Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Persian Carpet Salesman]

Thank God the British government are a bunch of incompetent morons who can't follow their own rules, it's saved us from the madness the rest of the world is going through.

 

[Yuri_]

*ring ring*

"Give zem a break. De-escalate ze covid restrictions for 1.5 months, zen load ze Sigma variant"

 

[Coolio55]

*ring ring*

"Give zem a break. De-escalate ze covid restrictions for 1.5 months, zen load ze Sigma variant"

>The sigma variant is the sigma virus from megaman and it infects blockchains causing your bitcoins and NFTs to explode your computer,

 

[The handsome tard]

https://www.deseret.com/opinion/202...-covid-local-government-closest-to-the-people (https://archive.md/XZ3Bp)
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every time some shitlib says DON'T TREAD ON LOCAL GOVERNMENTS' ABILITY TO TREAD ON THEIR CITIZENS i want to put them through a motherfucking wall

"Let them oppress their citizens at peace, will you?!"

an MIT researcher thinks the shots may cause neuro damage too.

Her hypothesis about Parkinsons made me stop in my tracks. I know a guy who is a vaxmaxer who was diagnosed with Parkinsons this year. Bigwig manager type. When I saw him in person again I expected ok maybe he will be a little slow or shaky, like others I had known with early Parkinsons. Nope. He was a wreck. Slurring like he was blackout drunk, stumbling around, and his peon employees rushing around to try to cover for his obvious inability to function in the most rudimentary ways. Even though he is one of the biggest assholes I've ever dealt with directly I was horrified by what happened to him.

I legit take a heart condition over Parkinsons. I can work around with heart problems but brain problems? God...cant escape that

I went to her account to try to figure out if this was satire and I honestly could not tell.

Oh you motherfuckers...

 

[The Nothingness]

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Now will the US follow suit given liberal politicians are Anglophiles?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

*ring ring*

"Give zem a break. De-escalate ze covid restrictions for 1.5 months, zen load ze Sigma variant"

Didn't those two die leave their bodies behind to merge their minds into the C-Consciousness so they can directly control the noosphere?

 

[Escaped Abortion]

Phone sent me a news article from Bloomberg about how, guess what, natural immunity is real and better than shots. All they could say now is "Well, the shots are safer except for all the concentrated deadly side effects."

Here is a link to a narrative shift! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/p...ire-illness-cdc-says/ar-AASWP1d?ocid=msedgntp

They said it doesn't apply to omicron, but we know the current shots are completely useless in the face of omicron, at least in preventing infection. It would be hard to imagine natural immunity doing worse.

The vaxxed people I know with breakthroughs had no prior cases. My infected friend who also is vax maxxed is still fine. I have finally gotten the results of an official coof test back, and still negative, so I am allowed to be in his presense again after my two minute exposure made me a leper to him for two weeks.

 

[awoo]

The HR departments of the world want to make it as inconvenient as possible to get a vaccine exemption. Luckily it seems I'm not alone in pushback. Is there any moral support or advice to dealing with these organizations? I thought of another strategy of waiting until as late as possible then claiming I have COVID symptoms for a few weeks so I'm inelligible for booster. The symptoms are self reported so maybe I can stall for the whole remaining semester. Maybe Kiwis here will know something I don't.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

 

[Protistology]

The HR departments of the world want to make it as inconvenient as possible to get a vaccine exemption. Luckily it seems I'm not alone in pushback. Is there any moral support or advice to dealing with these organizations? I thought of another strategy of waiting until as late as possible then claiming I have COVID symptoms for a few weeks so I'm inelligible for booster. The symptoms are self reported so maybe I can stall for the whole remaining semester. Maybe Kiwis here will know something I don't.

Be a vague as possible about your religious beliefs. Otherwise, HR can pick them apart. Also they are personal, so if you believe the vaccines are against your religion, you're Catholic, and the Pope is globohomo, it doesn't matter. It's your personal belief.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Now will the US follow suit given liberal politicians are Anglophiles?

