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Noticed Kelly’s Twitter avatar is Soft the Alligator, so “they” are just Kelly again on top of Photo the Hippopotamus. I should have known Kelly was batshit enough to have two fursonas.
Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure
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A Kelly public meltdown would probably consist of her uploading abhorrent naked pictures on her Instagram, interspersed with close ups of her ugly mug talking shit about anything and everything. In summary, just her usual shtick but with more ugly tits, sucide baiting and complaining.
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Maybe she's flirting with multiple personality disorder. If she's fishing for an explanation that would excuse her being a massive cunt to everyone, claiming it was an alter's fault might be the next strategy. She keeps collecting labels like Pokemon, so being plural is a possibility eventually.
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Makes sense. If Kelly can’t have a queer and/or poly relationship like Corissa and JULIANA, or Tess, Olly, and the hair guy, or Rebecca, Jackson, and Daniel, she can earn oppression points by having multiple personalities.
I just realized “Soft” probably comes from her previous usernames “softbodytendermind” or “SoftyTenders”. Also, Soft is a terrible name for an alligator. I thought alligators were supposed to be hard.
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Instagram please. Make sure to post your enormous, sagging udders alongside the chimpout wall of text for maximum laughs.
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That top one confuses the fuck out of me. Why WOULD you want to talk about your family with your sex work clients? Take sex work out. Why would you talk about family with any clients that you were having a one time transaction with? Like, imagine if the guy delivering your pizza started telling you about his kids. It’s unprofessional regardless, and when it comes to sex work downright dangerous. It’s a man posting it though, speaking for a profession that’s mostly women, and I’m surprised Kelly boosted it.
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If I looked like her and had her terrible personality I'd be very depressed, too.
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Kelly, having a SCOBY living under your fupa does not make you a community leader.
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Similar complaining on Twitter. This particular crisis seems directed quite specifically at the historial clothing recreation group she’s been going to, which is otherwise solely populated by women 15-20 years younger than her.
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I have a difficult time believing Kelly has ever been any type of leader or much more than superficially involved in any irl community. You have to have some people skills for that and no facts in evidence.
I do believe any group involvement where she believes herself to be a leader is actually Kelly being a wokescold and a Karen. Those are her innate qualities. Most people you meet will show some sparkle or some passion or joy. You may not understand what it is or enjoy what brings them joy, but you can see the spark and it makes them interesting and lively and alive.
Kelly has none of this. Her depression is so great that it envelopes everything. It is her. Sometimes elements of depression can make for great creativity. But with Kelly, it is as if she has never been anything other than dull.
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I do believe any group involvement where she believes herself to be a leader is actually Kelly being a wokescold and a Karen. Those are her innate qualities. Most people you meet will show some sparkle or some passion or joy. You may not understand what it is or enjoy what brings them joy, but you can see the spark and it makes them interesting and lively and alive.
Kelly has none of this. Her depression is so great that it envelopes everything. It is her. Sometimes elements of depression can make for great creativity. But with Kelly, it is as if she has never been anything other than dull.
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Kelly, not everyone is a leader. I'm not a leader in my field. I don't like risk-taking beyond roller coasters and trying a new ice cream flavor. I took the jab because I was afraid of spreading even more covid in my community after reading studies.
Why does everyone need to lead? Too many chiefs. Not enough Indians.
Why does everyone need to lead? Too many chiefs. Not enough Indians.
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She doesn't miss being a leader, she misses being popular in an online group.
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And she cannot put together she was both better-looking AND more pleasant when she enjoyed popularity. You don't have to be a beauty to be popular, but being well-groomed goes a long way.
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Kelly is discovering that she is getting older. Younger people generally don't want to have someone who is old enough to be their mom hanging around with them. It's awkward and sucks the fun out of it. Especially if that person has physical limitations you have to work around and finds so many things "problematic".
I wonder what the issue is specifically. Is it that they don't want to discuss the politics of the eras of fashion? Because maybe these people just want an escape from reality. You aren't a horrible person if you are looking for a hobby that allows you to forget about the world's problems for a little while.
Or did she complain that she can't attend an event because of family obligations and they failed to reschedule to accommodate her? From her tweets, this seems closer to the issue. She's probably mad that they didn't declare it would be pointless to have any activity if she couldn't be there. She needs to think she is the most important person in the room.
Kelly's problem is 100% her nasty personality. Sure, the fat is unattractive and she'll never be able to pull off historical fashion because bodies like hers weren't common in older eras. But the real reason no one wants her around is because she is a nasty, miserable human being. If she were nice, they'd probably be patronizing (and refer to her as the sweet old fat lady who joined) but they would genuinely enjoy her company. But Kelly is the type that makes you think "Thank God she couldn't make it today!" when she fails to show up to something and you start colluding with everyone to schedule things when you know she couldn't make it.
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Similarly I wonder if they told her they’d prefer no kids tagging along after Kelly brought the youngest to one of the events. Being as oppositional as she is, even getting any sort of gentle suggestion sends Kelly into a tailspin.
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> "I deeply miss being in groups where was a social leader, where I was admired. I miss feeling important and feeling desired in a variety of ways."
Sometimes I forget Kelly is an actual diagnosed narcissist, but never for too long, considering she constantly reminds us.
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So basically Kelly is too weird for the internet even. The most SJW and strange don’t get her. So exceptional.