US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Oxous]

This is easily the worst press conference I've ever watched. The only way this gets worse is if Biden calls one of the reporters a nigger.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Joe Biden says if Putin wants to dominate the world he'll need to use nukes. Jesus christ, you absolute moron. Remember when Trump was supposed to be the brinksman?

 

[The Last Stand]

Biden is egging Putin now. This won't be pretty if when Putin responds.

 

[Gehenna]

This is easily the worst press conference I've ever watched. The only way this gets worse is if Biden calls one of the reporters a nigger.

Dammit, NewsMax or Fox should have put up an African American reporter, with the requirement to hit wherever hurts the most should he ever call on them.

 

[The Last Stand]

I hope the new normal is never having another President like Joe Biden ever again.

 

[Absolutego]

There's a 25th amendment?

There are 27 amendments, the 25th outlining details for removing a disabled president

 

[Oxous]

What was that weird gesture he did where he raised his left arm out, pulled it back and made a fist while holding it up to his chest? Is this the neoliberal version of the Nazi Salute?

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[Witthel]

>leave page 4026 open for a while
>come back
>thread's now at page 4034

We very might reach 5000 pages before Biden drops dead folks.

 

[Cuckoman]

"It is not sufficient if we just have this country have the virus" WTF

 

[Gehenna]

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Now the important question. How far along is the dementia. Is he having lapses in short-term memory.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Another covid question: what types of restrictions do you see this time next year, what does the new normal look like for gatherings to you?

Biden: I hope we don't still have 30 million people still vaccinated. With the pill that appears to be as efficacious as it seems to be, that they're going to be able to deal with this virus. I would hope that what happens is that the rest of the world does what I'm doing and provides significant amounts of vaccine to the rest of the world. One thing we're contemplating how to get done is how to move in a direction where the world itself is vaccinated. It's not enough just to vaccinate 340 million people in the United States, that's not enough to do it here, we have to do a lot more than we're doing now and that's why we continue to commit to providing vaccines and available cures for the rest of the world.

Doesn't mention restrictions at all.

 

[XYZpdq]

"I don't believe the polls"

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

"I don't believe the polls"

So....they're fake news?

 

[make_it_so]

There's a 25th amendment?

Yes.

For the purposes in this scenario, section 3 where the President is "unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office" (read: he's a fucking vegetable like Biden), power is transferred to the Vice President.

 

[The Last Stand]

There are 27 amendments, the 25th outlining details for removing a disabled president

Can you school me in all of these. Please? DM me.

 

[Oxous]

Biden: "I don't believe the polls."

[awkward silence]

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Biden told of bad polls: "I don't believe the polls." Moves to the next person.

Reporter says why don't under-5s have access to the vaccine?

Biden says the science hasn't reached a point where it can be confirmed that it's safe.

 

[Gehenna]

"I don't believe the polls"

But they believe in you, Biden. <3

 

[ForgedBlades]

Is this nigga really asking about vaxxing toddlers?