numbers, or else you won't be sent a confirmation email. you then have to read pages of rules to find a password to register. after all that you're in, but you aren't allowed to post yet, you have to go through the tranny gauntlet. let me explain:

• in order to even write a rough copy of your article on the "sandbox" (basically all the formatting of the regular wiki but private/not published) you need to post your idea for an article and have it greenlit by 2 members of either the staff or high level authors. the staff and authors almost never greenlight ideas unless they are very pretentious/convoluted

• in order to get one of the gatekeeping staff/authors to read your idea at all you need to pester them with PMs, but even this rarely works.

• the fastest way to get someone to "crit" (critique) your idea is to delve into the IRC chat or the various awful discords that the "critters" (people capable of giving greenlight) maintain. the IRC chat is terrible, and usually off topic. critters rarely ever discuss the ideas people post and coldly dismiss them if they do. the main chat in the IRC does not consist of authors discussing how to write or ideas, it consists of trannies talking about Minecraft and catgirls obsessively.

• the discords that the kingmakers of the wiki maintain are horrible places, going there can twist and bend the mind to the point of breaking. they are infested with legit trannies who go on and on about politics and how much they hate "nazis" (people with political beliefs to the right of lenin) in all chat channels, especially if the channel is supposed to discuss something else. there is almost no discussion of actual writing going on here, just tranny talk about pokemon and femboys. there is no doubt in my mind that some of the younger fans of the SCP foundation get suckered into coming here and are groomed.

• I didn't see a single good idea be greenlit in my attempt to get a greenlight, only pretentious over-written ideas or politically convenient ideas like an scp that infects people with "alt-right" ideas being approved (seriously). the other ideas I saw approved involved big narratives involving foxgirls and other boring shit.

• if you somehow wade through that river of shit you still need to be sent an invite to the "sandbox" wiki to write your draft, this invite can take weeks to be sent. your draft then has to be greenlit in a similar manner to your idea if it is to be posted.

• established authors or friends of staff don't have to do any of what I just explained

After this bullshit I was thoroughly demoralized regarding the state of scp in late 2021. the people in charge increasingly reject new authors and are forming a tranny circle-jerk that will soon be the only people allowed to write for the wiki. most established authors have an open disdain for horror and confess to wanting to write "narratively complex" or "wholesome" scps. there is also a disdain for all scps written in series 1 (scp-1 to scp-999) and "series 1 esque" is an insult authors use to insult a relatively simple or scary scp. "murder monster" scps are actively voted against. the cold and clinical tone of scp articles has been almost entirely ditched as well.

TLDR: The modern scp wiki is an echo chamber for trannies, who have achieved complete control over the wiki and are increasingly gatekeeping. the people in charge are very elitist and don't like the scps that most people enjoy, to the point that they have disdain for the old SCPs and have totally ditched the old way of writing in favor of overly complex stories. it is increasingly hard to become a new author on the wiki

 

[Valstrax]

The year is 2043, SCP-10000 has been uploaded to the site, it reigns supreme as the longest SCP article as it takes a solid 20 days or longer to read through, my name is SCP-173 and this is my story.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

I recently made the mistake of thinking I could write an SCP article in the year of our lord 2021, ignorant of what the modern SCP wiki has devolved into. last time I was involved in any real capacity was around 2012, when people could easily submit an article and it would be judged by the community by a voting system. things have changed a fair bit since then I guess.


When I visited the wiki, I was greeted with the scp logo with an LGBTQIAP+ flag decal, this was a red flag and I should have turned back then. I proceeded to attempt to get registered, assuming it would be easy, but it definitely fucking wasn't. for starters you can't use an email associated with Hotmail, or an email with numbers, or else you won't be sent a confirmation email. you then have to read pages of rules to find a password to register. after all that you're in, but you aren't allowed to post yet, you have to go through the tranny gauntlet. let me explain:

• in order to even write a rough copy of your article on the "sandbox" (basically all the formatting of the regular wiki but private/not published) you need to post your idea for an article and have it greenlit by 2 members of either the staff or high level authors. the staff and authors almost never greenlight ideas unless they are very pretentious/convoluted

• in order to get one of the gatekeeping staff/authors to read your idea at all you need to pester them with PMs, but even this rarely works.

