US Truck carrying 100 monkeys crashes in Pa., and now some are missing: Police

A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.

The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.

The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said.

Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662.

It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.

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Person who counted every crime in US and made a book about it titled "How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender" says "7 USC §2149(d) & 9 CFR §3.87 make it a federal crime for a monkey dealer to transport monkeys unless the monkeys are at all times securely contained within their enclosures."

 

[Feline Supremacist]

inb4 they all have genetically engineered AIDSpox or something

I bet Bill Gates did this

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Were they stored in barrels?

 

[The Lawgiver]

inb4 they all have genetically engineered AIDSpox or something

it happened with the Florida Herpes Monkeys, it could always happen again.

 

[Get Fisted]

it happened with the Florida Herpes Monkeys, it could always happen again.

the what

 

[The Lawgiver]

the what

It happened like sometime a year or 2 before the pandemic , Monkeys with herpes fatal to humans but not the monkeys escaped a lab or some shit, started inbreeding in the florida woods. If you look it up on internet search engines articles about it will probably show up.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

It happened like sometime a year or 2 before the pandemic , Monkeys with herpes fatal to humans but not the monkeys escaped a lab or some shit, started inbreeding in the florida woods. If you look it up on internet search engines articles about it will probably show up.

I think its only fatal if you're not treated and if the monkey has open, active herpes. It's like our a human cold sores but very bad if you don't get treatment right away.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Montour County is Pennsyltucky. They won't last a week before Jim Bob bags them all with his .30-30

 

[Johan Schmidt]

It begins

 

[Lone MacReady]

One is currently being rangled outside of light city, KFC seems to work surprisingly well.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I hope one of the escapees runs for Senate. I'd gladly vote for an actual monkey over the carpetbaggers and jackasses that are running right now.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I hope they turn up at a BLM rally.

 

[NJBear]

It begins
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I hope they make me governor of New Jersey. I make NJ a real Garden State and make sure all the rivers and streams are stocked with fish.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm unsure if I like this gritty reboot of Ape Escape.

Don't worry, they'll be able to find the monkeys easily thanks to the helmets with flashing lights on them.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I think its only fatal if you're not treated and if the monkey has open, active herpes. It's like our a human cold sores but very bad if you don't get treatment right away.

So what you're saying is "shoot on sight."

 

[Sundae]

The age of man has passed, long live the age of the monkey!

Seriously though I hope those monkeys are ok.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It happened like sometime a year or 2 before the pandemic , Monkeys with herpes fatal to humans but not the monkeys escaped a lab or some shit, started inbreeding in the florida woods. If you look it up on internet search engines articles about it will probably show up.

Someone..should dig up that lab and see if it was NIH funded.

Given what we have found out about Faucii and the NIH funding so far, and the fact he has been around for 4 Decades..I want someone far more autistic than I am to go through that 40 years of funding and find out exactly all the shit he has funded that we don't know about.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Really weird way to announce the prison bus had some escapes, but ok.

 

[Dysnomia]

Montour County is Pennsyltucky. They won't last a week before Jim Bob bags them all with his .30-30

I often forget how it's all trees, cows and rednecks outside of the cities. I haven't even heard of that county. Must be really out there.

One monkey is still at large according to local news. People are being told not to attempt to capture it. But people are stupid.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I often forget how it's all trees, cows and rednecks outside of the cities. I haven't even heard of that county. Must be really out there.

One monkey is still at large according to local news. People are being told not to attempt to capture it. But people are stupid.

How many turned into ApeCicles?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

If they make it to Philly who will know?

I can't believe I just noticed that was not a frost free refrigerator in that scene, yes I am still traumatized by the time the agent failed to disclose that fact when I rented an apartment years ago.

When did you rent that apartment, the 1960's? Frost-free refrigerators have been standard since then.