Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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so what happened to jack's big "new year's resolution" aka bringing back the live streams?

he only did the one a couple weeks ago on his personal FB and said he'd do it again in the group but we never got anything. i wonder if he knows there are trolls in the group and is hesitant to stream there because of that
You're expecting him to live up to his word? He's a stupid mushbrain who probably forgot he mentioned it 30 seconds after he said it. Or he was afraid of people showing up and trolling him in the comments.

here's my latest cooking with jack video
it's called "stuff you probably don't want to eat"
it probably looks ghastly
i'm probably going to undercook the meat
and it's my excuse for a job that makes you no money
#desperatefame

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What is the fascination with TikTok all of a sudden? I'm betting it's tied up with Youtube pushing "Youtube Shorts" as they're losing traffic to TikTok so everybody is talking about TikTok and Mushbrain feels he's losing out.
 
If Jack's 'Valentine's Day Dinner' is any indication of his level of romance Tammy is certainly getting plenty of action on the side and who could blame her? I'd bet long before that arm went limpy his snausage had given up ever seeing the light of day again.
Save the receipts!
 
here's my latest cooking with jack video
it's called "stuff you probably don't want to eat"
it probably looks ghastly
i'm probably going to undercook the meat
and it's my excuse for a job that makes you no money
#desperatefame

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I really like PCTLM's theory that Jack has gotten scammed on Tic Tok recently and that is what has prompted him tard raging the entire platform. The more I think about it the more it seems like the most plausible theory. I should feel sorry for him. His stroked out brain likely cannot rationalize the difference between what is a scam and what is not. He had trouble with that even before the strokes. Him and Big T probably running/ran out of savings or Tam's parents aren't paying for Jack's lifestyle anymore. Inflation and food prices are going up. Money from his youtube shtick is at a all time low. He sunk even more money into his failed sauces. He probably lept at the first tiktok video he saw promising him a good "Side Hustle" if only he'd send them some money or buy X product to sell. He is likely in debt up to his eyeballs and desperate for cash, waking up every day with all that hanging over his head knowing he can't do anything but lash out at people on facebook in rage.

Then I remember it's Jack and that it was entirely self inflicted and that his terrible choices led him to where he is. The way he treats people alone gets him zero sympathy from me.
 
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What about the keto fudge and various other keto desserts he's made? Stupid mushbrain.

Heaven forbid you like(d) Pop-Tarts, as a child and/or adult, and feel like this would be a decently neat recipe to execute.

Jack, you eat like 40 burger monstrosities a week despite almost having had more strokes than functional fingers; YOU need more help, Sr.
 
Heaven forbid you like(d) Pop-Tarts, as a child and/or adult, and feel like this would be a decently neat recipe to execute.

Jack, you eat like 40 burger monstrosities a week despite almost having had more strokes than functional fingers; YOU need more help, Sr.
It’s always funny when fat gluttons act superior because they don’t like one unhealthy food product. It makes him look so stupid. Go drink some more sugar free frosting and peanut butter mixed with plastic, Jack.
 
so what happened to jack's big "new year's resolution" aka bringing back the live streams?

he only did the one a couple weeks ago on his personal FB and said he'd do it again in the group but we never got anything. i wonder if he knows there are trolls in the group and is hesitant to stream there because of that
100% agree with this. We all speculate Rob is one, but he’s subtle enough to not get caught. I’m suspect of Elina and a few others based on things they’ve said in the group. There’s like 900 some odd members as of this post. I wonder what the ratio is of genuine followers to trolls.

I really am curious about these giveaways he keeps talking about. Is he opening the garage graveyard of gadgets or racking up credit card debt on Tammy’s name pretending to have sponsorships? Or…do you think it’s the expiring stock of “THE BEST SAUCES IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD” that they had to buy back from Do It Best (like they did with Walmart)? I’m genuinely curious. Maybe he’ll just be handing out free .store affiliate links.
 