Depends on if they’re true believers or not. And then there’s the part where the mandates and everything that comes with the pandemic could affect the pandemic.

 

[Derka Derka]

Code brown is also the term when your little one fills their diaper

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

There was a code brown in Ethan Ralph's pants on the night of September 24, 2021

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Vibrant economy during Hong Kong Flu? Bruh, Jimmy Carter was president at the time.

TIL that Jimmy Carter was president in 1968 and 69.

 

[JosephStalin]

lmfao

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May the horse be with her, in all three holes.

 

[NoReturn]

Well, it happened. I have now bit the bullet and caught the vid. So far I have only experienced a stuffed nose, which is surprising as I have been up and moving today and yesterday. It seems I caught a mild case, which is nice.

I am a little miffed about getting it as it does cut into my work and money collection for the week, but at the same time, I guess it will be nice to beat it out of my system early this year and not need a booster. Pretty shitty way to start a school semester though.

Take your vitamins.

They won't realize it, their childhood was killed by a thousand cuts by a beast with a thousand faces- there is no locus of outrage, and many will be too young to realize or remember how bad things have gotten in such a short period of time.

The teenagers might understand, but the younger generations are at risk of becoming the regime's footsoldiers, if their plans come to be.

I thought that was the actual plan.

I have this sinking feeling that anything pet related with covid is predictive programming to get people ready for just following orders

They must really hate staying alive, huh?

There will be no fines. But a health inspector could come talk to you and then put a note in your file for when your license comes up. It literally "goes on your permanent record!"

That's the huge problem we have nowadays: the infantilization of the public. Why does a grown ass adult have to show a doctor's note to not get penalized at work?

It's been that way for a while. It benefits the government because people see them as an authority and not just some fuckers in a room.

I saw the index and was like "350 pages?! And they expected ELEMENTARY SCHOOL children to carry this shit around?"

This extended into the 90s. There were actually kids getting hurt from the weight of their books and think pieces were being written about it. Then laptops came along and that all disappeared.

 

[Yuri_]

>when you're trying to paint a grim picture, and then some fucking tiktok nurse comes out of nowhere acting carefree

The universe truly does have a sense of humor

 

[afternoon_tea]

I think a lot of places will atleast temporarily try and ramp things down because way too many people are getting Omicron and realizing it's weak sauce. You see some people catch and say "well it was just mild for me because I'm vaccinated" but then they see their fatass unvaccinated diabetic uncle catch it and only get the sniffles and the narrative breaks a little.

I'm too pessimistic at the moment to think it will last, there's always a new variant to fearmonger over, but I've seen some stuff that makes me cautiously optimistic in the short term.

After Christmas there was a big omicron outbreak at my work, with over 40 people out at once. Now they're all starting to come back and they're like "lol, COVID is retarded and weak" and a lot of them were previously terrified of catching it.

There's always going to be the true believers but I do see the needle moving for a lot of people.

 

[Ruin]

The HR departments of the world want to make it as inconvenient as possible to get a vaccine exemption. Luckily it seems I'm not alone in pushback. Is there any moral support or advice to dealing with these organizations? I thought of another strategy of waiting until as late as possible then claiming I have COVID symptoms for a few weeks so I'm inelligible for booster. The symptoms are self reported so maybe I can stall for the whole remaining semester. Maybe Kiwis here will know something I don't.

If you can claim to be a part of some pagan, native, or new age religion which forbids putting synthetic chemicals in your body because of X. Most HR people are white chicks and white chicks love stupid woo hoo like that.

 

[Nom Carver]

There's always going to be the true believers but I do see the needle moving for a lot of people.

The thing I feel like everyone's a little too forgetful about is that the world doesn't run on doomer clowns and autistic trannies. It runs on sensible, responsible, functional people that generally mind their own business and largely stick to themselves. They're just quiet. So quiet it's almost like they aren't there.