Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Adamska]

If we're talking about Gray Jedi, the only reason they exist is so shitty writers and RPG gamers could have their Jedi shoot lightning out of their dicks and the retards who wrote them could attempt to justify it. It's why I violently reject the concept writing wise, because it's so blatantly designed for this and nothing else.

I actually like the definition you gave on Kyle and Luke @The Gangster Computer ; it actually works and makes sense to me. Also it's not the definition bad writers like Dave, the other eldritch monsters at LFL who "write" for them, and people who run Space Battles quests where their shit OC can shoot sith lightning out their hands and not turn into Dick Dastardley do, which is the "Haha light and dark equal, I can be good and crush peoples throats!".

Also joke's on you; I found the number of Jedi survivors and the number of Sith equally retarded.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

I loved watching all of the Gray Jedi-obsessed fagaloons in the NJO readerbase who slobbered all over Vergere's pretentious philosophical meandering all bust a spleen in white-hot fury when Del Rey retconned her into a Sith...and by retcon, I literally mean to the point where one of the FOTJ books has Luke writing her off as a "Sith infiltrator who tried to corrupt our beliefs".

You still have legions of Gray Jedi Fanbois seething about that on forums to this day, and the salt is nothing short of delicious.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

I always saw Qui-Gon as the quintessential Jedi. A holy man but not a self righteous boyscout either.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I always saw Qui-Gon as the quintessential Jedi. A holy man but not a self righteous boyscout either.

It's kinda like he's balanced or something.

 

[Sneed F91]

I always saw Qui-Gon as the quintessential Jedi. A holy man but not a self righteous boyscout either.

It's kinda like he's balanced or something.

He's what I imagined Luke would end up being like after the OT instead of some pathetic old hobo prick.

Wise and compassionate but not so set in his ways that he wouldn't be open to new ideas. It helps he was played by based Liam Neeson.

Some people tried to argue that he shouldn't exist and that his role should have been that of Obi Wan's in TPM but I completely disagree. Qui Gon was the father Anakin never had.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

lol @ Qui-Gon being a "Gray Jedi." Nigga, he was the only real Jedi in that movie. Calling him gray sounds like some edgy early 2000s force.net gayness. Might as well put a fedora on him and give him some fingerless gloves while you're at it.

 

[Sneed F91]

lol @ Qui-Gon being a "Gray Jedi." Nigga, he was the only real Jedi in that movie. Calling him gray sounds like some edgy early 2000s force.net gayness. Might as well put a fedora on him and give him some fingerless gloves while you're at it.

Gray Jedi = Gay Jedi

 

[Kramer on the phone]

wasn't kyle katarn technically a grey jedi?

exactly, but the guy already admitted he didn't understand the term

 

[Ghostse]

Gray Jedi = Gay Jedi

Gay Jedi fighting the Thith.

 

[Kup]

If we're talking about Gray Jedi, the only reason they exist is so shitty writers and RPG gamers could have their Jedi shoot lightning out of their dicks and the retards who wrote them could attempt to justify it. It's why I violently reject the concept writing wise, because it's so blatantly designed for this and nothing else.

I actually like the definition you gave on Kyle and Luke @The Gangster Computer ; it actually works and makes sense to me. Also it's not the definition bad writers like Dave, the other eldritch monsters at LFL who "write" for them, and people who run Space Battles quests where their shit OC can shoot sith lightning out their hands and not turn into Dick Dastardley do, which is the "Haha light and dark equal, I can be good and crush peoples throats!".

Also joke's on you; I found the number of Jedi survivors and the number of Sith equally retarded.

This, anyone who has run a quality Star Wars campaign in their life did not acknowledge or humour “Grey Jedi” and any player trying to make one got put in their place.

Real men play mercenaries/bounty hunters, your character can be anything that way.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

Real men play mercenaries/bounty hunters, your character can be anything that way.

I am Booba Fatt, the crime lord with no crimes on record.

 

[Kup]

I am Booba Fatt, the crime lord with no crimes on record.

Don’t shit on my OC, I’ll go to Filoni and have him make Blorba canon……. oh wait

 

[HeyYou]

I'd almost have preferred the batshit leaks for Book of Baba Fett to be true at this point, because the show is instead doing something even worse: spinning its wheels so hard that it should be making people wonder why they're even watching.

 

[Sneed F91]

I'd almost have preferred the batshit leaks for Book of Baba Fett to be true at this point, because the show is instead doing something even worse: spinning its wheels so hard that it should be making people wonder why they're even watching.

Book of Boba Fett is what happens when you spend billions buying an IP and have to justify spending that much money by putting out content every few months from the IP regardless of quality.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I'd almost have preferred the batshit leaks for Book of Baba Fett to be true at this point, because the show is instead doing something even worse: spinning its wheels so hard that it should be making people wonder why they're even watching.

It's an entire filler show for Mandalorian at this point. And at this point it's probably going to need the Mandalorian making a cameo appearance to save it more than The Mandalorian needed Boba Fett.

