Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Admit it guys. We're just really insecure.

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I do think Corissa IS inspirational. She insipires hundreds of people to NOT be like her, because she is a sad, filthy, almost immobile blob. If her bitter videos make one fat person go "Holy shit that could be me, I better change my life around!", it's a win.

Edit. All the FA's use the "All the Haydurs are just envious of my confidence and secretly HATE THEMSELVES!"-line and it's hilarious. Like all the people who don't agree with them are some sad trogolytes living in basements, when in fact most just think these gorls are full of shit.
 
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How on earth does Julianna have such terrible eye bags I've definitely slept poorly myself on occasion and I have them too but Dame!
She legitimately looks like she has down syndrome

Admit it guys. We're just really insecure.

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I do think Corissa IS inspirational. She insipires hundreds of people to NOT be like her, because she is a sad, filthy, almost immobile blob. If her bitter videos make one fat person go "Holy shit that could be me, I better change my life around!", it's a win.

Edit. All the FA's use the "All the Haydurs are just envious of my confidence and secretly HATE THEMSELVES!"-line and it's hilarious. Like all the people who don't agree with then some sad trogolytes living in basements, when in fact most just think these gorls are full of shit.
I took a shower and put my sheets in the wash after I saw her disgusting skin earlier. Corissa is a true inspiration
 
The roll out portion of the lower cabinets makes them look look especially stupid with the doors pulled off.

If they want the kitchen to look more IG worthy they could have painted them a trendy color (because they love a fucking trend) and left the doors on. With no doors on that type of cabinet it just looks like they broke and they were too lazy to fix them.

Hehe they’re going to hate capitalism even more when something major breaks in the house and they’ve got to pay white cis men 10k+ to replace it. Unless they can find an BIPOC amputee neurodivergent dwarf sex worker with seven genders to get the job done.

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Admit it guys. We're just really insecure.

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I do think Corissa IS inspirational. She insipires hundreds of people to NOT be like her, because she is a sad, filthy, almost immobile blob. If her bitter videos make one fat person go "Holy shit that could be me, I better change my life around!", it's a win.

Edit. All the FA's use the "All the Haydurs are just envious of my confidence and secretly HATE THEMSELVES!"-line and it's hilarious. Like all the people who don't agree with them are some sad trogolytes living in basements, when in fact most just think these gorls are full of shit.
I guess, Corissa had me for a moment. I was unsure if I can still see my toes! I looked down, and there they were! I waved and they wiggled back at me

A thing of curiosity to me is, how Corissa and a lot of other lolcows can take up a completely disastrous credit score and still weasel their way through life and even get approval to buy a house. Despite being rejected at first due to obscene DoorDash orders.

I mean, how??!!
 
She's setting the stage to say she was depressed while with J when they break up later this year.

Also, I wouldn't classify Kiwi Farms as a fat hate website. Is she even talking about the farms or is she going on about some r/fat people hate retardation?
 
Holy shitsnacks, that is bad.

Ugh Corissa I don't even care if it's in a pond again, go find a body of water large enough to accommodate your mass and fucking wash yourself. Just because you're calling yourself a "homesteader" now doesn't mean you need to smell like the inside of an unmucked barn stall 24/7. I can smell you from here.
Fuck they're both going to die of a septic skin infection when something tears or they get a minor cut from gardening, arent they..

The obvious lack of bathing has such a strong association with severe depression, or extreme neglect, it's impossible to overlook it. That and all the 'accessibility' requirements they have, they're horrible poster children for fat positivity. It's too close to the actual reality of obesity.
 
She's setting the stage to say she was depressed while with J when they break up later this year.

Also, I wouldn't classify Kiwi Farms as a fat hate website. Is she even talking about the farms or is she going on about some r/fat people hate retardation?

The common trait with almost everyone with a thread is grandiose sense of smugness.
 
Jesus fucking Christ look at the state of her and her skin.

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She's getting the same brownish circles around her eyes as Juliana. She has been for at least two or three years, but they're really noticeable here.

By the way, the video is a bore-fest, she just breaks down some Amazon carboard boxes (mUh CaPiTaLiSm) while sitting on the doorsteps, visibly panting from the effort, has to forcefully grip the doorsteps barristers to hoist herself up, puts said boxes in the garden, covers them with leaves and hay, then talks about how 10% of the traffic to her videos comes from a "fat hating website". Truly riveting content. Do not - I repeat DO NOT - watch these 11 minutes as they're a total waste of time.
There's been a meme-saying floating around in SJW circles for years, now—"Act with all the confidence of a mediocre white man" (implying that the women who say it are any more smart, skilled and self-disciplined than the men they feel free to deride). Corissa, to me, has always embodied that, puffing herself up as smarter and more competent than she is, while repeating unoriginal self-help slogans and political ideas she's lifted from others.

The joke is on her, because she's never been any better than mediocre herself, and even her days of mediocrity are past her. She's in a real decline, both physically and mentally, and this video makes it obvious. On top of that, her audience is shrinking, given her retreat behind a paywall, and as she gets visibly older, sicker, less mobile, and more limited in the scope of her life, she's going to have a very hard time attracting new followers.

Fat Heffalump once went on a rant about being marginalized within the FA community for being too old and ugly. She may have been crazy, but in that case, she wasn't wrong. Corissa gained her audience in the days when she was still young and fairly active and stylish—when she could still put a reasonably good face on being a fatty. Lots of sad fatgirls saw her and wanted to be like her. But just look at her now; can you imagine any desperate, self-loathing chubette seeing Corissa in her current state and saying, "Oh! She seems really cool, and I want to be just like her!"? You can't. I know you can't. Because they don't. And capturing the young ones, who are still too dumb to know better, is how you keep expanding your audience when you're selling these kinds of shitty ideas.

That a full 10% of her views come from Kiwi Farms really should tell her something—but it's not about us.

Admit it guys. We're just really insecure.

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I do think Corissa IS inspirational. She insipires hundreds of people to NOT be like her, because she is a sad, filthy, almost immobile blob.
Fuckin' PL: I'm an Old—just old enough to be her mother. But like most reasonably self-aware adult humans of any age, I wrestle with occasional self-doubt that I'm adequately taking care of shit in the present, and not fucking up my future (or anyone else's).

Honestly, there are bad days, but when I look at Corissa on those days, reality snaps back into its proper shape and I can say, "Eh, fuck it; I'm doing okay." I should probably pay her for this valuable mental health service she's providing, but that would be capitalism, and therefore bad, so I'll spare her the moral struggle over it.
 
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