Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

From an outsider’s perspective, most Canadians are uncommonly friendly. You may not notice it as much because you live there and so don’t see the contrast as starkly. That’s not to say they don’t internally think everyone else is an asshat, but that “surface” nice you speak of isn’t universal. As far as Western cultures go (and many non-Western cultures I’ve experienced but I have less to compare there), they’re definitely among the most friendly, polite and considerate, which is why it’s hilarious whenever Chantal goes off on a tirade about how other cultures are better. Projection thy name is Chantal.
Canadians are very very polite, which is NOT the same as nice or friendly. As a Canadian, I'd say Americans are waaay nicer and friendlier, sometimes aggressively so, which is why they seem pushy or impolite to Canadians and Brits.

However, very few Canadians are as disgustingly selfish and cruel as Chantal. And her insistence that foreign men are friendlier than Canadians reminds me of her telling Bibi that Canadian families and couples don't eat together. Of course they do! And Canadians night not be as immediately warm and friendly as Americans or people from tropical countries (Newfoundland notwithstanding), but they're loving to their actual friends and families.

Canadians aren't friendly to Chantal because she's a smelly bitch. When they're polite to her, like service workers, she thinks they're hot for her. She's a nutcase.
 
She’s still going at Shannon
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She's not wrong though. At this point, Shannon is fingering a dead horse for Internet points, it's hilarious and pathetic. It keeps the rage flowing though so can't complain too rage and milk production go hand-in-hand.

Seethe much, Chins?

Take two Rx Copium™ and call Nads in the morning!

(Have broomstick, can dilate.)
"I just wanna seeeeethe". Chins, probably.
 
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lmao

"When you get back from vacationing on the beach with your husband and friends, and settle back into the routine of life, I'll still be here doing the exact same lazy, pathetic-ass things I was doing before you left..."

This is not quite the own Chantal thinks it is...
 
I definitely believe that Shannon is no stranger to drugs. The graduation party story could be either true or a lie to slander Shannon - quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised either way. Whether it's true or not, it makes Chantal look worse either way. Either you brought drugs to the graduation party which is what you're trying to drag Shannon for doing, or you're lying.
This is the GUNT in the graduation day, driving high af on her way there and back, yeah Clotso keep trying to convince us that Shannon behaviour was so much worse.
 
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It was...more.

A record-setting, Juicy Fart Wet Shart, blisteringly timestamped scat-stamped into the pee-soaked seat of the Kween's rolling Counter-to-Fridge commuter throne commode.

It was...Historic. This Chin-nobyl fuel ass-embly meltdown has surpassed "Classic Chantal's" former record-holding "5:00 a.m. Lobster Mac and Beeze at Bibi's" Three-Piles Island derriere detonation.

AND! "Achievement Unlocked!"...At the same time (so brave!) overcoming the handicap of not beezing while "commando!"

YET!...this tremendous Torrid-trousered, taint-entangled toot, raised up its shakey parm-loaded, Sriacha-drenched, half-cheese/half-bean Chili-Chins'-Chin...THEN! like a Mt. Everestian avalanche roiled its volcanic pyroclastic shit-iment to strain against the firmament of space-time fabric...AND! a reverse camel-toe, pant-eating ass crack...TO!

...Unleash itself upon the World! (Wide Web.)

AND! The amid the tympani of @Big_Beautiful_Methane tush-trumpets, and Lush-strumpets, the VIBiddies and VIBidiots rejoiced...and reee-rupupppt'd!

An ¡ Ay, Braaaap-phaap-pap-parapa-pah-paaap, Papi ! ass-blast streamed directly into the welcoming, exceptional earbuds of every last (paid-up) VIB in VIBville (after being screened through the Interwebz, 9000 proxies, the Farms' Great Wall of DDoS, AND! finally, all that has come to pass in the history of the Beeze Age is earnestly/zealously/religiously archived by Our Blessed Scribes -- for eternity.)

We can say that truly, on this day, Foodie's fanny transcended and "ass-ended" to the Fundament of Fupa and became "the Shart Heard 'Round the World™" (Wide Web, in Minecraft.)
There are actually Chantal fart compilation videos on YouTube (not that I’ve watched them or anything 🤥) and that has me asking myself, “why hasn’t some talented person made a video using both Chantal’s flatulent outbursts combined with Mukbang Fatty’s horrific belches?” Can you even imagine how fantastic that would be? A wet, squishy Chantal fart followed by a long, sharp FBRC belch, repeated ad nauseam. What a wonderful, exquisite cacophony for all to enjoy!

Someone out there with video editing talent, make it happen, I beg of you!

(I’ll happily take all the dumb and autistic badges I can get!! Thank you in advance.)
 
From an outsider’s perspective, most Canadians are uncommonly friendly. You may not notice it as much because you live there and so don’t see the contrast as starkly. That’s not to say they don’t internally think everyone else is an asshat, but that “surface” nice you speak of isn’t universal. As far as Western cultures go (and many non-Western cultures I’ve experienced but I have less to compare there), they’re definitely among the most friendly, polite and considerate, which is why it’s hilarious whenever Chantal goes off on a tirade about how other cultures are better. Projection thy name is Chantal.
I see what you mean, and I definitely get that.
 
Brain cells have failed me this evening... a free trial month of what? Did she decide January is a "throw away" month in terms of changing behavior or promises to do same? Are we to be graced with another 16 days of burping, brapping, barfing, sharting, shitting & schtick? Unabashed toddler tantrums until February 1st? LOL
 
There are actually Chantal fart compilation videos on YouTube (not that I’ve watched them or anything 🤥) and that has me asking myself, “why hasn’t some talented person made a video using both Chantal’s flatulent outbursts combined with Mukbang Fatty’s horrific belches?” Can you even imagine how fantastic that would be? A wet, squishy Chantal fart followed by a long, sharp FBRC belch, repeated ad nauseam. What a wonderful, exquisite cacophony for all to enjoy!

Someone out there with video editing talent, make it happen, I beg of you!

(I’ll happily take all the dumb and autistic badges I can get!! Thank you in advance.)
How demented are you? The only redeeming factor of this is that you’re content to keep things at her farts.
 
When exactly is/was the Montreal trip to commence? If she was uninvited like I think she was, she will for sure get tarted up and pretend to go somewhere in an effort to make the green peen jealous and for sure another “I want you so bad right now/you are so hot” text will come in from Nick. If she does get permission to drive his holiness to Montreal and wait at the $60 a night roach den there will most certainly be a rage stream coming our way because of all she does for him and he doesn’t even care. Either way it will highlight Chantal’s patheticness.
 
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