Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%
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Pig Cups said:
Sorry, but I can’t get past the “You are still a close friend of mine…”

What in holy hell is Jack using as criteria to gauge *close* friendship?? Rob is a virtuoso when it comes to tasteful, subtle trolling. Despite throwing a few dollars in Mushbrain’s direction, he puts out posts and video content mocking his ass. And don’t forget that if Rob was anywhere near a location that Jack was traveling to and offered to link up, Jack would absolutely refuse. He has rarely met up with fans in the past, and would never think about doing it these days. Not that I think anyone is owed the time of someone else, I just find it strange that Jack would consider someone a “close friend,” but opt never to meet them under any circumstance.

How, I wonder, does Mushbrain look at all that and say ‘yeah, that guy’s a close friend’? It has to be as simplistic as the guy giving him money, being the 2nd* ever person to buy his shit, and throwing him the only plug that’s he’s gotten since WTIC (with trolling in the videos, no less). His circle of friends has dwindled by that much. It almost reminds me of myself when I was going through the born-again Christian phase and was pontificating on the Internet. Shit makes me cringe looking back, and seeing him almost replicating my behavior in thinking that online relationships like these constitute close friendships is just…UGH.

*source: Rob and Should I Series the only confirmed buyers………none of you were crazy enough to buy Jacksauce, right???
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Jack thinks people he knows from the internet are all his friends. Not that I have a problem with that. As I myself, have some very good friends I’ve made over the years online, but most of them I’ve actually met in real life later on.

The problem and difference is, Jack doesn’t know the difference between friends and trolls. He doesn’t care if he gets positive or negative interaction with someone as long as he has interaction. He needs the attention and craves it constantly. That’s really all that’s required of being a friend of his. I mean look at the Best Budz (RIP) mod situation for example. He trusted him when it was clear he/she was a troll….or several….to everyone on here.

Look at how many people subtly disagree with him on his Boomerbook posts to the point where he’s going to tantrum out, he hasn’t blocked any of those people. They are still “””””his friends””””””
 
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Pig Cups said:
Sorry, but I can’t get past the “You are still a close friend of mine…”

What in holy hell is Jack using as criteria to gauge *close* friendship?? Rob is a virtuoso when it comes to tasteful, subtle trolling. Despite throwing a few dollars in Mushbrain’s direction, he puts out posts and video content mocking his ass. And don’t forget that if Rob was anywhere near a location that Jack was traveling to and offered to link up, Jack would absolutely refuse. He has rarely met up with fans in the past, and would never think about doing it these days. Not that I think anyone is owed the time of someone else, I just find it strange that Jack would consider someone a “close friend,” but opt never to meet them under any circumstance.
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Having interacted with people like Jack at work over the years, I can speak from experience that retarded egomaniacs are often unable to understand sarcasm and other subterfuges. If Jack sees someone obviously mocking him on his videos, he is able to tell this and block them, but if they do it in a subtle way he won't be able to. It's a mixture between his narcissitic bloated ego and his idiocy leaving him unable to detect that!

Rob actually communicates well and this makes it easier to detect his sarcasm. Sometimes even intelligent people miss out on sarcasm if it's coming from a retard that can't communicate well at all, like Jack lol!
 
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RainwaterDrop said:
Having interacted with people like Jack at work over the years, I can speak from experience that retarded egomaniacs are often unable to understand sarcasm and other subterfuges. If Jack sees someone obviously mocking him on his videos, he is able to tell this and block them, but if they do it in a subtle way he won't be able to. It's a mixture between his narcissitic bloated ego and his idiocy leaving him unable to detect that!

Rob actually communicates well and this makes it easier to detect his sarcasm. Sometimes even intelligent people miss out on sarcasm if it's coming from a retard that can't communicate well at all, like Jack lol!
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People forget that Jack's mind is indeed stunted by an actual personality disorder. Not only does he not have complete human mobility, he does not have complete human cognition. There is an entire range of emotions that most of us take for granted that are completely foreign to him.
 
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I was able to shit out a recipe roulette video in less than 10 hours including time for editing and uploading onto YouTube. It would have been sooner had I not had to go to work for 5 more hours. What's fatty's excuse? Oh, that's right, he's waiting on a fucking parking space to open up. He has no job, claims he can drive, and yet has drive to follow through with videos.

This concept is going to be just like breakfast chili. He's too big of a coward to try.
 
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captkrisma said:
I was able to shit out a recipe roulette video in less than 10 hours including time for editing and uploading onto YouTube. It would have been sooner had I not had to go to work for 5 more hours. What's fatty's excuse? Oh, that's right, he's waiting on a fucking parking space to open up. He has no job, claims he can drive, and yet has drive to follow through with videos.

This concept is going to be just like breakfast chili. He's too big of a coward to try.
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This is a fun idea, except I own like 3 cookbooks, so my selection process would be sad and limited. That said, and without doxing yourself, I’d love to see what you came up with.
 
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rubytintedchix said:
This is a fun idea, except I own like 3 cookbooks, so my selection process would be sad and limited. That said, and without doxing yourself, I’d love to see what you came up with.
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I took 6 cookbooks from actual chefs/food blogs (Babish, Matty Matheson, Jaime Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Thug Kitchen, and Nashville chef/blogger Matt Moore. RNG app off my phone decided the book, and then used the same app to produce a number between two fields, ommiting the index, thank you pages, intros, the rest of the pretentious bullshit...you get the idea.

RNGsus blessed me with the easiest cookbook (Jaimie Oliver's 5 Ingredients), and then a recipe that is essentially steak and tomatoes over eggplant. I was secretly dreading Matty Matheson's because he does some wild shit Fucking bean dip.

In the end it was simple, fast (the longest part of it is microwaving a couple eggplants for 10 minutes), cheap, and tasted pretty damn good.

Ultimately it took me about 2-3 hours to get the recipe, ingredients from the supermarket, cook, edit, and upload with my piece of shit camera and Windows Movie Maker. Even with professional editing and the setup Jack has, I could probably get something impressive pushed out well within his upload schedule of Tuesdays and Fridays.

Edit: I plan on doing more of this, and probably something from each cookbook in the future.
 
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ok this made me lol

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Schmuck of Ages said:
Jack all free things is someone eating the cost why do you care?
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What a miserable fat sack of shit. I can't imagine what it must be like to be unable to live your life without getting triggered about the most pointless and mundane shit. He really is the boomercon equivalent of an SJW. And Jack is really one to talk about this, since it's a given that he milks tax writeoffs for as much channel-related expenses as possible.
 
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