US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Corn Flakes]

How come they never labeled the Area 51 raid an "Insurrection"

There were no dramatic photos of aliens ducking under desks in terrible fear of a bunch of weebs, tinfoil behattted idiots and curious onlookers. Can't have an insurrection if no one is hiding in well-rehearsed fear under a desk, that's the rule.

 

[Josterman]

There’s “abundance” in the background of Biden with some sick looking carrots or something and nothing else on a weird TSA style conveyor. It’s a metaphor, it’s like poetry, it rhymes.

Those are carrots then again he is part of the establishment who wants to push a huge crack down on people deemed as “terrorists”

 

[MrJokerRager]

Oof

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https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1482748980698095623

https://archive.md/64ztK

If only based buck broken man had the balls to call out the Jews, then we talking about serious progress for niggers in America.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

There were no dramatic photos of aliens ducking under desks in terrible fear of a bunch of weebs, tinfoil behattted idiots and curious onlookers. Can't have an insurrection if no one is hiding in well-rehearsed fear under a desk, that's the rule.

I'd like to imagine on the galactinet or whatever there is indeed a very vocal faction of aliens screaming up and down about how the Area 51 raid is proof that humanity needs to be The Killing Star'd.

 

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That's a HUGE 1A violation for the government to tell entities to censor people on behalf of the government.

Yup. They're supposed to wink wink nudge nudge this crap, or at least say it in private. Doing so publicly is just opening themselves up for lawsuits. Or worse, getting Social Media to be found to be a state actor. (Suddenly the First Amendment very much does apply to the site, no ambiguity left.)

 

[XYZpdq]

There were no dramatic photos of aliens ducking under desks in terrible fear of a bunch of weebs, tinfoil behattted idiots and curious onlookers. Can't have an insurrection if no one is hiding in well-rehearsed fear under a desk, that's the rule.

Baked Alaska crapping on OH Krill's desk would be dank

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

That's a HUGE 1A violation for the government to tell entities to censor people on behalf of the government.

Wouldn't this open him up to a bunch of lawsuits?

Biden is like a 3rd world dictator, he belongs in Canada.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I will never understand the retarded arguments that Twitter should be compelled to allow whatever speech they don't want, and I don't buy this bullshit "modern public square" shit either. Twatter is no different than MySpace or Digg, if everyone abandoned it for other websites tomorrow then they'd be completely irrelevant, and the only reason they're relevant is because people use them. Therefore, let Twitter purge whoever they want off their site, because once they've banned everyone they'll cease to matter at all.

Cuckservatives want to keep Twitter around because Torba, his lunacy aside, doesn't tolerate neoconservative Isreali First cock sucking and other boomer Christian compassionate conservative horseshit.

And many of them are looking for love and support from liberals since many of them do marry liberal women or have liberal daughters who they want to fuck tbh, I mean look at them, they look like they want to fuck their own daughters rather than raising proper daughters to resist peer pressure, something that is considered a test in life for many religions, to abstain from evil.

 

[Socrates]

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https://dailycaller.com/2022/01/14/peter-doocy-jen-psaki-biden-segregationists-vilifying-republicans-football/

As someone that unashamedly used to make fun of the Bengals more than the Cleveland Browns in my younger years, this woman is either a liar, or a phony (or even both).

As if being a bengals fan wasn't already enough of a curse

 

[Non-breath oblige]

One of the White House's press assistants said it was "in observance of the Martin Luther King, Jr., Day of Service", which sounds creepy and also suspiciously like a religious rite of atonement.

It's one of those new woke things to try ""reclaim"" the holiday from being just another day off for kids and federal workers.

EDIT: Never mind, it's actually been going on for quite a while, but I've never really seen these types of things heavily promoted until recently by the liberal wokies for obvious reasons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther_King_Jr._Day#MLK_Day_of_Service

The national Martin Luther King Day of Service[37] was started by former Pennsylvania U.S. Senator Harris Wofford and Atlanta Congressman John Lewis, who co-authored the King Holiday and Service Act. The federal legislation challenges Americans to transform the King Holiday into a day of citizen action volunteer service in honor of King. The federal legislation was signed into law by President Bill Clinton on August 23, 1994. Since 1996, Wofford's former state office director, Todd Bernstein, has been directing the annual Greater Philadelphia King Day of Service,[38] the largest event in the nation honoring King.[39]

Since 1994, the day of service has been coordinated nationally by AmeriCorps, a federal agency, which provides grants to organizations that coordinate service activities on MLK Day.[40]

The only other official national day of service in the U.S., as designated by the government, is September 11 National Day of Service (9/11 Day).[41]

 

[MirrorNoir]

When are we predicting the DNC finally throws Captain Dementia under the bus in order to save themselves? At this rate I'd say by June.

