Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Christorian X]

i think they know seeing as how they track even bitcoin donations to obscure figures and pig is loudly squealing about it on his easily available social media accounts. unless ralph blocked the entirety of the alphabet social media socks.

Thats fair. I don't actually want anyone to put a thumb on the scale as its way better to watch him be solely the victim of his own consequences. That being said the mental image of him chimping out when being told America doesn't want him anymore is fantastic...

 

[Kramer on the phone]

She is an Aussie and if you are into the Culture War, her Twitter is a good read.

https://twitter.com/aimeeterese/with_replies

i actually know of her, she hasn't gotten a real face dox either, and wears an oversized wig. she's not that much more attractive than May.

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not to be mean but is walking on a boot/cast really that bad?

Also last i checked being handicapped at the airport is like being handicapped at the amusement parks, you skip the lines, this is unironically better for both of them, these tards are the types to cancel a bootycall because they have an erection. which is pretty much exactly what this is. there is literally no better place to have a cast on than the airport.

 

[The Big Dream]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this but I bet Ralph is going to Portugal to try to get drugs.

Has the poor bastard even been to Mexico much South America?

Airport drug bust arc when? Ralph is the kinda guy to think he's found the one ingenious way to slip through customs, probably using the folds of his gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT AHH HEARD. I'M AN AMERICAN TOURIST GOT DAMMIT
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gunt you dont have a fake vax card stfu, youre vaxed because it was more important to you to cope in vegas than see your dying mom who you probably hate for smacking your grape shaped mong head as a shitting squealing piglet.

 

[Jump]

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this but I bet Ralph is going to Portugal to try to get drugs.

Has the poor bastard even been to Mexico much South America?

No way is he going now that his Daddy backed out. He isnt brave enough to go anywhere outside of his comfort zone.

 

[Keranu]

Guys, this keeps getting more delusional, absurd and retarded.

I know there's no way to change Pantsu's horse brain, but really Pantsu, do you ever wonder why Ralph keeps going on these trips and leaving you behind?

Why he's not spending more time with you in the free world after dodging a jail sentence? That he brags about his fiancee but has zero intent on marrying you before your child's birth in a few months? That he's planning a bowling vacation just a couple weeks before Xandria is born?

Hell he talks way more about his son than his fiancee and daughter.

We've said many times that Ralph is unhinged, but he is really short circuiting this month. He is even more manic now after his trial than he was before it. I even thought Ralph might chill out for awhile and ride high on his victory.

Instead he's more indulged in internet drama than ever before and continues to resort to travel escapism. What is the point to these trips Ralph if you don't unplug and relax?

We're not even one month into 2022. This really might be the year his heart goes out or he suffocates on his own burger bites. Kinda depressing.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who taught Ralph human anatomy?
Did Dax break his ankle or foot? Which one is it Ethan? The whole thing is a lie, right? Cough up those lawyer fees first!
That's why you don't learn human anatomy from Blacked.com.

 

[z0mb0]

If his ID gets lost someone remember to call no give backs. Ralphs a europoor problem then.

 

[Null]

I bet this really chafes Dick's ass. I'm reluctant to shit on him because I don't have anything against him, but this is a significant injury with extreme irony. He wanted to have a cool trip with a friend in a country with whores and drugs like a young man would, but he's sustained one of the most geriatric injuries possible and now he's going to be nearly bedbound for weeks with Marie waiting on him. Breaking his ankle and being stuck at home with never-wife is literally the exact opposite of what he wanted to achieve this week.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Guys, this keeps getting more delusional, absurd and retarded.

I know there's no way to change Pantsu's horse brain, but really Pantsu, do you ever wonder why Ralph keeps going on these trips and leaving you behind?

Why he's not spending more time with you in the free world after dodging a jail sentence? That he brags about his fiancee but has zero intent on marrying you before your child's birth in a few months? That he's planning a bowling vacation just a couple weeks before Xandria is born?

Hell he talks way more about his son than his fiancee and daughter.

We've said many times that Ralph is unhinged, but he is really short circuiting this month. He is even more manic now after his trial than he was before it. I even thought Ralph might chill out for awhile and ride high on his victory.

Instead he's more indulged in internet drama than ever before and continues to resort to travel escapism. What is the point to these trips Ralph if you don't unplug and relax?

We're not even one month into 2022. This really might be the year his heart goes out or he suffocates on his own burger bites. Kinda depressing.

Again, it's clearly Ralph using Pantsu's account. Only Ralph Tweets like that.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Again, it's clearly Ralph using Pantsu's account. Only Ralph Tweets like that.

I can easily tell it's The Gunt just by the language he uses.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Guys, this keeps getting more delusional, absurd and retarded.

I know there's no way to change Pantsu's horse brain, but really Pantsu, do you ever wonder why Ralph keeps going on these trips and leaving you behind?

Why he's not spending more time with you in the free world after dodging a jail sentence? That he brags about his fiancee but has zero intent on marrying you before your child's birth in a few months? That he's planning a bowling vacation just a couple weeks before Xandria is born?

Hell he talks way more about his son than his fiancee and daughter.

We've said many times that Ralph is unhinged, but he is really short circuiting this month. He is even more manic now after his trial than he was before it. I even thought Ralph might chill out for awhile and ride high on his victory.

Instead he's more indulged in internet drama than ever before and continues to resort to travel escapism. What is the point to these trips Ralph if you don't unplug and relax?

We're not even one month into 2022. This really might be the year his heart goes out or he suffocates on his own burger bites. Kinda depressing.

Last night's "F Ralph Festival" and the chat with Mint has me wondering something.

tl;dr Mint said that Pantsu was instigating and egging on the whole mess.

