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Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Speaking of the EU...Do any of you remember that really neat Star Wars Galaxies (or galaxy) magazine from the 90s? It had a reoccurring comic section called Tales from Mos Eisley or Star Wars Tales or something like that. They were pretty neat obscure Star Wars story with pretty good art. The one I remember most was an old man at the spaceport telling about how his ship was lost for decades and his only friend was the droid on board, who ended up keeping him alive by installing its mechanical heart in him.
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Too little, too late. I said this long ago, one of the many times the game got delayed, but any game with ST content won't be coming into my house. I will fire up COMPLETE SAGA and be perfectly happy to play through it again. Disney Warz is cancer.
EDIT: Ninja'd by @Godzilla@1989, so I will add an original thought: I can't believe that Doomcuck is now resorting to "what I'm telling you may take years to play out, so just forget about it and wait for my next word vomiting about the next thing." Really?
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I mean, if he's not an anti-shill paid for by the rat to make people hatewatch their shows, those are the words of a man who knows his lies are for naught but is too arrogant to actually say these words: "I was wrong".
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At this point doomcock has to be some sort of Disney glow-in-the-dark because the alternative of him and the people watching him on a regular basis being incurable copium addicts is too pathetic to bear.
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“Dave is our guy, just support his stuff and Disney will now that *we* the fans want him to lead the brand. I’m one of you.”
I don’t know the guy but I’ve seen his basic bitch reverse psychology before.
Doomcuck has been saying this shit since 2019.
I dunno, I think pop culture has overly leaned into the grey morality over the past few decades. Heroes aren't allowed to be heroes and villains aren't allowed to just be villains anymore, they always have to have some sad backstory to make them sympathetic (Kylo) because it gives them "depth" and makes them "realistic" (it doesn't). That's why Boba Fatt is written the way he is in his show. That's why Luke was how he was in the DT.
It's why I absolutely hate the idea of "Gray Jedi".
NPCs are real. Looking at the gameplay footage, it's really just a Battlefront game with Lego skin.
I really liked the Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga game as a little kid. The "turn off the voice acting" mode is appreciated in this one (the knockoff voice actors are bad, but using voice clips from the movies is worse) but this game seems like it's trying a little bit too hard. Also it gets massive points off for including the sequels.
It's funny that they made a Lego game solely based off of TFA just to cash in on that garbage flick but couldn't even attempt a Last Jedi game because the movie itself was so incredibly dull and the set pieces in it were just terrible. Rian is just a really uncreative person. Like @The Gangster Computer said thing that's missing is the simple charm the old games had. This Lego Disney Wars game includes a lot of modern gaming sensibilities that I just don't like, probably included to justify selling this to a new gaming audience (ex: the Arkham kung fu melee attack shit).
Lego is synonymous with autism. Have you seen how expensive the sets fucking go for now? Especially the Star Wars ones. But just like Lego itself, this game will sell well no matter what just because of the brand.
The sequels look and feel like shitty video games you can't play, so I guess this is an upgrade for them.
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Dave Filoni’s fapfic reportedly begins filming this month.
The video cites Production Weekly which also provided the following plot synopsis:
”A Star Wars spin-off series set within the timeline of The Mandalorian. Ahsoka Tano is a Togruta female, who was the Padawan learner to Anakin Skywalker and a hero of the Clone Wars. Alongside Anakin, she grew from a headstrong student into a mature leader. But her destiny laid along a different path than the Jedi. Ahsoka is on the hunt for the evil Grand Admiral Thrawn in the hope it will help her locate the missing Ezra Bridger, the young Jedi that disappeared with Thrawn many years ago.”
The video cites Production Weekly which also provided the following plot synopsis:
”A Star Wars spin-off series set within the timeline of The Mandalorian. Ahsoka Tano is a Togruta female, who was the Padawan learner to Anakin Skywalker and a hero of the Clone Wars. Alongside Anakin, she grew from a headstrong student into a mature leader. But her destiny laid along a different path than the Jedi. Ahsoka is on the hunt for the evil Grand Admiral Thrawn in the hope it will help her locate the missing Ezra Bridger, the young Jedi that disappeared with Thrawn many years ago.”
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Wait, does this mean Ezra will be a composite Joruus C'Baoth/Luuke?