After the mid-terms. If they can't keep control over Congress but ESPECIALLY the House, I would not be shocked if the top people in the DNC don't try and sell Biden and a couple of other high profile scalps to the GOP in exchange for some sort of cease fire/armistice to avoid the shit show that will happen with the GOP controlling the House and basically impeaching Biden multiple times and basically raining hellfire and damnation on the DNC complete with banning all Democrats from committee posts.

 

[CrippleThreat]

It's January 17th. Either Schumer rams in the "muh Voting Right" legislation, or he's more of a faggot than he already is.

Shit or get off the nation-destroying pot, Chuck.

 

[XYZpdq]

After the mid-terms. If they can't keep control over Congress but ESPECIALLY the House, I would not be shocked if the top people in the DNC don't try and sell Biden and a couple of other high profile scalps to the GOP in exchange for some sort of cease fire/armistice to avoid the shit show that will happen with the GOP controlling the House and basically impeaching Biden multiple times and basically raining hellfire and damnation on the DNC complete with banning all Democrats from committee posts.

that sounds way too rational for modern DC politics

 

[The Last Stand]

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Here's something Biden-related. He and Jill went to a hunger relief organization in Philadelphia today and volunteered there. One of the White House's press assistants said it was "in observance of the Martin Luther King, Jr., Day of Service", which sounds creepy and also suspiciously like a religious rite of atonement.

But more importantly, isn't MLK Day supported to be tomorrow and not today?

Is it me or does Biden look photoshopped in? I'm not saying that to be clever; it literally does look out of place.

 

[Oxous]

After the mid-terms. If they can't keep control over Congress but ESPECIALLY the House, I would not be shocked if the top people in the DNC don't try and sell Biden and a couple of other high profile scalps to the GOP in exchange for some sort of cease fire/armistice to avoid the shit show that will happen with the GOP controlling the House and basically impeaching Biden multiple times and basically raining hellfire and damnation on the DNC complete with banning all Democrats from committee posts.

I've heard threats to impeach Biden once the GOP controls Congress before but does anyone know what they would actually impeach him for?

 

[King Dead]

Is it me or does Biden look photoshopped in? I'm not saying that to be clever; it literally does look out of place.

It probably looks odd because the very idea that Joe Biden would do anything for others purely selflessly and altruistically is complete horseshit.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I personally prefer Ol' Dementia to rot till 2024
fuck giving Kamala a taste of power

 

[The Last Stand]

After the mid-terms. If they can't keep control over Congress but ESPECIALLY the House, I would not be shocked if the top people in the DNC don't try and sell Biden and a couple of other high profile scalps to the GOP in exchange for some sort of cease fire/armistice to avoid the shit show that will happen with the GOP controlling the House and basically impeaching Biden multiple times and basically raining hellfire and damnation on the DNC complete with banning all Democrats from committee posts.

There are already people that are looking into other candidates for 2024. The writing is on the wall that he and Harris are done before they even started. Nothing is working in their favor. I just wish something drastic would happen to speed up their decline. It's literally depressing to witness.

 

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After the mid-terms. If they can't keep control over Congress but ESPECIALLY the House, I would not be shocked if the top people in the DNC don't try and sell Biden and a couple of other high profile scalps to the GOP in exchange for some sort of cease fire/armistice to avoid the shit show that will happen with the GOP controlling the House and basically impeaching Biden multiple times and basically raining hellfire and damnation on the DNC complete with banning all Democrats from committee posts.

Meanwhile, Trump and the Populists will be pushing them the exact opposite direction: They stole an election and have literally spent the past year calling every Republican a domestic terrorist, up to and including setting up a DOJ strike force to go after Conservatives, silencing everyone who dared question the 81 gabillion voters or who did not wuv da science.

Lets not forget, they came for their kids, guys. Let one of them get raped and tried to end the father for complaining about it to the school board. Leading to two or three other kids getting raped too because they didn't want to be transphobic.

The DNC doesn't have enough sacrificial lambs to sidetrack what's coming.


Random thought: Can Trump unseal the Epstein files?

 

[Kane Lives]

I've heard threats to impeach Biden once the GOP controls Congress before but does anyone know what they would actually impeach him for?

The Afghanistan debacle seems like a good place to start, I would think.