Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[TheShedCollector]

I don't think he would be terrible father. He clearly loves spending time with his nephews and every episode he talks about what he did with them last week.

There's a difference between being a cool uncle when the kids are young teenagers, and waking up from an alcohol fueled fog at 5am for the 10th time that night to feed the baby.

 

[soy_king]

There's a difference between being a cool uncle when the kids are young teenagers, and waking up from an alcohol fueled fog at 5am for the 10th time that night to feed the baby.

is he even really a cool uncle anymore?

 

[Never Scored]

is he even really a cool uncle anymore?

At some point the kids get old enough to realize the cool uncle is actually a sad man.

 

[soy_king]

At some point the kids get old enough to realize the cool uncle is actually a sad man.

that and his sister probably already did. Cuties sperging and being friends with literal pedos and neckbeard pedophile enthusiasts gets around

 

[LurkTrawl]

More than one person in this thread has voiced their displeasure that Dax hasn’t married and had a child, as if that would change his essential nature as a self-centered faggot.

I don't think it's people voicing their displeasure at him not having procreated, and more that people are mocking him for avoiding the responsibility of it while using that as a major example of his egotism. I don't think you'll find anyone in this thread saying something to the effect of "Dax should've had kids.".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't think it's people voicing their displeasure at him not having procreated, and more that people are mocking him for avoiding the responsibility of it while using that as a major example of his egotism.

There’s a lot of that ITT, sure.

I don't think you'll find anyone in this thread saying something to the effect of "Dax should've had kids.".

I’m too lazy to go looking for it, but a few people have voiced the opinion that it would have been good for him to do so. I expect retarded opinions to come up and don’t care, but cheerleading for fuckups to have kids is like the one thing I do find alarming. Thank God Dax hasn’t gone Ralphamale (yet).

 

[LurkTrawl]

I’m too lazy to go looking for it, but a few people have voiced the opinion that it would have been good for him to do so. I expect retarded opinions to come up and don’t care, but cheerleading for fuckups to have kids is like the one thing I do find alarming. Thank God Dax hasn’t gone Ralphamale (yet).

A lot of that kinda shit was before we knew just how much of a lolcow he was though right? Back when people thought Dick Masterson was just a character rather than the other way around.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A lot of that kinda shit was before we knew just how much of a lolcow he was though right? Back when people thought Dick Masterson was just a character rather than the other way around.

I wish. But like I said, retardation is to be expected at times. I just really sperg out about it when anyone suggests creating human life as some way to magically transform a miserable, addicted piece of shit into a good person. Just, no.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I wish. But like I said, retardation is to be expected at times. I just really sperg out about it when anyone suggests creating human life as some way to magically transform a miserable, addicted piece of shit into a good person. Just, no.

It's not that it isn't a transformative experience, by all accounts it changes both people hormonally and cognitively, but I don't think you'll find an example after the NP2 craziness with PPP where someone literally says that they wish he had children.

 

[DankSmoker]

I believe Dax should have children for further generations of Ralphspawn to breed with.

 

[Never Scored]

Now that I know saying it makes people mad, I totally think Dick should have kids.

 

[Pill Cosby]

OMG Maddox made a new video guys!

 

[Hüftpriester]

lol, this balding faggot broke his ankle and wasted thousands of dollars for nothing to try and own Warski.

 

[Pissmaster]

lol, this balding faggot broke his ankle and wasted thousands of dollars for nothing to try and own Warski.

 

[AnOminous]

OMG Maddox made a new video guys!

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Too bad Maddox didn't wait a couple days until after Dax broke his ankle so he could mock him about it.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

OMG Maddox made a new video guys!

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Maddox actually makes a good video for once (after another one this year; his last one was the Coronavirus one in early 2020); Maddax seethes and Sean just agrees with him entirely. Imagine being so unfunny and unable to understand satire that one sounds more autistic in their rage than the autistic Maddox.

 

[Frail Snail]

OMG Maddox made a new video guys!

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Outcreeping Maddox on your own video's thumbnail, what's with this fucking facial expression?

 

[Pill Cosby]

Outcreeping Maddox on your own video's thumbnail, what's with this fucking facial expression?

He's trying to be like AOC bless his little cotton socks.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Dick needs to start watching himself on the playground. He's getting getting old and he's inebriated most of the time. That'll make running around with the kids hazardous.

 

[Crystal Golem]