Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Id imagine him barraging the chat like he does his wife.

"What is that?" "Uh...who is that?" "Honey I dont understand." "When does Jesus show up?"

Hes most likely projecting his frustrations as usual then like you said people told him to shut up and he got mad and posted this shit. No one can stand this fucking bastard.

Or he was bitching about how the church was closed for the snowstorm, and got banned for being an idiot.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

If members of the murderchurch didn’t already realize what a total jerk this son of a bitch is, they do now. News travels fast and there’s no doubt they’re none too pleased. What a rude, annoying piece of shit.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I wish we could get a mole into the chat. He probably tried pimping his sauces or dead youtube channels. Other than that I don't think he's really all that good with a keyboard even on his phone. His facebook/youtube text responses are usually short gurgles of rage that half the time don't make sense or you can't tell whom he's responding to. He types like a self-learning AI just got introduced to text. If there's at least one tech-literate person moderating the murderchat they probably had their sights on him from the very first message as some kinda spambot.

And if that still isn't it I bet he just can't figure out how to do teleconferences because modern technology is a tool of the two-armed black devil.

Oh boy. Jack must be bored today. Lots of Facebook Karening is happening.

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Like right here. He doesn't have a profile picture either. He has a fucking cartoon as his picture. What the fuck are you talking about Jack why are you so goddamn stupid.

That angry one in the snow makes me chuckle though. I wish he'd use this for whenever he's having a fit - which is literally every single status ever. Embarrassing and un-Christ-like.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

If members of the murderchurch didn’t already realize what a total jerk this son of a bitch is, they do now. News travels fast and there’s no doubt they’re none too pleased. What a rude, annoying piece of shit.

It wouldn't surprise me if he's had a bad rep at the church for a while now. How many times have we seen a "friend" from the church show up in a video only to never return? And notice how few new "friends" we have seen recently? Or how he swore off ever doing another cooking competition when his year-old frozen brisket chili didn't place at the church chili cook-off? No doubt he still tries to pretend he's some big-shot YouTube celeb, and every now and then he'll sweet-talk some new guy at the church to come over and touch meat with him, but everyone else just knows him as the annoying fat guy with the gimp arm who almost poisoned the whole church with his nasty chili a few years ago.

 

[DontEatThat]

It wouldn't surprise me if he's had a bad rep at the church for a while now. How many times have we seen a "friend" from the church show up in a video only to never return? And notice how few new "friends" we have seen recently? Or how he swore off ever doing another cooking competition when his year-old frozen brisket chili didn't place at the church chili cook-off? No doubt he still tries to pretend he's some big-shot YouTube celeb, and every now and then he'll sweet-talk some new guy at the church to come over and touch meat with him, but everyone else just knows him as the annoying fat guy with the gimp arm who almost poisoned the whole church with his nasty chili a few years ago.

"Is that the man who fed us for our bible study and says hes a professional? I had to pray to God all weekend cause my gastrointestinal tract was waging a holy war!"

 

[AnOminous]

That angry one in the snow makes me chuckle though. I wish he'd use this for whenever he's having a fit - which is literally every single status ever. Embarrassing and un-Christ-like.

Imagine being such a retard that you get angry about the weather, something you can do literally nothing about. It's the definition of childishness. What a jackoff.

 

[ZipDisk]

Team Orange Crush, losers of the Jesus off.

Jesus is the real Gang Boss.

As to Jack burning contacts, anyone who has met the fucker for more than two minutes is bound to dislike him.

I'm guessing the audience for his B-Attitudes broadcast were less than complimentary.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It wouldn't surprise me if he's had a bad rep at the church for a while now. How many times have we seen a "friend" from the church show up in a video only to never return? And notice how few new "friends" we have seen recently? Or how he swore off ever doing another cooking competition when his year-old frozen brisket chili didn't place at the church chili cook-off? No doubt he still tries to pretend he's some big-shot YouTube celeb, and every now and then he'll sweet-talk some new guy at the church to come over and touch meat with him, but everyone else just knows him as the annoying fat guy with the gimp arm who almost poisoned the whole church with his nasty chili a few years ago.

We can possibly excuse the lack of new friends due to Covid. I'm willing to bet not everyone is willing to go all "DO NOT COMPLY" with the social distancing measures or at the very least, they might use it as a good excuse not to go on his show.

 

[AnOminous]

No doubt he still tries to pretend he's some big-shot YouTube celeb, and every now and then he'll sweet-talk some new guy at the church to come over and touch meat with him, but everyone else just knows him as the annoying fat guy with the gimp arm who almost poisoned the whole church with his nasty chili a few years ago.

And it's probably dispersing, even now in the boomerbook circles or whatever social media these murderchurch goofs use, that this asshole is insulting the rest of the congregation all over social media because of some real or imagined slight.

 

[desudesu]

And it's probably dispersing, even now in the boomerbook circles or whatever social media these murderchurch goofs use, that this asshole is insulting the rest of the congregation all over social media because of some real or imagined slight.

Fat fuck is so sealed within his internet echo chamber that he forgets that gossip also spreads by word of mouth in real life, particularly in a community-centric organisation like a church.

