US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Simple Moving Average]

Empires, definitely, don't know about nations per se.

I will say that I've been following the Fall of Civilizations podcast recently, and some of the parallels are...eerie.

Excellent podcast!

 

[thx1138]

Joe Biden is the Duke Nukem Forever of politics.

Took 30 years to get here, was an absolute disaster on arrival, and all they have to show for that development time is that you can play with poop.

 

[Polyboros2]

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1:54:34 you can hear someone in the Press say "How do you like them apples?"

 

[MrJokerRager]

Every single Democrat outlet wants to -never cover this-. it hurts -everyone-. There is no cabal faction this helps, there is no handler this helps, there is no individual that I can think of who gains a benefit from this.

Only illegal immigrants hoping the border at this point at this point, they happy that the candidate of liberal woke white people, who don't have the balls to slit their wrists in a bathtub, is in charge of the nation.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

we're at maximum overcope

 

[The Last Stand]

1:54:34 you can hear someone in the Press say "How do you like them apples?"

I like bananas.

 

[Josterman]

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we're at maximum overcope

i got my screen cap along with others
to make up for that I got this from the hill Biden saying he doesn’t believe in Them now that’s living in fantasy world right there

Biden: 'I don't believe the polls'

President Biden told reporters on Wednesday that he doesn't believe the public opinion polls indicating his waning approval rating among moderates and independents.

thehill.com

 

[tehpope]

So why was biden's mic during this shitshow so noise reduced? Anyone else noticed that?

 

[thx1138]

Psaki on cleanup duty. She must be pulling her hair out right now.
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Dear God did the little pink Pinko just declare war on the Russian state?!

 

[Constellationzero]

Come on, if we're comparing Biden to games it's pretty obvious what he is. Action 52, a package that was sold as the best thing since sliced bread to naive retards but the thing doesn't fucking work.

He's Agony. Or Scorn: Promise something. Don't do the thing. Chimp out hard at any questions about it.

Totally not a scam.

 

[Mister DNA]

The California recall sent a message to Democrats that Newsom could act like a giant douchebag and the primary Democrat voter base will put up with it because they believe that the GOP are just waiting to kill every goddamn nigger, spic and chink in this great land of ours.

Very true, although Virginia is at least some indication that there are hard limits to the leftist depravity that people of all stripes are willing to tolerate from the Democrats. One can only hope proof that a now-undeniably non compos mentis geriatric is acting as commander in chief is one of those limits. Guess we'll find out in 2024.

When your premise is that fucking MSNBC is in the bag for Trump it's time to voluntarily commit yourself to a mental hospital. Holy shit.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

So 100%, he either went out there on his own accord in a dementia haze or he was thrown to the wolves.

He was thrown to the wolves. There’s no way he went out there against the advice of his handlers

 

[Blackhole]

I was baking and missed the broadcast. Give me a quick rundown.

 

[Cubanodun]

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to make up for that I got this from the hill Biden saying he doesn’t believe in Them now that’s living in fantasy world right there

Biden: 'I don't believe the polls'

President Biden told reporters on Wednesday that he doesn't believe the public opinion polls indicating his waning approval rating among moderates and independents.

thehill.com

Is he still mad that Wikipedia call him Fake news?

I was baking and missed the broadcast. Give me a quick rundown.

Orange man bad, i overperformed in all my electoral promises and ukraine better lay down and prepare to the dicking that is coming with vodka because we dont give a shit, also fuck south america too who need them

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I was baking and missed the broadcast. Give me a quick rundown.

Biden went on for nearly 2 hours and it was a glorious shit show. They've handed the wheel of the US to Jesus it seems like.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I think the decades of Corruption have caught up to them finally, to put Joe into office a Coalition of the various factions of the DNC came together and forced a Senile Old man who they could use a puppet into office presuming that because there were "Adults" in the room they would manage to steer things in the "correct" direction, but none of them are competent.

They ALL got into the room by corruption.

Kamel Toe got in by sucking dick and being a (BLACK WOMAN)
The Obama Appointees that Biden brought back in all came up through Chicago Corruption
The Hard left progressives are a bunch of Diversity Hires.

The entire Room is filled with people who only know how to Cheat their way into promotions, and now that they are at the top they have nowhere else to Cheat their way to so actually have to sit around and solve the problems they promised they would solve..but are Woefully incapable of doing so.

It is the culmination of the last 100 years of American Culture where the guy who actually does the job gets fucked in the ass by Cheating Scumbags who have no actual idea how to do any level of problem solving.

Vince McMahon is the neoliberal Democratic Party establishment (Biden, Pelosi, Waters and others) , Kurt Angle are the woke progressives (Bernie, AOC, etc...), Jim Ross is the average usually white American voter getting fucked up the ass and the 4th person, who comes in late, are the scum that still stuck in the old days of larping as hippies and commies and centrist fags and young college aged cum dumpsters and hating their parents and people who get easily cucked by the word racist or the tears of some nonwhite mudpeople.

 

[Josterman]

Is he still mad that Wikipedia call him Fake news?

I think he is under the Surface and the lawsuit that he threatened to do I think its not happening so basically he did a Tonka saw move. He is a blue check mark version of a internet tough guy and that is why I found him he is right up there with majid padellan of being a fake and fraud and just unpleasant with his tweets.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

He's more Michel Aoun than Saddam
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That was Baghdad Bob.

 

[tehpope]

Scott Steiner is more coherent than Biden at this point.

The Ultimate Warrior would sound more coherent than Joe right now.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I was at a work meeting for the first half of the press conference, but it seems like the most damaging stuff may have been from that period, especially the comments on Ukraine.

Everyone I knew (I was in very Dem-leaning circles) was batshit terrified that Trump would start World War III and here we are with stinky old Biden doing it.

BTW I definitely think Trump should adopt "stinky" as his moniker for Biden. We all know he craps his pants and it's one of those things that actually works great on TV because whether or not it's true at that moment, everyone will imagine a whiff of shit when they hear it.