Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[MetalParakeet]

I like this one.

She moves in with her retired disabled mom and whines about not getting a free insurance ride.

I creeped through her posts and it got funnier. Apparently she's never been able to find the nerve to do "adult things" like make her own doctors appts (so I guess mommy is gonna call and set up top surgery?)

She can get health insurance through her door dash gig but refuses. She also tries to find ways to find the names of people who rate her as anything less than 5 stars.

She won't get a real job because she "srsly will unalive" if she has to spend a *gasp* five whole years at a place that doesn't cater to her.

She also just kicked out a junkie bf. Not sure if she kicked him out of mommy's house or if she just made the post months late.

Also there's a lot of suicide baiting in the past week

 

[Netizennameless]

Sorry if this is dealt with in another thread, but are there any real lesbians (i.e. proper women with virginas) who are actually into troon girl dick?

Gay dudes banging FtM I can sort of understand as deep down us males are savages and will stick our dicks in anything if we can get away with it.

I don't think I've came across a lesbian who screams about loving the (girl) cock? I can imagine one or two harpies running LGBTQIZP+ organisations bulling younger women into blowing troons whilst going home to sexless life with some other weird women and a bunch of cats but can't imagine any other gay women falling for it?

No. Lesbians don't like dicks or men. MtF troons still look and act like men, no matter what they tell themselves.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

The only ones I know of are retconned lesbians - I.e. Heterosexuals who "became" lesbian after their husband became a Troon. In one case though I think the wife was already outed as pansexual, so she doesn't even count as fake lesbian!

I always found this to be absurd. There has been a decent number of examples where heterosexual women will declare themselves as lesbians as soon as their bf/husband troons out. They always skip over bisexuality and go straight to lesbian. Of course, most of them are neither.

I understand that some of these women may do this keep their relationship and life intact. However, I don’t understand the troons that accept this. I’m certain that they know that their wives were interest in them because they were biological males “presenting” as men. I’m sure they have seen instances of their wives showing attraction to some tv/movie actor. I’m confident that they have zero evidence to assume that their wives are lesbians. So, how are these troons so invested in their fetish and delusions that they’ll accept such blatent lies?

 

[frap]

Adam wants to change up his look but what Mr Transcinderella here doesn't understand that the problem is that what he's got is the face of a man.

The way he applies his lippy, presumably in a desperate attempt to make his lips look fuller, makes him look like the Joker. Truly embracing the clown within.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I always found this to be absurd. There has been a decent number of examples where heterosexual women will declare themselves as lesbians as soon as their bf/husband troons out. They always skip over bisexuality and go straight to lesbian. Of course, most of them are neither.

I understand that some of these women may do this keep their relationship and life intact. However, I don’t understand the troons that accept this. I’m certain that they know that their wives were interest in them because they were biological males “presenting” as men. I’m sure they have seen instances of their wives showing attraction to some tv/movie actor. I’m confident that they have zero evidence to assume that their wives are lesbians. So, how are these troons so invested in their fetish and delusions that they’ll accept such blatent lies?

They’re narcisssists. They don’t pay attention to other people’s preferences or desires unless it affects them directly. Other people aren’t real to them.

Recognizing that someone else is lying to please them involves being able to conceive of another person’s self as it does not relate to pleasing them. They are as capable of doing that as they are capable of growing a real vagina.

 

[Totallyunknown]

Kaedan from OkCupid trying to pass as FTM and not a fat nerdy chick into D&D

 

[Pinga]

Sorry if this is dealt with in another thread, but are there any real lesbians (i.e. proper women with virginas) who are actually into troon girl dick?

Gay dudes banging FtM I can sort of understand as deep down us males are savages and will stick our dicks in anything if we can get away with it.

I don't think I've came across a lesbian who screams about loving the (girl) cock? I can imagine one or two harpies running LGBTQIZP+ organisations bulling younger women into blowing troons whilst going home to sexless life with some other weird women and a bunch of cats but can't imagine any other gay women falling for it?

As a bi woman, why would a lesbian be into dick? It's a penis. They're a lesbian. Also, transmen are men, get with the times.

Jk, obviously.

Have some self respect. Don't put the meat sock in your vagina. You don't know where it's been.

 

[Scrumption]

Related to the topic at hand, the way MTFs are treated in gay male spaces online is probably completely different from how they would be treated IRL.

On occasion, I will see someone white knighting for troons by criticizing that gay men call vaginas gross because it hurts troon feelings and "not all gay men have penises." Of course, since this is on the internet, there is no way to know if the person saying this is actually a gay man. They probably are not. It is ironic troons want gay men to stop bonding over disliking vaginas, since that is kind of one of the few things all gay men have in common.