I'm sure plenty of his congregation's "friends" on Facebook witnessed his deranged boomerposting and warned others to stay away from him and the Scalfani Cinematic Universe's extended cast.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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How much fast food is this fat tub of shit going to inhale before the weekend is over?

I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT STROKE #4!

The Double Intamnity has really picked up the pace. This prick is gonna be on a feeding tube by the end of the year. Or dead. 2022: the final year of Jack Scalfani.

 

[Bassomatic]

Wow you all friends are slacking with jack sr racism, jr gonna cook that dog like cream of sum yung guy! Get it, jack jr is a faggot, and Jack sr is a racist?

Yes the explaining is mocking Jacks irony.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

And it's probably dispersing, even now in the boomerbook circles or whatever social media these murderchurch goofs use, that this asshole is insulting the rest of the congregation all over social media because of some real or imagined slight.

I can't imagine how insufferable Jack is in real life. We only see his retardation through the computer. You have to imagine what the people around him think.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Imagine getting excommunicated from a cult founded by a murderer because you're too repugnant even for them.

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward." Matthew 6:5

Jack thinks he'll be rewarded for public virtue signaling. Jesus says otherwise.

You think Mushbrain actually reads the entire bible and understands it? Hell no. He's probably got half a dozen "favorite" passages in the bible and trots those out whenever necessary. And I wouldn't be surprised if the murderchurch he belongs to discourages the bible to be read without them telling you what the passages actually mean and why you need somebody trained to explain them to you.

Which if that's the case makes for a bad time because if you need somebody to interpret the scriptures for you, then it was never meant to be read by anybody other than the priests or one that had studied it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I can't imagine how insufferable Jack is in real life. We only see his retardation through the computer. You have to imagine what the people around him think.

Every time I see Jack’s stupid fat face I’m just glad I can’t smell him.

 

[Bassomatic]

While we love to joke and troll about tam ham, proof shes part of cult. She keeps Jack around, he's a retard, loser, bigot, fake christian. Murder church literally teaches better than Jack's behavior.

Tam Ham keeps Jack, because shes' brainwashed and or enjoys his suffering and it's it's own sick shit. (personally I worry second as we saw her cream her panties six 8xxl about choking out Garret)

Everyone around Jack is a fucked up loser and needs to die. /no alog.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Honestly, Jack makes me pissed in the fact that he thinks he knows better than some people.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Jack has gotten so narcissistic and desperate to prove his righteousness and authority he actually is going so far as to try to denigrate his own flock. Holy shit he must be extremely angy over getting made fun of for his shitty and longwinded take on HALF of the Beatitudes and giga super angy that he can't be performative over his faith.

Because that's why he's super pissed IMO; he probably couldn't brag about how devout he is in front of others to gain supply. It also might be he FINALLY tried the patience of the Murderchurch itself.

What I don't get is why doesn't this guy spend his time in a worthwhile way if he is simply going to bitch all over the fucking place unprovoked? Jack could be watching a show, listening to music, going for a walk but instead this asshole decides to bitch like a bitter old lady!

This isn't exclusively a Jack thing, it's a pissed off old asshole thing and it boils down to the same reason: Bitter old fuckers with nothing else to do but dwell in their own misery taking their time to annoy people instead of fucking living their lives. Typical middle aged layabout behaviour!

Imagine being such a retard that you get angry about the weather, something you can do literally nothing about. It's the definition of childishness. What a jackoff.

It would be understandable if he were bitching about excessive weather, like a heat wave or a snow storm, but he is angry because it hasn't snowed. What a retard lol!

As to Jack burning contacts, anyone who has met the fucker for more than two minutes is bound to dislike him.

He managed to piss off fellow judgemental assholes (not saying that every religious person is like this, but the ones on Jack's place certainly are), Jack is the kind of guy that gets booted off a fringe group for being an annoying asshole to everyone there despite sharing the same beliefs to the letter lol!

Honestly, Jack makes me pissed in the fact that he thinks he knows better than some people.

Every egotistical idiot thinks he is smarter than everyone else. A truly smart person might recognize their above average intelligence and may or may not be an asshole about it, but the surest way to spot a retard with delusions of grandeur is looking out for them acting like they are always right and labelling the ones correcting them as idiots no matter how clearly in the wrong they might be!

But precisely, Jack takes the fucking cake and eats it on a single sitting with this one. He is up there with MovieBob on terms of egomania, two lardballs with deeply unwarranted self importance believing they are intellectuals lol!

 

[Exist0]

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Fuck me, thought I was the one having a stroke trying to read his nonsense.

 

[Super Hans]

Which if that's the case makes for a bad time because if you need somebody to interpret the scriptures for you, then it was never meant to be read by anybody other than the priests or one that had studied it.

I wouldn't go that far. The Bible has gone through two thousand years of cultural evolution and multiple full translations, everybody is going to need help with interpretation. If somebody just read it after randomly picking it up off the shelf like any other book, there's going to be context which if not taken into account would have you a skewed view (Camel and the Eye of the Needle) or take the absolute opposite point than what was intended (Render Unto Caesar.)