LMAO. Fuck yeah the fat boy got cyberbullied to Portugal. Amazing. I guess he read my posts because he’s giving a thumbs up instead of his usual “sassy fat boy pointing at camera” pose.
He better break out the pointing pose while he’s all alone on a cold winter beach showing what a epic time he’s having alone in Lisbon.
He will probably think Lisbon is full of Killstream fans because locals will want to take photos with the pasty fat freak show man.
Birth classes are a waste of time, but it's a little weird that they aren't, idk, buying a crib and stuff.
So Null said that having kids is important and Ralph made two demon babies. Warski said that he'd like to move back to Portugal and Ralph flies to Portugal.
Is it possible for someone Ralph hates to say that they think their peak experience would be standing in traffic?
Ralph is really dumb and can only ape the ideas of others because he’s never had an original idea in his life. The best part is he couldn’t go to Vegas for the 6th time to escape Mantsu and his depressing existence because it was just more Kino Casino fuel.
He only copies other men and consumes marketing ploys. He thinks being a fat billboard for mall brands impresses ppl - hence his Armani purse, Timbo lift boots, whatever designer sunglasses, Members Only jacket, etc…
He’s just a dumb fat tick. He and May have a lot in common in that regard.
I think without the internet filling his empty head with the ideas of other men, his only activities in life would be smoking meth, watching wrasslin and getting fatter.
It’s just a shame Andy didn’t say his big dream in life was living in Venezuela and giving trannies blow jobs. I’m still gobsmacked a trip to Portugal was his grand answer to the internet laughing their ass off at him and his Vegas Baby!! trips. He’s going to be so busy with his dumb selfie stick trying to prove what a blast a sad fat man alone at the beach in winter is having.
It’s painfully obvious Ralph is depressed af about his ugly failed e-thot getting pregnant. Online he will go with it because he is stupid enough to think it somehow dabs on Faith and Null. He could never admit how fucking stupid his actions are. But he’s now forever tied to an YT anime tranny’s mentally ill sloppy seconds who has the personality of wallpaper and so insufferable not even incel weebs could tolerate her.
He will be paying child support for the next 18 years because he will not be able to live with Mother May and child for more than a few months. Let’s hope she can find another incredibly stupid fat man who will go with her to Ralph’s crack shack to “get her stuff” in August and give us another Gunt fight.
Somehow Portugal was the only option he could come up with to escape May for a week and lick his wounds since he couldn’t go back to Vegas again. Daddy Dick bailing on him makes it extra funny. I bet Ralph actually believed he was going to go.
Ralph needs to find that casino in Lisbon stat before he slits his wrists.