Another thing I have seen, primarily on Reddit, is an NSFW picture or video of a FTM in a subreddit that dedicated to gay men. These posts often get a decent amount of upvotes. Think of it like when a troon posts a shitty nail job on a nail art subreddit; they get showered in praise. I see three reasons for someone upvoting it: 1. societal pressure to conform to wokeness and pretend that the woman is a man; 2. the people upvoting are not gay at all, but are bisexual men or straight women; or 3. the person upvoting is a troon. It is an incredibly jarring experience to be a gay man scrolling through one of these subreddits and suddenly being confronted with pictures of someone with a hairy chest, beard, and labia, or worse, a testosterone-engorged clitoris. Replies to these posts are always clean of negativity in the usual Reddit fashion. Any reply that isn't removed will include the word bro, dude, or man.

Anyway, my point is that whoever is reacting positively to these pictures is not a gay man. When these FTMs eventually go out to places with gay men IRL, they will probably expect to get a similar treatment. They will be in for a rude awakening since gay men are mostly upfront about what they are interested in and are not willing to compromise on it. Troons can call men shallow all they want, but gay men are almost always upfront and uncompromising about it.

Woke societal pressure may make some gay men feel obligated to at least make these women feel welcome in gay male spaces, but they would never consider dating one of these women themself.

 

[Pinga]

There is a small portion of the LGBT community that will date/fuck a very very small proportion of troons (the ones that, even if they do not fully pass, at least are presentable and clean and not total lunatics).

"I would fuck a trans person" always has the above astricks in my opinion. The problem is, there are very few troons that are actually presentable, and there are even less that are not totally deranged, so figure out the proportion that are both.

It's always "people won't date me because I'm trans", and never "people won't date me because I'm 400lbs, have a personality disorder, and can't bring myself to bathe on a regular basis".

I actually know a couple 'lesbians' (sure Jan) dating Tim's and there is not one of them that doesn't have some kind of mental disorder. Sad but true.

 

[Richard Budgetts Brain]

Let me unload some of the screenshots I have made over the holidays, starting with an appetizer from boomerbook:
A true and honest woman had a TED talk and complained about women not being assertive enough in discussions with men and always saying "sorry".

And this is the top comment great how the comment itself is an example of what it describes. And she's an alphabet ally too!

Spoiler: ftms of instagram

Representation of the most common ftm types:
1. a lesbian walking herself back into the closet:

I am not fully sure with her, because the name Brayden sounds a bit too close to Gayden.

2. a self-harming girl with an eating disorder:

She has a post about her anorexia where she says she won't show pictures of her thinnest because she doesn't want other people to go down that spiral but I guess transpo is different from thinspo.
She also has this in her room:

Spoiler: what do you think it is?

3. a Gayden, here with her boyfriend:

The gayden passes pretty well in thumbnails when it's only her:

You'd be surprised how many faggots are just hetero men that can't get laid. Apparently FtM are a hot commodity in the gay community. Imagine being knocked up with that AIDs infested sperm.

Gay dudes banging FtM I can sort of understand as deep down us males are savages and will stick our dicks in anything if we can get away with it.

I picked this one because from her boyfriend profile it's evident that he is a real gay. Or at least considers himself to be gay. Looking at homo hookup sites, there also seems to be an actual interest in Tifs from a group of

Spoiler: gays

men that fuck other men and passing Tifs, but no normal women

. So I don't think they're all desperate heteros.
Do some gays have a masculinity fetish or how does this work?

I know most of you prefer pictures, but I just love the brain farts of transtubers and their fans:

Spoiler: transtubers and hilarious youtube comments

Meet Ashton, who is on T and talks about how hard life is as a nonbinary while she puts on makeup src

uwu soft boy=lesbian


please ignore what you see and play pretend because reality makes me uncomfortable

Spoiler: This is what peak nonbinarity looks like

Jamie shows her packer and her fans let loose with their lost and misplaced ones (src):



Just get a phalloplasty, that won't fall off so easily

Lastly, I present you Arthur, an economics student.
I mention that she is an economics student because economics is very important to her. She says she would not like to date someone who isn't an economist. She just looooves econ so much and wants to talk about it all the time!
She mentions it so often that it's confusing to her young viewers:

Jamie and her have very similar user bases.

