Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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I bet he's had more than two Johnsons in him.
Ruffles is a man with a smurf penis, a cancelled amhole and not to mention a ketamine addicted lunatic, he is an Incel. Much like Kevin Gibes, he has never been and never will be fucked (the funny thing is, is that Kevin is actually much more capable of getting fucked in his amhole on account of having one, while Rafters has been denied one on account of being a looney troon. So mathematically speaking, Raffle is much more likely to remain the Incel that he is than Kevin)
 
He should start a gofundme to raise funds so he can buy a second belt. I’m tired of seeing that uggo orange one on every outfit.
ross and any other clothing store in his price range are probably too transphobic for him as he towers over women in the womens labeled section struggling to fit a womans sized belt on and then gets asked "sir do you need help finding anything" which causes him to nearly 41% the employee or himself on the spot and is removed promptly by security as he enters a state of ket assisted meltdown.
as he is dragged out he sees the perfect belt hung tantilizingly next to others of reasonable color and price but as his eyes travel upwards he sees that it is labeled

mens.

thus is the daily life of ripley violet tempest storm and his crippling inability to set aside his anger issues in order to make purchases, dine, or retain friends.
 
>IM NOT THE ONE BLOCKING A TRANS PERSON FOR NO REASON

People can block whoever they want :roll:
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I fucking love this scene

It's good to see that even though he's not on Twitter, he's still picking fights. Never change.
 
Activity log: December. Ripley has ceased twitter raging. Continues to use public telegram at the level a person recovering from internet addiction should. Aside from the above outburst, good on him... 💩

Anyways, he posted his gunt and that god awful belt on December 10th in his public nsfw chat. (yes, the screenshot date is eurofag style)
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probably got a filter on as we all know his hand is NOT that smooth irl


header claims he will be getting his "M1" shot on 12/20 (I assume this is the first booster).
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Every picture of him in that deer head makes the wendigo comparisons more and more apt.
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KF are Ripley's best friends. We don't ditch him for every perceived mistake, instead, we laud them! Also, we never lie to him.
Yeah I don't get this. We literally are his best friends...sad, but true. I sincerely doubt anyone here wants to hurt him. For the most part, nobody from here contacts him or fucks with him (and if you do you're a bigger faggot than he is). We care about him, we notice when he's gone, we listen to his stories, we look at his pictures. I mean yeah we take the piss out of them, but we don't give him false validation "omg goddess u are literally hotter than any cis woman!" or "those convention staff are just bigots don't listen or learn anything from this" which is objectively the worst thing he could be subjected to. It's nothing compared to pointing and laughing on a site he doesn't even have to visit. It's not like we're throwing rocks through his windows with notes saying "kill urself tranny pronouns r dum u'll never be a woman!"

If he were to die I think our reactions would run the gamut between mild amusement/indifference to genuine sadness. The oh-so-tolerant LGBT community shows every day it doesn't actually care about its trannies other than lazily hitting like/retweet on a tranny post. It's all just one big performative special olympics of people that doesn't actually like each other but has to maintain the facade of being a happy family. As far as Ripley's concerned, because he's genuinely such a despicable awful person, they definitely won't give a shit about him until he gets hurt or joins Club 41, and even then, his death will mean little more to the theythems than as a tool to further their agenda.

That's what your life is worth to them, Riolu. Please stop being a faggot everywhere you go and make some real friends. Or don't and keep giving us content, either one's good.
 
Yeah I don't get this. We literally are his best friends...sad, but true.
Agree. I'm a fan of Rips. It's entertaining to see his follies, god are they ever entertaining, yet at the same time if he were to begin his trip out of lolcowdom, I think I and others here would be sympathetic to his plight and be glad to see him become a better person.

If he were to die I think our reactions would run the gamut between mild amusement/indifference to genuine sadness.
It'd be a sad day indeed (:_(
 
I haven't visited this thread in a while but had the misplaced hope that we had somehow peaked Ravioli and he was transitioning from a friendless troon to a freindless generic metal dude and maybe lost a few fetishes. Gimme the rainbows.

His December 10 outfit. The dress is cute. The awful socks, belt, LARPer manbag of holding ruin it. And the jacket over it is just off.

Black or white leggings or pantyhose and a sweater tied around the waist or a cardigan worn would do wonders (to hide the gunt). Ripley burn the belt, the manbag, and those socks.

Guessing no cancer or ms.
 
Agree. I'm a fan of Rips. It's entertaining to see his follies, god are they ever entertaining, yet at the same time if he were to begin his trip out of lolcowdom, I think I and others here would be sympathetic to his plight and be glad to see him become a better person.


It'd be a sad day indeed (:_(
It's only really the a-logs who actual hate these cows or want to see bad things happen to them (exception being cows who actually cause harm to other people), and most of us would be glad to see the comeback arc. It's so rare though that its basically a law that lolcows never learn. I find that it is mostly new members who seem to be the most angry and genuinely hateful of cows, I think it is because they come here with the understanding that kiwifarms is a place where we celebrate being a shit person and we are all far right hate filled maniacs, when in reality we're not and we will laugh at you being an a-logging twat.
 
Rioley is the Platonic Ideal of a miserable, histrionic, insufferable Twitter tranny. He cannot be bargained with. He cannot be reasoned with. He will persist indefinitely - if only to make the world as unhappy as he is. Too asshurt to live, too buttmad to die. True faggotry never dies, it is only reborn. Stay vigilant, Kiwis.
 
Twitter and attention are like literal drugs to troons.

He ain't quit, he's just freshenin' up.

Figuratively, of course.

Other hypotheses: he tried to score some cheap ketamines from some spic and ODed at some other faggot-ass furrycon. Hey, it could happen. :waifu:
Accidently ODing on a variety of drugs isn't that fare fetched given how prolific fentanyl cutting is in this day and age. It isn't just for heroin anymore.
 
If he did shuffle off this mortal coil, any idea on what name the obituary would be under? He of course made a huge deal about his name change... Was it fully legal and would the name on the death cert be Ripley, Rioley, Brett, or something else? Are obits forced to follow legal names or are they just submitted by family? No clue how any of that works.
 
If he did shuffle off this mortal coil, any idea on what name the obituary would be under? He of course made a huge deal about his name change... Was it fully legal and would the name on the death cert be Ripley, Rioley, Brett, or something else? Are obits forced to follow legal names or are they just submitted by family? No clue how any of that works.
Obits can say anything the family wants. They’re not official or legal in any sense, just sentimental and a way for the family to let their community know about services, etc. Rioley’s legal name is Ripley Violet Tempest Storm, but his family could list it under Brett “Ripley Violet Tempest Storm” Lemke. Or Brett “Rioley” Lemke, or Ripley Violet Brett Storm, or one of any number of fun combinations.
 
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