• the fastest way to get someone to "crit" (critique) your idea is to delve into the IRC chat or the various awful discords that the "critters" (people capable of giving greenlight) maintain. the IRC chat is terrible, and usually off topic. critters rarely ever discuss the ideas people post and coldly dismiss them if they do. the main chat in the IRC does not consist of authors discussing how to write or ideas, it consists of trannies talking about Minecraft and catgirls obsessively.

• the discords that the kingmakers of the wiki maintain are horrible places, going there can twist and bend the mind to the point of breaking. they are infested with legit trannies who go on and on about politics and how much they hate "nazis" (people with political beliefs to the right of lenin) in all chat channels, especially if the channel is supposed to discuss something else. there is almost no discussion of actual writing going on here, just tranny talk about pokemon and femboys. there is no doubt in my mind that some of the younger fans of the SCP foundation get suckered into coming here and are groomed.

• I didn't see a single good idea be greenlit in my attempt to get a greenlight, only pretentious over-written ideas or politically convenient ideas like an scp that infects people with "alt-right" ideas being approved (seriously). the other ideas I saw approved involved big narratives involving foxgirls and other boring shit.

• if you somehow wade through that river of shit you still need to be sent an invite to the "sandbox" wiki to write your draft, this invite can take weeks to be sent. your draft then has to be greenlit in a similar manner to your idea if it is to be posted.

• established authors or friends of staff don't have to do any of what I just explained

After this bullshit I was thoroughly demoralized regarding the state of scp in late 2021. the people in charge increasingly reject new authors and are forming a tranny circle-jerk that will soon be the only people allowed to write for the wiki. most established authors have an open disdain for horror and confess to wanting to write "narratively complex" or "wholesome" scps. there is also a disdain for all scps written in series 1 (scp-1 to scp-999) and "series 1 esque" is an insult authors use to insult a relatively simple or scary scp. "murder monster" scps are actively voted against. the cold and clinical tone of scp articles has been almost entirely ditched as well.

TLDR: The modern scp wiki is an echo chamber for trannies, who have achieved complete control over the wiki and are increasingly gatekeeping. the people in charge are very elitist and don't like the scps that most people enjoy, to the point that they have disdain for the old SCPs and have totally ditched the old way of writing in favor of overly complex stories. it is increasingly hard to become a new author on the wiki

What was your idea? I would say you might have better luck at the RPC authority but it seems like they have their own autism going on. Might be worth checking them out still if you haven't already.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

What was your idea? I would say you might have better luck at the RPC authority but it seems like they have their own autism going on. Might be worth checking them out still if you haven't already.

is the RPC authority actually still active? I remember they were created after the SCP gay pride shitshow in 2018, but I always assumed it would be loaded with political sperging.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

is the RPC authority actually still active? I remember they were created after the SCP gay pride shitshow in 2018, but I always assumed it would be loaded with political sperging.

They are not as active as the SCP foundation and it looks like the last update on the wiki was from earlier this month. I don't follow them much, but the content is so much better than nu-SCP and I like their rating system more. It feels more professional with a more robust rating system and hazard labels.

The wiki feels incomplete compared to SCP, but SCP has been around longer and more active (unfortunately for the worst with who is running the clown show).

Whatever RPC's politics are it doesn't seem like it has infected the content itself. They do have a discord server.

 

[Witthel]

Felt like taking a break from all the negative parts of the site and sharing this tale that I thought was extremely clever.

Spoiler: For those who don't get it.

All of the items in the tale are real world priceless religious artifacts, but since none of them are actually anomalous the Foundation thinks they're all nothing but worthless junk and treats them accordingly.

 

[Soda Can]

Felt like taking a break from all the negative parts of the site and sharing this tale that I thought was extremely clever.

Spoiler: For those who don't get it.

All of the items in the tale are real world priceless religious artifacts, but since none of them are actually anomalous the Foundation thinks they're all nothing but worthless junk and treats them accordingly.

The Attic.
I found that one randomly years ago, it's a short but good read.

 

[Game master arino]

Not even The Exploring Series can make this boring, overproduced slog of an “article” interesting.

Fuck the SJW shit, fuck the child grooming, these fucking articles that read like fucking knockoff MCU fanfiction but get praised to high heaven because they’re wrapped up in a pretty box is precisely what’s wrong with modern SCP. SCP-001 and its consequences have been a disaster for the Foundation.