Given that these two already fear they may regret a haircut we can at least be sure that they won't do the tit chop or inject T

Here is a confused mother of an even more confused kid:

Why would anyone take parenting advice from 20 year old youtubers? At least she got the best possible response one could hope for, though not from Arthur:



It's a strange thing how so many "lesbians" in multi year relationships notice they like men after all once they've transed themselves. As if they had other issues.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Kaedan from OkCupid trying to pass as FTM and not a fat nerdy chick into D&D

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I could believe it if they only used the first picture but that shirt is immediately suspect. The poses and clothing in the other two give the game away so much you don't even need to see the dyed hair or notice the extremely 'girl on instagram' poses. Take off the pins and the dumb shirt and you'd maybe be able to sort've pass as 'doughy nerd'. Until you're in motion anyway.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Be sure to check your windows TERFs, you might see this dude spying on you:

 

[luigismanslave]

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Be sure to check your windows TERFs, you might see this dude spying on you:

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>a typical TERF is a narcissist with poor impulse control
the absolute irony

 

[behindyourightnow]

For all his talk of “opsec” it took me literally 15 seconds to find out that “SarahGOAT” is this guy:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/lib-dem-trans-activists-hounded-abuse-victim-b6dx39tv3

Edit: he seems to live in Portugal now, having given up on a political career after being summarily rejected by voters several times in a row.

There needs to be a a version of “get woke, go broke” for troons and elections.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

. So I don't think they're all desperate heteros.
Do some gays have a masculinity fetish or how does this work?

The dudes I see on grindr that usually say they're into FTMs usually like trans women & femboys too. So just degenerate bisexuals.

For the "true" gay that ends up with an Gayden, they're usually some combination of ugly & fat. You never see the stereotypical hot gay guy dating a FTM. Gays are pretty ruthless, and if you're not fit/attractive it can be hard for some guys. I could sorta see how they end up with a gayden just out of loneliness.

 

[Windows Error 98]

Even if a FTM manages to pass in photos, their mannerisms nearly always give them away irl or on video. I don’t even know what it specifically is about them, but it’s sort of an uncanny valley effect to me. Just something screams “FEMALE” even with the scraggly beard hair. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gayden date an actual gay man, not a bi guy or another FTM.

 

[Putin Bot]

When these FTMs eventually go out to places with gay men IRL, they will probably expect to get a similar treatment. They will be in for a rude awakening since gay men are mostly upfront about what they are interested in and are not willing to compromise on it.

Gay men are fucking brutal when it comes to FTMs invading their spaces. Hell, they managed to get this gay campout thing to exclude anyone without a dick, despite the backlash.

Also, here's some more FTM delusion, this time about the future of phalloplasty.

 

[Tom Ripley]

Not sure where to put this but considering it's designed for eggs and soon-to-be transbians I thought it fit here.
Fresh from Tumblr the sexuality/gender of cisgender lesbian man.

Lesbian:
• When you feel connected to the label lesbian.
•When you experiece an attraction to someone that is lesbian in nature.

Cisgender lesbian man:
•A cis man who feel connected to the label lesbian.
•A lesbianfluid cis man.
•An egg who feel connected to the term lesbian but didn't yet realize their are trans and still consider themselves as a cis man.
•A demi-cisgender man who feel strongly connected to the term lesbian.
•A cis boy socially percived as lesbian and feel hightly connected to the label due to this reason.
•A cisfluid man who experince lesbian attraction.
•Cis non binary men or a para-cisgender man who feel an attraction that is lesbian (regardless of the gender they are attracted to).
ETC !

Alt terms: cisboian, lesboycis, cis lesboy..

→ A cisgender man attracted exclusively to men isn't necessary gay, he can be lesbian if he experiece lesbian attraction/or feel connected to the term lesbian.

https://cisgender-lesbian-man.carrd.co/
Archive

 

[Lalalara]

Imho there are just two motives behind trooning out: a narcissist living out a fetish or a very ugly person going insane in their hopeless quest to finally be pretty and desirable. I can see how a very ugly person, who gets shit on and rejected for their looks (no matter if genetic or self-inflicted) all their lives can feel “dysphoric” about their body. Nothing to do with sex or gender though, the decades long abuse/rejection due to their looks just broke their brains and turned them autistic. Eventually, in true 21 century fashion they google for the cause and cure of their predicament and end up convinced that they just need to transition and will suddenly be found hot and desirable seeing how troons fawn over other hideous troons online. Definitely no coincidence that troons are largely deathfats and so very genetically challenged that even a diet and a shower wouldn’t make them look hot. Their low confidence makes them prime narc supply for the other group of troons, whose motive is a narcissistic fetish.

 

[Cyberfunk]

This isn't a tranny themselves, at least I don't think so, but a county near me is working on their tranny support/women erasure. It's not surprising that one of their county commissioners is a full troon.

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If only there were some word we could use for people who could get pregnant.

Oh what a coincidence, I was reading some online discussions about this today where troons just bitched about how cis women got no right to ask for the term pregnant women because they are all terfs and committing genocide or something.

None of them were people who wanted children unlike the woman that argued against this which was a mother of 4, hell I’ve never known a trans person who legit wants to have a child and in all truth they can’t have one and I include “trans men”because they would just have a miscarriage with the testosterone overload. Why do they want to fight over this? Just for the 1 in a million mom that says she is non binary or some pronoun.