Keto keto keto I swear I'm so tired of hearing this stupid word for this flash-in-the-pan diet craze. Between this, low fat/salt options, beyond/impossible alternatives it seems like we have to have 20 different kinds of the same food to satisfy a fringe minority of woke dieters.

(I did see an item or two that I personally liked vanish from store shelves only to be replaced by impossible meat alternatives so I have a selfish, personal vendetta against this shit.)

Jack seems dead-set on trying to catch lightning in a bottle with this keto trend. Nobody on the fucking planet wants a keto alternative to their favorite dessert. There's a certain kind of vapidity to it because, let's face it, Jack couldn't give one stroke arm about dieting or watching his intake. Now even though every youtuber/streamer tries to latch on to hype wagons, most of these trend whores put a modicum of effort or originality into their take - Jack very obviously just steals recipes and fucks them up.

He should just say "fuck it" and do a keto bukkake with Tammy's studs.
 
Heaven forbid you like(d) Pop-Tarts, as a child and/or adult, and feel like this would be a decently neat recipe to execute.

Jack, you eat like 40 burger monstrosities a week despite almost having had more strokes than functional fingers; YOU need more help, Sr.
There are diets that allow you to lose weight while still eating meat in plentyful amounts, but the dietitians who wrote these plans actually make a point of telling you not to eat burgers, sausages and other processed meats precisely because they are awful for weight loss. Someone who had two strokes in short order shouldn't have a diet that is anywhere near Jack's, even if his strokes were actually caused by his improper food safety practices!

And yes, precisely, Jack's narcissistic bitchy tendencies combined with his retarded simplistic worldview make for these hilariously idiotic takes. A regular person with a somewhat balanced diet can enjoy pop tarts and other treats every now and then just fine, Jack. In fact, one could eat fast food every day and they would still have a better diet than you do as long as they ate normal portions!

It’s always funny when fat gluttons act superior because they don’t like one unhealthy food product. It makes him look so stupid. Go drink some more sugar free frosting and peanut butter mixed with plastic, Jack.
Precisely! His worldview is so retarded that he can't grasp how hilariously wrong he is, you can stay without donuts and pop tarts as long as you want, Jack, it won't fucking matter with all that other crap you eat lol!

Keto keto keto I swear I'm so tired of hearing this stupid word for this flash-in-the-pan diet craze. Between this, low fat/salt options, beyond/impossible alternatives it seems like we have to have 20 different kinds of the same food to satisfy a fringe minority of woke dieters.

(I did see an item or two that I personally liked vanish from store shelves only to be replaced by impossible meat alternatives so I have a selfish, personal vendetta against this shit.)

Jack seems dead-set on trying to catch lightning in a bottle with this keto trend. Nobody on the fucking planet wants a keto alternative to their favorite dessert. There's a certain kind of vapidity to it because, let's face it, Jack couldn't give one stroke arm about dieting or watching his intake. Now even though every youtuber/streamer tries to latch on to hype wagons, most of these trend whores put a modicum of effort or originality into their take - Jack very obviously just steals recipes and fucks them up.

He should just say "fuck it" and do a keto bukkake with Tammy's studs.
I feel your pain, they changed the recipe of a sweet I used to love to appease these retards, and now I can barely discern between the regular and diet versions. All because of some puny assholes that don't have the guts to actually cut down on sugar. Same goes for meat, if you want to cut down on it have some guts and eat actual vegan recipes, there are plenty of them that taste delicious without raining on my fucking parade lol!
 
There's no way Jack has the attention span to meditate.
He's SUPER assblasted about getting rebuked on that Sunday Virtual Church for being a whiny asshole, learning most of the parishioners don't like him, or being unable to get narc supply by acting like a Pharisee then.

Anyways sitting silently, I heard god demand I should mock a fat diabetic retard. Since I don't know if he meant MovieBob, Jack, or some other person alltogether, I kind of interpreted it as Jack, since his narcissism's more obvious and he's clearly never read the Book of Matthew in detail. Or at all.
 
