US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The Last Stand]

Joe Biden is fallout 76. Overpromise, under deliver, lie, and push away all but your most loyal cultists because you don't need anyone else.

Todd Howard is more transparent than Biden.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

Isn't there a study or something that shows that on average a nation lasts around 200 to 400 years before massively shrinking in size and power or outright collapsing and ceasing to exist?

http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf

I'm not sure if that's the whole paper Glubb wrote but that's a place to start.

 

[make_it_so]

Isn't there a study or something that shows that on average a nation lasts around 200 to 400 years before massively shrinking in size and power or outright collapsing and ceasing to exist?

Empires, definitely, don't know about nations per se.

I will say that I've been following the Fall of Civilizations podcast recently, and some of the parallels are...eerie.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Psaki on cleanup duty. She must be pulling her hair out right now.
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Lmao clean it up janny

 

[Gehenna]

http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf

I'm not sure if that's the whole paper Glubb wrote but that's a place to start.

The problem with that average number is that many, many nations get smothered in the crib. So your average is going to have only a handful of long-lived nations and a ton of much smaller, weaker ones that got eaten or destroyed.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I guarantee that I hate Joe Biden and the Democratic establishment more in this instant than even the most unhinged leftist hated Donald Trump over his entire presidency combined.

They gutted our nation to elect a corpse.

They spent four years convincing the nation that Trump was horrible and it took them less than a year to prove that they were even worse.

Keep in mind they didn't even 'convince the nation that Trump was horrible.' The nation re-elected Trump, but they violated the consent of the governed in the aforementioned nation by installing Pedojoe via unprecedented election fraud.

 

[Titos]

Come on, if we're comparing Biden to games it's pretty obvious what he is. Action 52, a package that was sold as the best thing since sliced bread to naive retards but the thing doesn't fucking work.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

This is a bit tin-foil-ish (hell, I should stop prefacing with that, because my tin-foil thunks are more realistic than whatever MSM analysists or "experts" claim), but I wonder if setting up Biden to fail hard is a sort of long-game for the left? I can already see media and pundits saying "Old cis hetero white men are destroying the country, Doesn't matter what side of the aisle they are on, it's current year and white men should never be let in power again". Don't get me wrong, I find Biden a disgrace who likely cheated his way into office (see my post history), but I'm worried getting him 25th'd might be a giant woke monkey's paw. Maybe this will be a cope/consolation prize by the left and I'm over-thinking it, but it seems too easy for the woke to pivot that direction.

If this worse-case scenario comes true, we just need to hope for a based Hispanic man...

This is why I initially thought Kamala was brought in and what could still save her if Biddn does get cut loose and the media decides to rally around her. Or just cut 'man' out and keep 'white' and it's Her Turn again.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

What did he say about Ukraine, hard to pick out in the thread

 

[mandatorylurk]

For a day full of amazing stupidity, this is up there. This is what a Never/For/Never Ever Trumper RINO faggot thinks.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

No wire, so no support., Told to stay out there however long he wants. Clearly not even given flashcards beforehand. List of quests is incredibly short.

He was thrown out there.

To what end though? Do they hope tanking him will save House and Senate races somehow, instead of making the entire party look like assholes for swearing up and down that this fuckwit wouldn’t be the total disgrace he’d been in every other phase of his career?

 

[Oxous]

Okay, so add to the list of immediate fallout from this press conference... possible breakdown of relations with Ukraine.

 

[The Last Stand]

Come on, if we're comparing Biden to games it's pretty obvious what he is. Action 52, a package that was sold as the best thing since sliced bread to naive retards but the thing doesn't fucking work.

I'll do you one better. Biden is ET. He will change American politics. But not for good reasons.

 

[WonderWino]

BidenBot is overheating. They need to send in a DARPA technician to fix him up...

He's starting to remind me of the US president from red alert 3. I mean would anybody be surprised to find out biden is actually a robot sent to infiltrate the US government by china

...But of course, being china they forgot the update the firmware

 

[Gehenna]

To what end though? Do they hope tanking him will save House and Senate races somehow, instead of making the entire party look like assholes for swearing up and down that this fuckwit wouldn’t be the total disgrace he’d been in every other phase of his career?

Fuck if I know! I know what I saw, but I am still floored and likely will have to sleep multiple nights before any sense comes to this clusterfuck.

 

[tehpope]

Idk if you guys saw this or not yet since it probably got lost amidst the rambling of the geriatric, but apparently Big Dick Man Chin just shut Bidens shit down again and included some good old West Virginia Man smooth talking logic. Loved to see it.

 

[Collections Agent]

Ok so I know theres a biased response here on the Farms, but realistically, I missed the conference.

Was it really THAT bad? Like any worse than he's been up til now?

 

[What the shit]

>leave page 4026 open for a while
>come back
>thread's now at page 4034

We very might reach 5000 pages before Biden drops dead folks.

Then we'd have a women in office and that's considerable worse.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Psaki on cleanup duty. She must be pulling her hair out right now.
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Ok, Psaki, now tell us who in the military leadership do we have to rally behind if we have to go to war?

Because Biden isn't a Commander in Chief, he's a fucking senile fuckwit who probably thinks it's 1965.

It isn't the Joint Chiefs. They're all dick sucking cheese eating deployment dodging shammers.

It sure as fuck isn't any of the leadership I've seen so far.

And the military sure as fuck isn't ready to do anything much more than stand around in different uniforms since the promised rebuild, refit, and reconstitution that should have happened after the disastrous Afghanistan withdrawl isn't happening.

He knows from long experience the Russian playbook?

No he doesn't. He doesn't even know the fucking date and sundowned right on TV.

And Dems don't know how to make war because they think all they have to do is wish hard enough and reality will be what they want.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Since we're sperging about video games

I've felt the uneasy feeling I had approaching the ending to Hotline Miami 2 for roughly a year now. I kind of wish they'd just launch the nukes and get it over with.