 

[HeyYou]

It's an entire filler show for Mandalorian at this point. And at this point it's probably going to need the Mandalorian making a cameo appearance to save it more than The Mandalorian needed Boba Fett.

That's the worst part. I didn't even think it was possible to make Boba Fucking Fett a boring character, but they did it.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Yeah it was called Mostly Automatic. Real heartbreaking stuff dealing with isolation, loneliness, insanity, and making you wonder what's love and what's delusion and then questioning whether there's a difference.
View attachment 2906597

Spoiler

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Star-Wars-Tales-from-Mos-Eisley/Full?id=154979

As a nice bonus, it also began the trend of showing off different holochess pieces instead of recycling the same ones from ANH over and over again like Disney's been doing (closest being two unused and rejected concept pieces barely featured in disney's Solo that was just a recreation of the ANH holochess fight).
View attachment 2906603

And the lying bastard knows it, which is why he's doing this "play the waiting game" con to keep people viewing and subscribed. The guy is just a moronic cult leader or snake oil salesman who figured out the easiest way to fool gullible tards on youtube and he's going to keep riding the success train because these idiots send him money and presents for his bullshit, including bronze statues in his honor. Shit's messed up.

Its kind of freaking me out.

I think the first Lego Movie's success also escalated the fanbase to a whole new level of mainstream autism. That and the whole Lego Dimensions video game being fap fuel for crossover spergs.

Assuming its not Ahsoka, Space Aladdin will just be the Luke substitute for Filoni's nuThrawn Trilogy or the Joruus substitute, but knowing Filoni the Joruus substitute could also be a cloned Maul because its clear with all the Crimson Dawn shilling as of late that they do not want this fucker to stay dead despite there being nothing for him to do, not even a questionable game set in the post-legacy era like George planned.

So the 90's Star Wars comic had a great story with a Robo-Waifu in it.... And now we have a fucking rock?

wasn't kyle katarn technically a grey jedi?

It's more that he's too much of a giga-chad by usual Jedi standards.

 

[Creep3r]

I'm still standing by my opinion that this just a pit-stop before Mando S3 though.

So another legacy character being reduced to comedy filler for a different Disney OC show makes this show a good thing or justifiable? A Disney OC who they basically stole all of Boba's originals traits from? I'm sorry but that doesn't really justify the poor quality of this shit if it only exists to prop up Mandalorian some more. Its the same shit Disney's been doing with their films, comics and novels. Taking a legacy character, making them look like a retard and then having someone new they've created do a better job so they can look better by comparison get their own spinoff or just create a shitty new OC and give them all the exact traits of a legacy character but make them more obnoxious, bland or queer. Only character who seems to be remotely immune to this rule is Valance from the 80s comics who Disney-Marvel seem really determined to prop up for some bizarre reason, even giving him his own comic, while everyone else gets the bitch treatment.

lol @ Qui-Gon being a "Gray Jedi." Nigga, he was the only real Jedi in that movie. Calling him gray sounds like some edgy early 2000s force.net gayness. Might as well put a fedora on him and give him some fingerless gloves while you're at it.

When considering how questionably the jedi order was handling itself in the prequel era and how many of its modernist rules were causing more grief than solutions, being labeled a gray jedi by your peers for simply thinking that some of the new rules are dumb or that new generations of jedi are becoming too secular and distanced from the old view of things, you'd be inclined to take their admonishing insult as a badge of honor at some point too.

This, anyone who has run a quality Star Wars campaign in their life did not acknowledge or humour “Grey Jedi” and any player trying to make one got put in their place.

And if anyone did get a pass on that, any GM with a half a brain would make sure the faggot would come to regret their choice, and then they'll whine about the GM being a big old meanie for not letting them live out their edgelord fantasy of wanting to use the Force as a tool while still pretending he's an edgy good boy. A gray jedi should only ever mean a good light jedi disillusioned with the order, not some faggot who thinks he can be both sith and jedi and go around committing good or evil shit when he feels like it while shooting dark lightning out of one hand and light healing out of another because he thinks the Force should be his bitch. Save that for the Potentium retards as an enemy faction where they implode in on themselves.

 

[starborn427614]

Hayden's also going to be in the Ahsoka show in addition to Obi-Wan's.

Hayden Christensen Returning to ‘Star Wars’ With ‘Ahsoka’ Series (Exclusive)

Rosario Dawson is starring as fan-favorite character Ahsoka Tano.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[Adamska]

Hayden's also going to be in the Ahsoka show in addition to Obi-Wan's.

Hayden Christensen Returning to ‘Star Wars’ With ‘Ahsoka’ Series (Exclusive)

Rosario Dawson is starring as fan-favorite character Ahsoka Tano.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

So when does Vader get wrecked by one of the helicopter Inquisitors Dave is going to throw in there? Also when are the fetch quests on both shows going to meet up so Dave can coom at finally getting the validation this retarded motherfucker wants for writing worse than 75% of all Fanfic writers I've seen.