Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Ghostse said:
Don't forget the Porn Parody where his daughters end up working in truck-stop strip clubs because of daddy issues.
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I posted it a year ago or more ITT but I did the math and his daughters all have an 80% (higher now because their dad blew his head off) chance of going into porn or working at a strip club.
 
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Ghostse said:
To completely miss your solid joke:
The Sopranos had the ending the creator intended. The screen going back is Tony getting wacked by suprise by the guy who went into the bathroom to get a gun and his life ending and all the remaining theads unresolved because he (and the audience) is dead.
Its sort of bullshit, but I GET it. Other examples spot on.
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The only thing I didn't like about it is they didn't have the pine barrows russian standing at the bar like an extra when it panned through.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
What are your thoughts on the dream sequences?
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For which one? But I'm going to generally say dream sequences are a bullshit narrative device as is anything that relies on "unreliable narration" because neither the viewer nor the character can see outside of what the author presents.
 
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So I have a pretty good grasp on what happened up into the Logan Day part of the story. Nulls interview with her kind of helped show get side of things but from there it gets hazy, other than her being "BPD whore" and all that.

Also not sure if updating the OP for a dead dude is necessary but it really needs one. There are plenty of videos covering him that more succinctly explain his story. Looking forward to the Null stream once the court stuff settles.
 
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Hot Dog said:
So I have a pretty good grasp on what happened up into the Logan Day part of the story. Nulls interview with her kind of helped show get side of things but from there it gets hazy, other than her being "BPD whore" and all that.

Also not sure if updating the OP for a dead dude is necessary but it really needs one. There are plenty of videos covering him that more succinctly explain his story. Looking forward to the Null stream once the court stuff settles.
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Since the Lowtax Saga is now complete an OP update wouldn't be out of line I'd say. But I would probably say wait until the estate settles in court.
 
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Ghostse said:
Since the Lowtax Saga is now complete an OP update wouldn't be out of line I'd say. But I would probably say wait until the estate settles in court.
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That could take a very long time, mind. I might be up for writing up a new OP if any seasoned LT-watchers want to contribute. We could always update it later once the court dust settles but I think up to and including his death would make a solid OP. I'm ok writing it, but I'll need help sourcing links, media and archives, fact-checking, as well as deciding what are the key things that should be in the post, bearing in mind the character limit.

If anyone wants to help, DM me and I'll set up a DM group to work on it.
 
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Hot Dog said:
So I have a pretty good grasp on what happened up into the Logan Day part of the story. Nulls interview with her kind of helped show get side of things but from there it gets hazy, other than her being "BPD whore" and all that.

Also not sure if updating the OP for a dead dude is necessary but it really needs one. There are plenty of videos covering him that more succinctly explain his story. Looking forward to the Null stream once the court stuff settles.
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The thread started moving a mile a minute once Lowtax’s toes got sweaty, but I managed to cobble together a vague timeline at one point.
 
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Late, but I just watched the Lowtax documentary. Something that stuck out to me was when he dropped out of Vanderbilt. Vandy is one of the best schools in the country, but he dropped out just because he was bored. I think that event was a sort of tone setter for all of Lowt's life. Get a golden opportunity, waste it, then repeat. Do that until suicide because you'd rather pop pills than pay child support. It bums me out to think the heights Lowtax and SA could've achieved had Dick not been a shiftless bum, but he had nobody to blame but himself. Kyanka's legacy is that of someone who squandered any good thing he had going for him and emotionally scarring his three children because he committed suicide for purely selfish reasons.
 
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Late, but I just watched the Lowtax documentary. Something that stuck out to me was when he dropped out of Vanderbilt. Vandy is one of the best schools in the country, but he dropped out just because he was bored. I think that event was a sort of tone setter for all of Lowt's life.
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Let me add some more insight to this:
There are effectively two Vanderbilt Universities, and I don't mean the scholastic and the medical school.
I mean Vanderbilt turns out some of the best and brightest, and also some of the dumbest and most over privileged. So there is a segment of the student population who are there because Mom & Dad are paying for you to go to a good school, and are going to graduate with a bullshit degree that qualifies them to be "Executive's Son" or "Vapid Thot [formerly: Executive's future ex-wife]", and there is (or at least was) a class track that was 'keep them from getting into too much trouble for four years, do whatever you can to keep them from failing'.

So my assumption is that if he left because he was "bored", it means that he was too smart for bullshit rich kid busy work (and while far from poor, probably not rich enough to hang with the actual rich kids) but too lazy to step it up to get an actual Vandy degree.
 
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Berrakh said:
I find it funny how the description in the forum title is “stuck dick in crazy” but I’m not sure which of the two wives (the asian and amber) are crazy. They seem quite sensible to me, besides marrying Rich to begin with.
More like they got stuck by crazy.
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Chink wife DEFINITELY went a little batty at the end. No one in a failing relationship behave sanely.

Ashlii let this unemployeed 40 year old foot-sniffing pill-popping never-was hit it bareback on at least ONE occasion. Sane she is definitely not.

But the crazy the title is referring to is the Mormon BPD Cokewhore who's feet cause Lowtax $100,000 a year, and then his forums, and finally his wife.
 
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Ghostse said:
Let me add some more insight to this:
There are effectively two Vanderbilt Universities, and I don't mean the scholastic and the medical school.
I mean Vanderbilt turns out some of the best and brightest, and also some of the dumbest and most over privileged. So there is a segment of the student population who are there because Mom & Dad are paying for you to go to a good school, and are going to graduate with a bullshit degree that qualifies them to be "Executive's Son" or "Vapid Thot [formerly: Executive's future ex-wife]", and there is (or at least was) a class track that was 'keep them from getting into too much trouble for four years, do whatever you can to keep them from failing'.

So my assumption is that if he left because he was "bored", it means that he was too smart for bullshit rich kid busy work (and while far from poor, probably not rich enough to hang with the actual rich kids) but too lazy to step it up to get an actual Vandy degree.
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So Vanderbilt is like pretty much every accredited, four year university in the US.
 
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Ghostse said:
Chink wife DEFINITELY went a little batty at the end. No one in a failing relationship behave sanely.

Ashlii let this unemployeed 40 year old foot-sniffing pill-popping never-was hit it bareback on at least ONE occasion. Sane she is definitely not.

But the crazy the title is referring to is the Mormon BPD Cokewhore who's feet cause Lowtax $100,000 a year, and then his forums, and finally his wife.
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She would definitely qualify, but even then it was really the intrinsic, profligate qualities of Lowtax at work. He’d have found another whore.
 
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