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*yawns*
Ezra's gonna be fine, Thrawn's gonna be an ineffective cuck who's gonna be pulled by an Imperial OC Dave made, and you aren't gonna see that Space Rat for a good while in the show. I know this because Dave is a retard who can only do one plot with the same set of characters: Deliver/chase the thing while OCs spam the Main Character with bits. Maybe he'll surprise us and have Space Aladdin be there earlier, in which case a new thing will be there that they gotta fetch and move elsewhere.
Now watch as my leaks are so accurate that Doomcuck will use them months out of date to try and false flag the hatebase into buying D+ for his corporate overlords and paymasters.
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Yeah it was called Mostly Automatic. Real heartbreaking stuff dealing with isolation, loneliness, insanity, and making you wonder what's love and what's delusion and then questioning whether there's a difference.
As a nice bonus, it also began the trend of showing off different holochess pieces instead of recycling the same ones from ANH over and over again like Disney's been doing (closest being two unused and rejected concept pieces barely featured in disney's Solo that was just a recreation of the ANH holochess fight).
And the lying bastard knows it, which is why he's doing this "play the waiting game" con to keep people viewing and subscribed. The guy is just a moronic cult leader or snake oil salesman who figured out the easiest way to fool gullible tards on youtube and he's going to keep riding the success train because these idiots send him money and presents for his bullshit, including bronze statues in his honor. Shit's messed up.
Its kind of freaking me out.
I think the first Lego Movie's success also escalated the fanbase to a whole new level of mainstream autism. That and the whole Lego Dimensions video game being fap fuel for crossover spergs.
Assuming its not Ahsoka, Space Aladdin will just be the Luke substitute for Filoni's nuThrawn Trilogy or the Joruus substitute, but knowing Filoni the Joruus substitute could also be a cloned Maul because its clear with all the Crimson Dawn shilling as of late that they do not want this fucker to stay dead despite there being nothing for him to do, not even a questionable game set in the post-legacy era like George planned.
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Based. Although I wish Perry had at least called Shadow the Chewbacca for being a poor substitute for Snoova (considering he made him), but calling him a marty stu edgy Chewbacca is good enough I guess.
Its even worse than it sounds. They even try to make them morally noble in some sense, which I guess means they want to give them their own comic run like they did Aphra. The leader sure is bullish enough for it.
People complained about too many jedi survivors in the past despite not even being in the triple digits out of thousands, but despite the rule of two, there's literal full fledged siths in the millions right now on nuPalpatine's Byss knockoff worshiping him and already building up his "neo-First Order army" or just running around at random in different parts, you can even play as one of them in that new SW Fortnite knockoff. They also try and portray this eyeless clown as some super serious assassin now who was even sent by nuPalpatine to kill nuVader despite PlanIX tie-ins presenting him as a drunken moron who killed two hapless homeless parents on a dust ball and then got drunk at a bar and then burbled out that he had a key to Palpatine's hideout for
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>past decades
hey boomer we're talking about the last 5 years. As for grey Jedi, thats technically been a thing since TPM, Qui-gon and his master both weren't morally upstanding jedi. Qui-gon broke every rule in the book during his whole tattooine adventure and he was on the verge of leaving the order to train anakin himself., hell just bringing him to the temple when he was too old to train was a massive finger to the establishment.
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wasn't kyle katarn technically a grey jedi?
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It might just be his shtick. He is a supervillain like MF DOOM, after all.
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Depends on player choice initially and you can even have the dark side ending too in DFII, but in regards to character, Katarn was unorthodox, poorly trained spiritually, and did dabble in the dark side willingly and unwillingly from time to time, but he made it clear that he didn't like the dark side and every time he did use it, it could prove helpful but ended up biting him in the ass, with him being scared of falling to its effects, ultimately rejecting it.
Overall being a gray jedi mainly described someone who follows the jedi code in their own unorthodox way but still rejects the dark side rather than someone who uses both light and dark (notable examples being Luke, Qui-Gon and Vos), or someone who left the order but still adheres to most jedi principals (like Jolee and Dooku early on), so I guess Katarn could count as a "gray jedi". This was the most common definition of the word, and basically meant a jedi who still rejected the dark side and believed in the jedi but followed their own version of the jedi code or light side philosophy, like Luke and Fel allowing marriage, bonding, following their own paths, etc. Luke also briefly dabbled in the dark side during Dark Empire, but then quickly realized that was a stupid mistake.
