DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[tzgnilki]

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Interesting that DSP’s monthly channel views have been on a steady decline despite him focusing exclusively on YouTube these days

I wonder what the metrics would if he didn't purge the livestreams

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I wonder what the metrics would if he didn't purge the livestreams

This begs the question:
Does he just private the streams or flat out deletes them?
If he just privates them, they would still be counted in the metrics, no?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I wonder what the metrics would if he didn't purge the livestreams

This begs the question:
Does he just private the streams or flat out deletes them?
If he just privates them, they would still be counted in the metrics, no?

Even if he just privates them it shouldn't really make that great of a difference as he's streaming to 250-400.

Hasn't he been leaning heavily on legacy views for years?

The number of views he is racking up on his "newer" videos are really pathetic, if he wants to change that graph he would need a whole new audience and that is simply not going to happen.

 

[Michael Janke]

I saw a DSP video and in the comments, someone alluded to mazlows hierarchy.
in all honesty, phil only meets the first one for physiological needs.
he's paranoid so missing safety
he pushed his friends away so has no sense of belonging
he's insecure as hell so no self esteem
how does someone with such a comfortable existance manage to only meet the first in the hierarchy, the bare minimum?

edit: an example of someone who might meet the first one only is an abuse victim at a shelter, or someone at a halfway house. they have the physiological needs, but don't have any sense of safety, love or self esteem. phil is mentally fucked up by that metric.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Man some of those Halo clips from last night are amazing. "I'll ban you all!"

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I saw a DSP video and in the comments, someone alluded to mazlows hierarchy.
in all honesty, phil only meets the first one for physiological needs.
he's paranoid so missing safety
he pushed his friends away so has no sense of belonging
he's insecure as hell so no self esteem
how does someone with such a comfortable existance manage to only meet the first in the hierarchy, the bare minimum?

Phil plays life in "barely survival" mode.

 

[SojiroSakura]

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Interesting that DSP’s monthly channel views have been on a steady decline despite him focusing exclusively on YouTube these days

It's most likely because he's streaming on the same site now. Despite what BuckToothPhil thinks, people actually don't want to watch a non-edited recording of the exact same stream they watched right afterword.

One does wonder, why does he get 800-1k views on the videos, but not on the stream. Hmm...

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Imagine making that much in a decade and all you have to show for it is a middle unit condo that you still owe money on, and a mid spec Corolla that you still owe money on.

Uhhh, WRONG! He does have one other thing to show for it.

 

[Michael Janke]

Phil plays life in "barely survival" mode.

your profile picture is the perfect description of phil
he's a giant sad potato.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Just gotta chuckle at Phil getting triggered over people talking about God of War on PC. "It's four years old, who cares?" he says. "Oh, it runs better on PC, that's not news!" Meanwhile, Phil is currently playing Resident Evil 4 and Skyrim, two old games that run better on his current system than they did when he originally played them. And he touted this as a reason that he was interested in playing them again and as a reason to watch the streams. The King of Hypocrisy does it again.

 

[Brother Wind]

You guys think if kat would leave or like die or something, dsp would go back to the old dicks and balls HAMAMAMA big titties version?
Or he would say he matured and wont do that or any romance missions? Or maybe he would get another maid before he transformed back to his true self?

If he gets a third soulmaid, I am going Republican, because clearly they are correct that Women are incapable of making their own decisions.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

$10k-40k on the underwater CT mortgage

i thought that was excluded from the bankruptcy

 

[Elescondido]

If he gets a third soulmaid, I am going Republican, because clearly they are correct that Women are incapable of making their own decisions.

To be fair ... Panda was basically a child and Kat is a seriously damaged person so we aint talking about normal people here.

And before people say Panda was 18 keep in mind people mature at the difference rates and panda still had the mentality of a middle school kid

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Imagine making that much in a decade and all you have to show for it is a middle unit condo that you still owe money on, and a mid spec Corolla that you still owe money on.

Lesson for future reference to any who want to be a "Khantent KreatOR" like PhilPig

Pay for everything in cash, and save, save, save, even if it's just sitting there... It's still there

And don't be an Autistic Faggot and spend it on useless Sweaty Gacha pulls...

That is all

 

[Wasabi Panda]

how does the local government have his back. What does this even mean?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

how does the local government have his back. What does this even mean?

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He thinks that he is getting out of paying for garbage removal, and he might be right.

Nothing if however stopping the city from still giving him the $70 fine for not having the garbage removed as per the rules.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He thinks that he is getting out of paying for garbage removal, and he might be right.

Nothing if however stopping the city from still giving him the $70 fine for not having the garbage removed as per the rules.

oh I see, he comes off like "fuck the people striking, and their grievances like better treatment and money the city has our back! now hit that like button and I really need those tips." which, I mean is probably the case with him.

aaaaaaaaaaand he had no idea how a crime and bounty system worked in a bethesda game...in 2022. He needed allan peepul to explain it to him off stream for a 10 year old game and he sees nothing wrong with this. Then explains this to his audience like they didn't just explain to him basic system mechanics for pretty much every bethesda RPG.

he's proud that he's too stupid to know about essentially whats a kin to taking fall damage from falling to far.

ya know, maybe his scatt fetish is a byproduct of him being so incredibly stupid that he doesn't know how to wipe his ass.

EDIT - speaking of went back to his stream and he's going on some entitled rant about he's to busy playing videogames to drop off his trash.

Just gotta chuckle at Phil getting triggered over people talking about God of War on PC. "It's four years old, who cares?" he says. "Oh, it runs better on PC, that's not news!" Meanwhile, Phil is currently playing Resident Evil 4 and Skyrim, two old games that run better on his current system than they did when he originally played them. And he touted this as a reason that he was interested in playing them again and as a reason to watch the streams. The King of Hypocrisy does it again.

so wait...

God of war on PC no one cares about cause it's 4 years old.

DSP is playing/has recently played

- condemned criminal origins
- Street Fighter Turbo/Super Turbo/3S/A3
- Resident Evil 4
- Skyrim
- Alan Wake
- GTA 3
- GTA:VC
- GTA:SA
- Hades (A year late)
- MSFS2021 (a year late)

but GoW is too old....ok phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

how does the local government have his back. What does this even mean?

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"My dad's really important, so you better listen to me!"

 

[capefear56]

So Phil still has 3 weeks worth of garbage accumulating in his garage, and his excuse for not taking it to the dump yet is: "My time is valuable! I don't have an hour to wait in a line at the landfill!"

Unbelievable.

 

[Pargon]

He thinks that he is getting out of paying for garbage removal, and he might be right.

Nothing if however stopping the city from still giving him the $70 fine for not having the garbage removed as per the rules.

Hotly anticipating his red-hot take on collectivization when the bill inevitably arrives anyway. Waste removal is one of the most heavily unionized services in the country, and “we don’t want our huge trucks sliding around into cars and buildings because you local assholes won’t pay for road treatment in winter weather lol” is not a hard sell.