US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Oxous said:
These people are really going to hire an entire team, probably some new producers and staffers to work for them, and cut out a slot on television so they can compete with Reuters on their own turf. Keep burning through those coffers guys, because you're sure as hell not going to get your money's worth out of it.

Build Back Better to be split into 1,208 seperate bills for Joe Manchin to individually sift through and approve.
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It’s going to fail flat
 
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CrippleThreat said:
Despite their cheating, they have to keep investing in the one thing that helped them "win" (which it did in one aspect). Too bad they're underwater there.
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That’s just it. That first hit, that first taste of the forbidden fruit, is just about the sweetest thing in the world, except MAYBE for pussy. Thing is, though, it NEVER feels as good as the first time. You want it to, NEED it to, so you chase that high. You keep coming back to it, taking more and more, more often and more often, until you end up mainlining the shit 24-7 until your dead and even then, it’s still not as good as it used to be. It still doesn’t work like it used to, which makes no sense to you, so you keep chasing it until you die.

They’re junkies. They’ll be on this shit until they die. It is what it is.
 
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pen burger said:
https://twitter.com/davidalim/status/1483574392831582215
Bruh..
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It's truly hilarious that the progressives had to attack Biden and his staffers on this for weeks just to make them do something as simple as begin working on distributing masks and test kits. It might sound hard, but plenty of other countries have already been doing this for a while now. And there's no reason Biden's administration shouldn't have been fully onboard with this idea. In spite of all that though, Psaki still thought it would be a great idea to mock the Branch Covidians and go on about how inconvienenced the government would be. That comment really was not that long ago.

It's like the racism of low expectations but they're applying it to the entire progressive wing and all the Branch Covidians instead of black people. "Why aren't you happy?! We're uh... we're giving out masks! Trust the science, even though we're rolling back everything we called the science 12 months ago to save our asses!"
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Yeah, I dont let it get to me, but I saw an old black lady freak the fuck out at the grocery store a month ago. I go to this one store first thing in the morning once a week to get all the good markdown meat. As I was approaching the register this lady walks around me to walk past the register and as she does she stops, turns and points to the cashier, and screams “Y’all ain’t got SHIT I need in this store! What’s wrong with y’all!!!”, then she stormed out. I think the heat’s starting to get to folks.
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The Quickening is coming.
America is like an abscess, swollen with disease and rot, filled with ideologues, accelerationists, and degenerates. That abscess is about to burst, and when it does all the pus and disease and decay will spew forward in a frenzy.
From there, we have two options
1: Watch as the infection spreads, and eventually kills its host, feeling your smug doomer satisfaction as everything burns around you.
2: Debridement. Cleansing of the infection, and ultimately a chance to heal from this madness.
Where will you be when The Quickening comes?
 
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Randall Fragg said:
The Quickening is coming.
America is like an abscess, swollen with disease and rot, filled with ideologues, accelerationists, and degenerates. That abscess is about to burst, and when it does all the pus and disease and decay will spew forward in a frenzy.
From there, we have two options
1: Watch as the infection spreads, and eventually kills its host, feeling your smug doomer satisfaction as everything burns around you.
2: Debridement. Cleansing of the infection, and ultimately a chance to heal from this madness.
Where will you be when The Quickening comes?
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Option three: Laugh at all of it as it burns down around you, taking time to clean any infection near you just to hear them cry and watch them die.
 
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verissimus said:
Dude...you'll know it's dead when the media either collectively suffers a brain aneurysm after hearing the news or all of them passively aggressively (or just flat out aggressively) blame Republicans and Manchin and Sinema and do so pretty much word for word.
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They haven't already done that?
 
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Aidan said:
Snopes and other fact-checky sites serve the same purpose as Merriam-Webster does now. They keep people from digging further and provide a place to cite to show others they're wrong.
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Which brings up a question I've asked many many times before.

With Snopes being used as a Credibility Sink by the left (1000 people saying "no that's wrong" doesn't have the impact of a 1000 people pointing to an "accredited fact checker") -- why hasn't the right done the exact same thing? Create something neutral sounding (don't call it PatriotFacts or something jfc) and debunk the left's lies. Then the right can point at it and go "No, fact checkers say that Biden actually DID shit his pants in front of the pope. See?"
Collections Agent said:
Bro Bobby might have clearly been driving the company into the ground and willfully allowed his employees to be subjected to constant sexual harassment but he's probably given Bill Gates a bottle of bourbon or sent his kid a birthday present before and you don't just fire your friends :)

Seriously there's no explanation why Kotick has had a job the last 3-4 years aside from nepotism
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Kotick has a severance clause that includes 5 years of pay + a golden parachute in the 8 figures range. They literally can't afford to fire him.

That being said, when the deal is done, Kotick is out. He will remain CEO of AB until the ink is dry then will be unemployed.

Gehenna said:
I mean, it'd make political sense. Biden is all but doomed for 2024 at this rate meaning Trump is very likely to be the next Cleveland. If Breyer leaves now, they can at least hopefully get someone else in before the midterms.
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If Trump can get 1 or 2 more judicial appointments... Dear god, all sins would be forgiven. He'd need to choose an Arch-Conservative, though. Something so far to the right that the left has to think up sputtering new indignities to describe them.
 
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