Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Did you know you needed a Tammy in your life? I didn't.

This is Jack lovebombing Tammy so she doesn't strangle him in his sleep. He likely got reamed HARD by her due to tantruming about the Murderchurch virtual service.

 

[Aaway]

Did you know you needed a Tammy in your life? I didn't.

i'm with jack on this one

who wouldn't want a wife who allows you to leech off them (and their parents) for literally everything while you sit on the couch all day and contribute absolutely nothing to society?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Jack:

Everyone needs a Tammy in their life- My brothers have told me that my friends have told me that- I've said it to myself

I've said it to myself

Yuck! The stench of narcissism hangs over that like a pall. He uses the fact that he told himself something as the basis for it being true in reality.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Did you know you needed a Tammy in your life? I didn't.

She must have hosed down his doodoo butt for him again.

But reading about the antics of the Scalfani clan has given me plenty of giggles... So he's technically right.

i'm with jack on this one

who wouldn't want a wife who allows you to leech off them (and their parents) for literally everything while you sit on the couch all day and contribute absolutely nothing to society?

Anyone capable of feeling shame.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You could always get a job and help them out you lazy fuck

 

[jitter]

Keto keto keto I swear I'm so tired of hearing this stupid word for this flash-in-the-pan diet craze. Between this, low fat/salt options, beyond/impossible alternatives it seems like we have to have 20 different kinds of the same food to satisfy a fringe minority of woke dieters.

There was a hilarious table someone posted on Twitter I can't find at the moment. In summary:

Diet	What you eat	Net effect
Keto	meat, fish, eggs, nuts, and healthy oils	Calorie deficit leads to weight loss
Mediterranean	whole grains, fruits, vegetables, seafood, beans, and nuts	Calorie deficit leads to weight loss
Intermittant fasting	eat during a specific time	Calorie deficit leads to weight loss
Weight watchers	anything according to points system	Calorie deficit leads to weight loss

etc, etc, etc

 

[Banks Davenport]

You could always get a job and help them out you lazy fuck

"Welcome to Costco. I love you." Then he shoots customers that Downs-y angry face.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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You could always get a job and help them out you lazy fuck

#Lunacy? Has Jack been lurking on the farms today? Interesting word selection.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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You could always get a job and help them out you lazy fuck

People are job hopping because of shit pay and shit conditions. This coming from an unemployed man who leeches off his wife. I don't think Jack would want to work for $7 an hour. Jack is probably the only cow that actually makes me angry.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack restlessly waiting for Tammy out in some vestibule.

Jack fears lines and the public. He still shambles into the restaurants to stuff the food in his face like a coin slot.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

#Lunacy? Has Jack been lurking on the farms today? Interesting word selection.

I honestly think he's too much of a boomer to go outside of the tech giants.

 

[feral cat #6385]

People are job hopping because of shit pay and shit conditions. This coming from an unemployed man who leeches off his wife. I don't think Jack would want to work for $7 an hour. Jack is probably the only cow that actually makes me angry.

Jack is the only cow that makes me A-log.

Such a despicable excuse for a man. With how he has mistreated his body (and sons) he just shouldn't be alive.

 

[the khat quaffer]

People are job hopping because of shit pay and shit conditions. This coming from an unemployed man who leeches off his wife. I don't think Jack would want to work for $7 an hour. Jack is probably the only cow that actually makes me angry.

What's he make on his youtube channels? I recall it was some abysmally low amount. I think the consensus was he'd make more money working an entry level job. Also someone said he writes off all his Chinesium cooking shit on his taxes - does that apply to the food he shovels down his maw as well? I like to picture Jack saving receipts every time he orders french fries or a frosty lmao

You'd think I'd be mad knowing that my taxes pay for that beanbag's scooters and his compulsive eating, but in a glass-half-full kind of view, I'm paying for him to hit that fourth stroke.

 

[Sonic T]

Honestly, Jack makes me pissed in the fact that he thinks he knows better than some people.

Nothing pisses me off like retards that think they're smart.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jack fears lines and the public. He still shambles into the restaurants to stuff the food in his face like a coin slot.

Waiting in lines means you have to be on your feet. Jack gets winded getting his mail.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

What's he make on his youtube channels? I recall it was some abysmally low amount. I think the consensus was he'd make more money working an entry level job. Also someone said he writes off all his Chinesium cooking shit on his taxes - does that apply to the food he shovels down his maw as well? I like to picture Jack saving receipts every time he orders french fries or a frosty lmao

You'd think I'd be mad knowing that my taxes pay for that beanbag's scooters and his compulsive eating, but in a glass-half-full kind of view, I'm paying for him to hit that fourth stroke.

I like to think of it this way: this is way better entertainment than anything NPR or PBS puts out.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

If he's diabetic then keto is the last diet he should be doing.

agree, DKA could kill him.

 

[Aaway]

People are job hopping because of shit pay and shit conditions. This coming from an unemployed man who leeches off his wife. I don't think Jack would want to work for $7 an hour. Jack is probably the only cow that actually makes me angry.

jack wouldn't even be able to land a job aside from being one of those people at walmart who checks your receipt as you're leaving

no one would want to hire a stroked out, crippled retard

 

[LordofCringe7206]

jack wouldn't even be able to land a job aside from being one of those people at walmart who checks your receipt as you're leaving

no one would want to hire a stroked out, crippled retard

Even if he wasn't in such poor physical health his personality would prevent him from ever getting a job. He is way too combative and argumentative. He refuses to follow orders that other people give him or even consider their advice. He was fired from the radio station because he it had to be either his way or the highway when it came to doing things.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

People are job hopping because of shit pay and shit conditions. This coming from an unemployed man who leeches off his wife. I don't think Jack would want to work for $7 an hour. Jack is probably the only cow that actually makes me angry.

Why don't you just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and start your own cooking show and sauce business? Such an entitled millennial!

Back in my day we didn't call 7 bucks an hour shit, we called it an opportunity!