DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NursezillaX]

He's gotta be picking these on purpose to be ironic or something, right? There's no way he has this many fucked up autogenerated thumbnails that he can't be fucked to change, right?

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

He's gotta be picking these on purpose to be ironic or something, right? There's no way he has this many fucked up autogenerated thumbnails that he can't be fucked to change, right?

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He's Mr. Shortcuts. What you are suggesting will take up some of his valuable champions time for zero additional prahfits.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He's gotta be picking these on purpose to be ironic or something, right? There's no way he has this many fucked up autogenerated thumbnails that he can't be fucked to change, right?

No, because Phil doesn't know or care how to find or use a thumbnail maker for his videos.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This list making weirdo should have been banned YEARS ago.
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What up Rokeno!
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Don't give Phil money sock account
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What in the goddamn seven hells is that fucking font you're using

 

[We Are The Witches]

He just has to upload a 16:9 ratio image for his thumbnails, not much more is needed or suggested. So it's supposed to be a podcast, take a nice photo, isolate him and put a nice background.

There are Photoshop like programs online for free, his excuse is not valid, not to mention downloadable programs also for free. Basic stuff takes minutes or seconds to learn even for someone who hasn't touched this type of software before, so he doesn't need Darziak to make him thumbnails, he's just lazy but we all know that.

There was a good explanation by @Pretty Boy Extremism on his generated video covers:

When you upload a video and don't bother uploading your own thumbnail whatever AI Youtube uses finds 3 thumbnails they think best represent the video, you can think of them as default thumbnails. One is from near the beginning of the video, one in the middle, and one near the end, if you don't pick any of those then it chooses the middle one. The AI favors certain things to make the video look more dynamic, one of those things are the mouth agape soy smile, that's why so many of his prestream therapycast and daily beg video thumbnails have him with his mouth open.

Some good thumbnails in all of their glory:

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Watch out!

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[FormerPro]

"It's a Saturday night so the connections are not as good" - Global Telecommunications Expert Phillip Burnell.

His excuses for dying in game are updated Old Wive's Tales for the digital age. Instead of stuff like "Cheese before bed gives you nightmares" it's stuff like " That guy killed me because his ping was a prime number so the game gave him priority".

God forbid someone unearths his videos in 1000 years time after the Nuclear Holocaust and thinks we were all that retarded.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He just has to upload a 16:9 ratio image for his thumbnails, not much more is needed or suggested. So it's supposed to be a podcast, take a nice photo, isolate him and put a nice background.

There are Photoshop like programs online for free, his excuse is not valid, not to mention downloadable programs also for free. Basic stuff takes minutes or seconds to learn even for someone who hasn't touched this type of software before, so he doesn't need Darziak to make him thumbnails, he's just lazy but we all know that.

There was a good explanation by @Pretty Boy Extremism on his generated video covers:


Some good thumbnails in all of their glory:

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Watch out!

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Same energy.



Also Jesus CHRIST that last one. That stroke mouth, those lady eyelashes, the bugman eyes, the soy eyebrows... he simultaneously looks 50 and 15 years old. Someone needs to put the piggy back in the oven for another hour or two.

I still can't believe this is the thing that khat and panda decided was worth hitching their star to.

 

[UsedUp]

Could you imagine after all the ice bucket challenge shit talking he did.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He just has to upload a 16:9 ratio image for his thumbnails, not much more is needed or suggested. So it's supposed to be a podcast, take a nice photo, isolate him and put a nice background.

There are Photoshop like programs online for free, his excuse is not valid, not to mention downloadable programs also for free. Basic stuff takes minutes or seconds to learn even for someone who hasn't touched this type of software before, so he doesn't need Darziak to make him thumbnails, he's just lazy but we all know that.

There was a good explanation by @Pretty Boy Extremism on his generated video covers:


Some good thumbnails in all of their glory:

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Watch out!

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You should've put the thumbnail from January 7th, it's not disgusting but it's hilarious.

The more things change...

 

[PieceofShet]

You guys think if kat would leave or like die or something, dsp would go back to the old dicks and balls HAMAMAMA big titties version?
Or he would say he matured and wont do that or any romance missions? Or maybe he would get another maid before he transformed back to his true self?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This list making weirdo should have been banned YEARS ago.
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So OIC the daft cunt claims to write code now too, bloke should this.close(); his life.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Instead of stuff like "Cheese before bed gives you nightmares" it's stuff like " That guy killed me because his ping was a prime number so the game gave him priority".

God forbid someone unearths his videos in 1000 years time after the Nuclear Holocaust and thinks we were all that retarded.

This actually made me laugh. Thank you, poster!

 

[Disco Infernape]

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Could you imagine after all the ice bucket challenge shit talking he did.

I would imagine that one day a $500 “tip goal” would be to have philbert pour a bucket of ice cold water over his head live on stream like the retard he is. Then kahnplain about how that “gave him ptsd” for the rest of his life.

Would be more entertaining than the gay cowboy setup he has going on.

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

So OIC the daft cunt claims to write code now too, bloke should this.close(); his life.

@JimJimJim is way too busy with his totally real and authentic fiance (and puppy!) to shove off this mortal coil. And don't forget all those sessions at the gym. There's no way this guy is a pathetic loser who has nothing to live for and lies about everything like his master.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

You should've put the thumbnail from January 7th, it's not disgusting but it's hilarious.
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The more things change...

It's so bizarre how his fat(oddly-shaped)head contrasts with his narrow body.

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

Interesting that DSP’s monthly channel views have been on a steady decline despite him focusing exclusively on YouTube these days

 

[JamFlowMan]

He's gotta be picking these on purpose to be ironic or something, right? There's no way he has this many fucked up autogenerated thumbnails that he can't be fucked to change, right?

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I always assumed years ago he read some clickbait "how to draw people to your Youtube videos" article and one of the bullet points was "choose thumbnail pictures that showcase your personality" or some other wordy way saying "pick a phony thumbnail that makes you look exceptional" and has done so to this day.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

I always assumed years ago he read some clickbait "how to draw people to your Youtube videos" article and one of the bullet points was "choose thumbnail pictures that showcase your personality" or some other wordy way saying "pick a phony thumbnail that makes you look exceptional" and has done so to this day.

"How to Draw People to Your YouTube Videos" -- by Matt Jarbo

 

[Corpun]

If I recall the soonest one can set the autosave frequency in Skyrim is every five minutes, which is coincidentally an amount of time Phil has complained about losing upon needing to restart in a game.

Just imagine what Phil’s ideal game playing experience must be when current-era Bethesda sandbox is too demanding.

Yeah if it is anything like New Vegas' autosave system, which is likely is, you can toggle when it saves.

The options should be autosaving after a certain amount of time, fast travel, and entering areas with loading zones, and a few others.

Phil is just too retarded to mess around with menus because that is too khamplex dood. The game should just autosave when he wants it to.

Does anyone else hope his consoles brick at the same time from being left one all the time?

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Interesting that DSP’s monthly channel views have been on a steady decline despite him focusing exclusively on YouTube these days

His channel has organic growth dood, the sub count is going up!

We've long known that Dave has the gambler mentality of hyper focusing on the peaks while ignoring the long term downward trend that they're on.