This fat fuck is so dumb that he thinks eating KETO yet ultra processed shit is still healthy in his Point of View.

Is he trying to follow a "trend"? Does he think his followers are interested in this retarded category? Does he think his numbers go up if he does the same shit as anyone else?

Last of all, does he really know that this isn't "the" KETO that he thinks he's doing. Or does he simply don't give a shit?
 
100% agree with this. We all speculate Rob is one, but he’s subtle enough to not get caught.
It's blatantly obvious he's a troll. Jack is just sofa king we todd ed that he can't tell. Either that or he's trying to delude himself into thinking he's legit since he needs his narc supply and pickin's slim.
I’m suspect of Elina and a few others based on things they’ve said in the group. There’s like 900 some odd members as of this post. I wonder what the ratio is of genuine followers to trolls.
Probably like 85-10-5 at this point. At least 4/5s of them are just trolls or bots he's kept in his group to feel important. 10% are just sympathetic or ambivalent people in his life he whined into being in the group. Only like 5% are true blue fans by my bullshit reckoning.
I really am curious about these giveaways he keeps talking about. Is he opening the garage graveyard of gadgets or racking up credit card debt on Tammy’s name pretending to have sponsorships? Or…do you think it’s the expiring stock of “THE BEST SAUCES IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD” that they had to buy back from Do It Best (like they did with Walmart)? I’m genuinely curious. Maybe he’ll just be handing out free .store affiliate links.
I think he's just saying he's doing giveaways as a way to go "FUCK YOU PINK CHICKEN! I DON'T HOARD MY TOYS, DUUHHH GRILLS! I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG!". Thing is, I believe these 'giveaways' are as fake and gay as his 'giving leftovers to the homeless' lie. He just makes it up so he doesn't have to face the fact he's hoarding cookware in the delusional and retarded belief that a chef can make a masterpiece solely through his tools. He genuinely thinks that one day, he'll get a magic knife or pot that guarantees he'll make something good that can't be made fun of.

But I won't be shocked if he tries to offload Do It Best stock that is starting to go bad. Apparently his fresh sauce ain't bad according to Rob. Overpriced, but not bad. But it's plausible and there's evidence he sells rancid stock based on other videos, likely from way back in the Walmart days.
This fat fuck is so dumb that he thinks eating KETO yet ultra processed shit is still healthy in his Point of View.

Is he trying to follow a "trend"? Does he think his followers are interested in this retarded category? Does he think his numbers go up if he does the same shit as anyone else?

Last of all, does he really know that this isn't "the" KETO that he thinks he's doing. Or does he simply don't give a shit?
He's only doing Keto as an excuse to eat a fuckload of meat and cheese while trying to lie to others about how he's totally dieting bro. Ignore how gluconeogenesis would kick in due to how much protein he shoves down his throat. Ignore how a proper keto diet emphasizes mineral rich vegetables besides fats, with a decent but small portion of protein meal.

He doesn't care; he's a pathological liar who only diets for the same reason he professes faith: performance to gain narc supply or to avoid criticism.
 
Keto keto keto I swear I'm so tired of hearing this stupid word for this flash-in-the-pan diet craze.

He's only doing Keto as an excuse to eat a fuckload of meat and cheese while trying to lie to others about how he's totally dieting bro.
Keto is actually pretty viable and works well for heavy set people or body builders but it's not meant for long term shit; and it'd doubly useless if you're horking down enough calories in your time window that it completely nullifies doing it in the first place.
 
More fast food for fatty…

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Keto is actually pretty viable and works well for heavy set people or body builders but it's not meant for long term shit; and it'd doubly useless if you're horking down enough calories in your time window that it completely nullifies doing it in the first place.
If he's diabetic then keto is the last diet he should be doing.

Did you know you needed a Tammy in your life? I didn't.
Why the hell would I want a woman who looks like that in my life?

And you're not fooling anybody Mushbrain. You know that deep down you still want to suck dick and gargle using Jim Taynor's balls.
 
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