Can someone give me a TLDW/TLDR? Not reading another 8 part format break article that is more like a tale.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

Most established authors have an open disdain for horror and confess to wanting to write "narratively complex" or "wholesome" scps. there is also a disdain for all scps written in series 1 (scp-1 to scp-999) and "series 1 esque" is an insult authors use to insult a relatively simple or scary scp.

From my memory of what I heard about the pre-Containment Breach days of site, there was a fight over SCPs like 999.

I thought it was a bit too much but when but when I thought about it a bit more, I realize that it had some strong merit to it.

999 is incredibly boring if you look past all the "wholesome 100" stuff, there is really nothing else to it and it becoming a icon for the site after popularity boost of Containment Breach amplified the creation of uninteresting "cute" SCPs.

Scp 999 would have been better if it had a catch to it, something like that horrifying fish thing that spits acid but looks nice and cute to children.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

It reads like an AGP tranny's impression of the "women's spaces" they've been denied access to.

Yet the author's page has no mention of a trans identity; she only states that she's a lesbian, "very girly", and "very supportive of the trans community":

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The way this person writes teenage girls screams "tranny whose still figuring out how women talk", but I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. I mentioned the trigger warning for transphobia before but every single article has them, at that point why even make when delving into a dark topic even slightly needs some trigger warning?

I hate how the article builds up to the trooning out, yet once it happens, it immediately become irrelevant to the story and it shifts focus to the other girl.

From my memory of what I heard about the pre-Containment Breach days of site, there was a fight over SCPs like 999.

I thought it was a bit too much but when but when I thought about it a bit more, I realize that it had some strong merit to it.

999 is incredibly boring if you look past all the "wholesome 100" stuff, there is really nothing else to it and it becoming a icon for the site after popularity boost of Containment Breach amplified the creation of uninteresting "cute" SCPs.

Scp 999 would have been better if it had a catch to it, something like that horrifying fish thing that spits acid but looks nice and cute to children.

I read somewhere that the author said he wrote SCP-999 to be cute in order to balance out the creepy or dangerous ones at the time, and SCP-999 was one of few "harmless" SCPs at the time. There was also SCP-529 (Josie The Half Cat) and SCP-131 (The Eye Pods) for "cute" SCPs that didn't harm humans.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

I read somewhere that the author said he wrote SCP-999 to be cute in order to balance out the creepy or dangerous ones at the time, and SCP-999 was one of few "harmless" SCPs at the time. There was also SCP-529 (Josie The Half Cat) and SCP-131 (The Eye Pods) for "cute" SCPs that didn't harm humans.

Half Cat is still very interesting, especially how it purrs when you rub it's weird missing half.

The Eye Pods are less interesting but their actual designs are still unsettling.

My point is, 999 just feels like it was trying too hard to be cute and that's all to it.

Even the idea of it being friends with SCP-682 isn't interesting because it's just a repeat of SCP-053 and less interesting.

With SCP-053 and SCP-682 their friendly relationship could be the cause of either two thing.

1. The little girl's anomalies properties of making everyone wanting to kill her does the opposite for other anomalous creatures which makes her more potentially dangerous.

2. It has nothing to do with little girl's anomalies properties and SCP-682 just has a heart somewheres in him.
999 still has the second option but it's less interesting because it's just a cute orange blob.

This isn't to say I hate 999 but I just think he's not a good Scp.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Meanwhile on 4chan, a couple of anons lament the state of SCP.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Real life is always scarier" should be the new "write what you know uwu"

 

[Valstrax]

Meanwhile on 4chan, a couple of anons lament the state of SCP.
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You know, this gave me a really dumb idea: Oversimplify NuSCP

Yeah, with most of the "METAFICTION GOOOUUUUGHHH" it would be hard to tackle, but I think it could be fun to rework novel-long skips into something easy to read.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, this gave me a really dumb idea: Oversimplify NuSCP

Yeah, with most of the "METAFICTION GOOOUUUUGHHH" it would be hard to tackle, but I think it could be fun to rework novel-long skips into something easy to read.

My only suggestion is just get rid of the last line of every SCP with more than three digits and replace it with "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!"

 

[Valstrax]

My only suggestion is just get rid of the last line of every SCP with more than three digits and replace it with "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!"

Fucking brilliant.