I'll just describe some other examples for the heck of it.
Then there's the more controversial example of a gray jedi, the type that tries to use both light and dark, specifically groups like the Potentium heretics who believed that there wasn't a difference between light and dark, just avoiding corruption while pushing the limits of what they could do with the Force, and sources made it clear that they were misguided and prone to corruption. (Pictured right is a leader of the Potentium heretics looking like a showoff.)
Jolee Bindo from KOTOR is probably the most well known and controversial example of a gray jedi among normalfags simply because of his wookieepedo article, that and KOTOR being the only piece of EU media /v/tards bother with, with his character being portrayed as having left and being disenchanted with the jedi order and you could potentially have him learn more dark side techniques. Despite this and Jolee's comments, his story still mentions how he resisted his wife's attempts to seduce him to the dark side and that if Revan falls to the dark side in the evil ending he tried to stop him rather than join him, showing that he ultimately will still choose the light side at some point in the end. He also gives one of the most accurate descriptions for the sith in-game where he speaks negatively about the dark side, showing that he's not as fond of it as his comments or wookieepedo might imply.
There's also the Jensaarai which are marked as gray jedi in the Jedi Academy Training Manual but are actually a sith offshoot made by rogue jedi who thought he would be making a better jedi order by following an ancient sith text, resulting in them being like jedi and using jedi lightsabers but with sith beliefs and who were corrupted as fuck. They eventually started becoming a proper jedi faction again after Luke started a reformation within their group after the fall of the Empire.
And there's that bitch of a hag Vegere who was a former jedi knight that tried to harness the dark side and kept calling herself a dark side-using jedi but was made another retard-turned sith thankfully.
SWTOR/TORtanic also introduced an ancient offshoot of light side-using Sith who tried to harness the light side with the dark but they ended up becoming more jedi-like and using the dark side less, which made the sith purge them for their heresies.
Then there's Dark Jedi which just means a corrupted evil jedi like Jorus or a jedi who left the jedi order and is using the dark side but hasn't learned about sith teachings or sith techniques yet.
In short, the majority of the time gray jedi just means someone who doesn't follow the most orthodox tenants of the jedi way but will normally still avoid the dark side unless they're an idiot like the Potentium, in which case they end up becoming a dark jedi or sith. Surprisingly not many people understand what a gray jedi is and by the most common definition of the word, this Filoni bitch below is a gray jedi despite how quick Disneyphiles are to throw a fit over it when called out on it despite how much they used to rant about gray jedi:
If that were the case he wouldn't have acted like such a victimized crybaby when RK Outpost called him out on his blatant bullshit and scams.Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed said:
The statement "Over the past few decades" implies up until the modern day.
What I meant by "gray Jedi" are online fedoralord interpretations where you can do shit like use dark side powers as much you want while pretending that nothing will happen and you can still be a Jedi, AKA applying grey morality to the Jedi like in everything else. Sort of like capeshit "heroes" who have weak morals and are broken by their world into doing awful things. It goes against what Lucas says the force is and how it works. Do bad things with the force and you will be corrupted. You can't just do whatever you want.
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Thanks, describing it like this makes a lot more sense.
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Ochi has a really tryhard dumb name, but I do actually like his design. It reminds me of a kitbash between a gundam and HK-47
The revengers tho... it sounds like some shit I would hear in guardians of the galaxy, Now that I think about it, it is a joke name in thor Ragnarok. The idea that vader lets any of these knuckleheads live after their teamup is laughable.
It would be more forgivable if the writing and action was decent, but Boba's terrible pacing makes these flaws more evident.
Fett has barely gotten into any gunfights over the course of 4 episodes out of a 7 episode series. Mando had more gunfights then this in his first 4 episodes, its ridiculous.
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The most damning thing about this new Boba Fett shit is just how low-key everything is.
Nobody in my normie circles are talking about it (Mandalorian still got people buzzing, for good or ill). Some didn't even know it was on until I told them. The apathy is real.
Nobody in my normie circles are talking about it (Mandalorian still got people buzzing, for good or ill). Some didn't even know it was on until I told them. The apathy is real.
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Might spark some interest once the "muscle" Boba and Fennec's hiring comes in. I'm still standing by my opinion that this just a pit-stop before Mando S3 though.