Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Baby Beluga said:
There are actually Chantal fart compilation videos on YouTube (not that I’ve watched them or anything 🤥) and that has me asking myself, “why hasn’t some talented person made a video using both Chantal’s flatulent outbursts combined with Mukbang Fatty’s horrific belches?” Can you even imagine how fantastic that would be? A wet, squishy Chantal fart followed by a long, sharp FBRC belch, repeated ad nauseam. What a wonderful, exquisite cacophony for all to enjoy!

Someone out there with video editing talent, make it happen, I beg of you!

(I’ll happily take all the dumb and autistic badges I can get!! Thank you in advance.)
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So, if I understand this correctly: You want someone to sample and remix* their butt and belch beats?


* The words "sample and remix," in this particular context,
present as an extremely unappetizing turn of phrase.

Hope you don't also want a side of 1960s Smell-O-Vision™
post-production Scratch-and-Sniff audience cards
to go with your kinky kino, too.

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Shannon should have stfu and gone quietly into the night. Now, she is nothing more than Chantal’s friend, the recovering addict/abuse survivor. Chinny has been a disgusting ogre for damn near half of that time. Super cute and fun to chill with. Does Shannon think these pearls she drops are sick burns? Nope. The ho is just outing herself all day long as the retard side-kick.
 
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Chickencarrots2022 said:
Shannon should have stfu and gone quietly into the night. Now, she is nothing more than Chantal’s friend, the recovering addict/abuse survivor. Chinny has been a disgusting ogre for damn near half of that time. Super cute and fun to chill with. Does Shannon think these pearls she drops are sick burns? Nope. The ho is just outing herself all day long as the retard side-kick.
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Shannon is an absolute retard but the amount of seething she creates makes her worth her weight in gold-plated nickel
 
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LetiCo said:
Chinny needs to cool it with the Shannon shit. Even if everything she has said about her is true, Chinny is still inferior on every level. Plus Shannon seems to be the type that is willing to spend the night in jail for the privilege of punching Chantal in the rat face just one time.
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WHAT ARE YOU talking about? inferior on every level? they are both retard and idiots, shannon is just living in the shadow of chinny online. Shannon might be skinny sure, she still looks and act like a crackhead with no life :stress: plus, just bcause she can afford to go to panama for her coke trip, that does not put her on a higher level 4 F**sakes !
 
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WHAT ARE YOU talking about? inferior on every level? they are both retard and idiots, shannon is just living in the shadow of chinny online. Shannon might be skinny sure, she still looks and act like a crackhead with no life :stress: plus, just bcause she can afford to go to panama for her coke trip, that does not put her on a higher level 4 F**sakes !
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No one's saying she's not trashy. She's just objectively living a better life than Chantal is, if only because she's not trapped in a gargantuan flesh prison. Chantal could not physically do what Shannon is doing right now, even if she was not wasting all of her money on Nader. She went away for three days to Toronto and couldn't even successfully pack for that, admitting she didn't bring enough clothes and was forced to wear the same outfit for most of the trip because she lacks the foresight and patience to actually figure out what she will need on a trip. In the DR she wouldn't be able to just pop into pennington's to get a new size 5x smock if she wrecked the only dress she thought to stuff in a suitcase. She would also have issues with the sheer size of her clothing fitting in a suitcase. She couldn't stand in an airport security line. She can't walk across an airport terminal. She can't fit in a standard airline seat. She can't control her bowels in the best of conditions and the changing pressure from air travel can trigger bowel problems in the best of us. She can't fit in an airplane bathroom. She's prone to blood clots developing and would be a high risk while flying. She would be unable to sit for the 4.5 hours a flight to Punta Cana would run her.

The sheer fact that Shannon doesn't have to pause streams constantly to literally run to the shitter lest she poop her pants right where she sits should be all the proof anyone needs that her life is definitely better than Chantal's.

And stop censoring your naughty words. This isn't fucking reddit you shit-for-brains cunt.
 
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The irony is not lost on me that if Chantal put even half as much effort in trying to improve herself as she does stalking Nader, calling Nader, offering to do things for Nader, driving Nader around, probably doing the drug deals for Nader, she might actually become some who Nader (or ANY man) might want for something besides money.

I mean, let me break it down:

-Work out for half an hour to an hour per day, which is roughly what it takes to drive to his place and back every day. This would improve get body, her stamina, her overall mental health.

-Make healthy meals. About the same time as driving to and from fast food places, or maybe more, but not a HUGE investment of time, especially if she learned to cook and do a lot of cooking on the weekend and then portioned it out.

-Clean or have someone clean out and clean the house thoroughly ONCE, and then clean a little each day to keep up with it. This could be done instead of calling Nader 50 times per day. It would bring more positive comments and not take too long. It might even keep her mind busy so she's not obsessing over him. No one likes a stage 5 clinger.

-And then actually perform basic hygiene, like showering thoroughly, washing her face, brushing her teeth, even applying rogaine or taking the time to put on a nice hair topper or wig. If she spent all the time she spends on applying her hooker makeup to doing this, it would make her look and feel a lot better.

But then we remember that Chantal is lazy, and only wants immediate gratification or low hanging fruit, and will never change. She doesn't realize that she could channel the same amount of energy elsewhere, still make YouTube coin, and then possibly have men actually want her. Until they discover her personality and true nature, of course.
 
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She has lost her wallet, and has had to go home to order food online (where her card details are already stored) rather than get Starbucks.

There was an amazing moment of her sitting on the sofa, reflecting in a total genuine way,
”Do you guise remember before when I lost my wallet?”, completely forgetting that she told us that was an entire ruse invented to get out of handing over the rent money for Nader that month.

She can’t even remember her own lies, or that she’s revealed the truth.
 
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´"How many calories in one ranch? thats not fair. Something that small has that many calories? that is bullshit"
Got a flashback to the fastfood funeral, where she whined "why cant this food be healthy?. This is why, shell never loose the weight, with or without coke or sexercise. Shes a toddler, who thinks its unfair, that she cant inhale 6000 calories of trash food without consequences.
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So today is a Christmas redo in Cornwall for Peetz’s family, and Chantal is taking him.
I think I caught her saying that no, she won’t be seeing her own family? Is that right?

Someone in chat pointed out that she couldn’t drive if she didn’t have her wallet, as she would need her ID if stopped, and she agreed, but you could then see the tiny wheels starting to turn in her massive skull.

She can’t pull a social anxiety card to get out of this one, but she can’t drive if she hasn’t found her wallet, guise!
What would you have her do? Drive irresponsibly?

She said she can’t be bothered putting makeup on today either.
Who would bet on her cancelling driving Peetz today?

Don‘t mention the fact that she would drive after curfew, without an ID, high, through fire to answer the call to the trap house.
 
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