Then I had a thought. Pantsu's entrance into Ralph's life as a lover is about the same time as FaiFai's first of two psychiatric holds and is when Ralph release the revenge porn and really started flying off the rails with gusto.

Could Pantsu really be pulling Ralphs strings and be the puppetmaster behind all this over the top insanity?

I bet this really chafes Dick's ass. I'm reluctant to shit on him because I don't have anything against him, but this is a significant injury with extreme irony. He wanted to have a cool trip with a friend in a country with whores and drugs like a young man would, but he's sustained one of the most geriatric injuries possible and now he's going to be nearly bedbound for weeks with Marie waiting on him. Breaking his ankle and being stuck at home with never-wife is literally the exact opposite of what he wanted to achieve this week.

Have we seen any proof of the alleged injury yet?

 

[Eternal Struggler]

So He's going alone?

God I feel very sorry for the poor folks who have to sit beside him for 8 hours. Imagine sitting next to him and he starts talking to you like: "OH YOU KNAW I RUN A LITTLE ONLINE SHOW CALLED THE KILLSTREAM YOU MIGHTA HEARD ABOUT ME ETHAN RALPH--" for several painful hours. Fun.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

So He's going alone?

God I feel very sorry for the poor folks who have to sit beside him for 8 hours. Imagine sitting next to him and he starts talking to you like: "OH YOU KNAW I RUN A LITTLE ONLINE SHOW CALLED THE KILLSTREAM YOU MIGHTA HEARD ABOUT ME ETHAN RALPH--" for several painful hours. Fun.

Oh God no.

It'll be "AN' EVERYONE WAS A FAIN OF MUH KILLSTREAM!".

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So He's going alone?

God I feel very sorry for the poor folks who have to sit beside him for 8 hours. Imagine sitting next to him and he starts talking to you like: "OH YOU KNAW I RUN A LITTLE ONLINE SHOW CALLED THE KILLSTREAM YOU MIGHTA HEARD ABOUT ME ETHAN RALPH--" for several painful hours. Fun.

Why would he need to tell them this when, statistically, they are very likely already fans of the stream?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ethan Ralph stepped off the plane to a hero’s welcome by all of Lisbon because Portugal is a HUGE fan of the killstream

Alogs seething!

And then the drugs Ralph wore off and he immediately started scrambling for booze before he remembered he’s Ethan Ralph

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Guys, this keeps getting more delusional, absurd and retarded.

Might not be as absurd and retarded as you think. Hear me out:
We heard the story that Andy told about Nora last night. We know how threatening and intimidating Ralph is towards his women. If you think he wouldn't do exactly the same thing to a his pregnant horse bride, you're fooling yourself.
Here's my schizo theory: Pantsu is being extremely supportive of Ralph's trip as subterfuge. She needs Ralph to leave the country to give her an opportunity to escape. Ralph has assuredly abused her on at least multiple occasions already. She knows what she's in for if she stays with him. It's a matter of physics at this point.
So... Ralph flies to Portugal in order to own Andy Warski. The minute the plane takes off to Lisbon, Pantsu returns to the Gunt Shack, packs up all her shit and flees to an undisclosed location. Ralph comes back, and everything he owns is gone. Computers, recording equipment, etc.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Have we seen any proof of the alleged injury yet?

not sure why a broke ankle would stop you from going on a dope trip anyway. Not to powerlevel but I straight up blew out my ankle 2 years ago almost as bad as you can without your foot actually falling off. Besides the first few hours when it was crazy swollen and painful it wasn't that big of a deal, you gotta gimp around but with some hobbling and/or a crutch you can get around just fine. Besides a broken ankle is probably necessary for gunt to be able to keep up, it's not like gunt is going to be rock climbing or jogging around, he's basically disabled himself.

 

[Beavis]

Might not be as absurd and retarded as you think. Hear me out:
We heard the story that Andy told about Nora last night. We know how threatening and intimidating Ralph is towards his women. If you think he wouldn't do exactly the same thing to a his pregnant horse bride, you're fooling yourself.
Here's my schizo theory: Pantsu is being extremely supportive of Ralph's trip as subterfuge. She needs Ralph to leave the country to give her an opportunity to escape. Ralph has assuredly abused her on at least multiple occasions already. She knows what she's in for if she stays with him. It's a matter of physics at this point.
So... Ralph flies to Portugal in order to own Andy Warski. The minute the plane takes off to Lisbon, Pantsu returns to the Gunt Shack, packs up all her shit and flees to an undisclosed location. Ralph comes back, and everything he owns is gone. Computers, recording equipment, etc.

Pantsu is a doormat desperate for any game even if it comes from being with an F list streamer. She knows Ralph cheats in her with hookers. Ralph will be the one to leave.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Might not be as absurd and retarded as you think. Hear me out:
We heard the story that Andy told about Nora last night. We know how threatening and intimidating Ralph is towards his women. If you think he wouldn't do exactly the same thing to a his pregnant horse bride, you're fooling yourself.
Here's my schizo theory: Pantsu is being extremely supportive of Ralph's trip as subterfuge. She needs Ralph to leave the country to give her an opportunity to escape. Ralph has assuredly abused her on at least multiple occasions already. She knows what she's in for if she stays with him. It's a matter of physics at this point.
So... Ralph flies to Portugal in order to own Andy Warski. The minute the plane takes off to Lisbon, Pantsu returns to the Gunt Shack, packs up all her shit and flees to an undisclosed location. Ralph comes back, and everything he owns is gone. Computers, recording equipment, etc.

I don't think May will ever leave Ralph.

May is too stupid, too lacking in any self worth and confidence to extract herself from the situation.

Ralph has his subservient breeder, and he will not let her go quietly even if she wanted to get away.