DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So today Phil went on this huge rant about how his fans are being doxxed and harassed and specifically that Slayer0804 was being harassed for being a DSP fan. I don't know if anyone else has been doing any gay ops but if not he's probably referring to a message that I sent to Slayer's parents a few weeks ago on a fake Facebook account.

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For this I'm apparently an evil messed up in the head sociopath who says whatever he wants and doesn't have any emotion or morality because his head doesn't work right.
There's also some people commenting on Slayer's youtube videos, committing the terrifying act of asking "bro why did you throw away a thousand dollars on a video game playthrough"
Truly we are psychotic for questioning why a streamer needs a minimum of $10k a month "just to survive"
 
So today Phil went on this huge rant about how his fans are being doxxed and harassed and specifically that Slayer0804 was being harassed for being a DSP fan. I don't know if anyone else has been doing any gay ops but if not he's probably referring to a message that I sent to Slayer's parents a few weeks ago on a fake Facebook account.

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For this I'm apparently an evil messed up in the head sociopath who says whatever he wants and doesn't have any emotion or morality because his head doesn't work right.

I salute you sir.

You shouldn't have ended with Gaylord though...
 
So today Phil went on this huge rant about how his fans are being doxxed and harassed and specifically that Slayer0804 was being harassed for being a DSP fan. I don't know if anyone else has been doing any gay ops but if not he's probably referring to a message that I sent to Slayer's parents a few weeks ago on a fake Facebook account.

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For this I'm apparently an evil messed up in the head sociopath who says whatever he wants and doesn't have any emotion or morality because his head doesn't work right.
It may have worked since other than the $10 tip Hafiz did in the last Lost Judgment stream, he's only done $1 ($1.49...) khantributions since 12/23. He may be only making small costs that Mommy and Daddy won't notice.
 
So today Phil went on this huge rant about how his fans are being doxxed and harassed and specifically that Slayer0804 was being harassed for being a DSP fan. I don't know if anyone else has been doing any gay ops but if not he's probably referring to a message that I sent to Slayer's parents a few weeks ago on a fake Facebook account.

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For this I'm apparently an evil messed up in the head sociopath who says whatever he wants and doesn't have any emotion or morality because his head doesn't work right.
Meh.
I want proof of this "harassment".
Slayer is being a lying lying little man.
 
Imagine your neighbor is severely depressed. You go to see them and they have a shotgun sitting on their knees.

"Hey, man", you say, "don't do anything crazy now. These feelings aren't permanent"

"I went on to YouTube", they reply "to try and reach out and maybe find a place in this world, some friends, y'know?"

"That's good. You don't need to go through this alone", you reassure them.

"But I found this guy called DSP and all he does is snort, burp and be rude to people who look up to him", they shake their head.

"Well some people are just assholes, I guess." you respond.

"He makes over $100k a year doing it, man!!"

"I'm next on the shotgun..."
 
Imagine your neighbor is severely depressed. You go to see them and they have a shotgun sitting on their knees.

"Hey, man", you say, "don't do anything crazy now. These feelings aren't permanent"

"I went on to YouTube", they reply "to try and reach out and maybe find a place in this world, some friends, y'know?"

"That's good. You don't need to go through this alone", you reassure them.

"But I found this guy called DSP and all he does is snort, burp and be rude to people who look up to him", they shake their head.

"Well some people are just assholes, I guess." you respond.

"He makes over $100k a year doing it, man!!"

"I'm next on the shotgun..."
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I've been out of the dsp realm for a bit because of real life stuff but damn that Skyrim shit was funny as fucking hell, classic dsp moment. The funniest fucking part is he always has some problem with the saves in Bethesda games so you think he'd fucking learn after this time but he never will because there was nothing he could do it was the game's fault dood. The whole thing is also an amazing example of how nonfunctional his brain is, when he just sat there on the map clicking fast travel over and over while the game told him he couldn't do it because there were guards chasing him.
 
I've been out of the dsp realm for a bit because of real life stuff but damn that Skyrim shit was funny as fucking hell, classic dsp moment. The funniest fucking part is he always has some problem with the saves in Bethesda games so you think he'd fucking learn after this time but he never will because there was nothing he could do it was the game's fault dood. The whole thing is also an amazing example of how nonfunctional his brain is, when he just sat there on the map clicking fast travel over and over while the game told him he couldn't do it because there were guards chasing him.
If I recall the soonest one can set the autosave frequency in Skyrim is every five minutes, which is coincidentally an amount of time Phil has complained about losing upon needing to restart in a game.

Just imagine what Phil’s ideal game playing experience must be when current-era Bethesda sandbox is too demanding.
 
Has time to stalk and compile a list of haturrz to simp for a streamer, still expects people to believe he has a wife and pet to take care of
Fucking loser
EDIT: I just realized he put "timbo two time slice" in his totally-not-a-sock superchat. That's the same autism that caused him to out himself on Kiwifarms in the first place, he just can't hide his seething hateboners. Not even when he's supposed to be pretending he's on his victim's side.
Fucking autist
 
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Near end of night stream status:

Total tip: $89

Top tips: $35 from guitarplayer, him and game trekker again covered more than 2/3 of total tip

Phil is playing one last game and pushing hard to squeeze more tardbucks with reverse psychology

"Its down to the last game guys, we are only $11 away from the hat so it looks like we won't hit it, it is what it is guys, unless, ugh...you know, nuhuh"

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Near end of night stream status:

Total tip: $89

Top tips: $35 from guitarplayer, him and game trekker again covered more than 2/3 of total tip

Phil is playing one last game and pushing hard to squeeze more tardbucks with reverse psychology

"Its down to the last game guys, we are only $11 away from the hat so it looks like we won't hit it, it is what it is guys, unless, ugh...you know, nuhuh"

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Massive crowdfunding tonight!

guitarplayer1939: $35
GameTrekker: $35
""Derryl"": $20
Other tips: some dude tipping $2 talking about how he got harassed because he commented on a video.

The rebranding is working really well, Phil!
 
Ignoring Phil Shitting on Every game but the last one of the night.

OICs pathetic attempt for attention and relevance was even more sad than usual.

He did every gimmik from "watch lists", calling out sneak dissing fans, playing victim saying he's bullied while discussing following peoples personals lives outside stream, saying he's "just lurking", trying to divide one fan from another.

I know I'm giving him attention but OIC is more pathetic than DSP or his worst Fan and Detractor combined.

Go back to "hitting the gym" and the 6 month wedding vacation you started 3 months ago lol.
 
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