Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Null]

We? What do you think he got the hooker? The veggie nuggies are pretty good ngl. Do you think she got a kid's toy?

 

[DickMain]

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This image will have new meaning after his European vacation.

How is he even allowed to leave the country? Wasn't he recently convicted of a crime and awaiting sentencing?

Pretty sure it was a suspended sentence, unless something changed since the last time I had read about it.

 

[LaurenLauren]

An obese alcoholic wearing a cardobard burgerking crown aimlessly roams the empty streets of Lisbon. Peak American culture.

 

[CamelToe]

We? What do you think he got the hooker? The veggie nuggies are pretty good ngl. Do you think she got a kid's toy?

By the angle of the pic, looks like he got himself a tall one

 

[Disheveled Human]

What pisses me off is if he waited like 4 months and had a vaccine passport his vacation could have been really good, lockdowns would most likely end and the hot weather would bring people out to party. Instead he chose to go during lockdowns without a vaccine pass during the off-season so he is further restricted in an already restricted place by himself.

 

[AbyssStarer]

A true Gunty King needs his crown!

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Did he waddle up to a rando and ask them to take this picture of him or what?

 

[RussianParasite]

By the angle of the pic, looks like he got himself a tall one

If by “tall” you mean over 5’1 yeah I guess.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Hope he got insurance on his rental car.

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And yes, when you go on holiday for a few days why wouldn't you update your location on Twitter just to own a guy who has been there over a dozen times?

Only some women change their locations when on vacation.

Portugal's obesity rate (24%), while a bit more than half that of the US, is still a significant amount. There are plenty of fatties in Portugal. Americans are notoriously fat but fatsos are not some rare unicorn in Europe like they are in Japan.

US defines obesity differently too. A USA XL size is like the world's XXXL. Ralph in his 5'1" self waddling around the empty streets of Winter Lisbon would be a walking "local attraction" to further point and mock fat Americans.

And this fat retard flew to a foreign country to visit a Burger King. Are ya winning there Ralph?

 

[byuu]

Warski is so owned now. Can't possibly go to a Burger King in Canada.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Lmao EVERYWHERE ELSE WANTED A VACCINE SO I WENT TO BURGER KING

This is one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen

 

[Tommy's Mom]

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Does the middle one have a plastic cover over her vagina? What the fuck IS that?

We? What do you think he got the hooker? The veggie nuggies are pretty good ngl. Do you think she got a kid's toy?

I think he's using the Royal "we" because he's wearing a crown. Honestly, what a fucking loser. He's no king, but he's definitely a royal disgrace.

 

[The Big Dream]

I am hereby begging the casinos of Lisbon to let Ethan in with his Burger King hat. Do it for the content, please.

 

[Fareal]

Lisbon is a lovely city that I have been lucky to visit numerous times.

It’s also not fucking warm in January and there’s no point running down to the Algarve for “winter sun” because the Algarve is bloody closed in January and also cold.

He really is just a fat retard.

 

[Marakart]

Well since drugs are legal there, there's worse places to be

Drugs aren't legal in Portugal, they're decriminalized. Get caught with too much of it you'll get arrested. Sell them, get arrested. Do them on the street, frowned upon. OD in your room, that's fine.

 

[thismanlies]

A true Gunty King needs his crown!

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Ladies and guntlemen. I present to you the King of the Wiggers.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

So he is visting another country where he knows no one and has no connections for vacation.... by himself...

Many people do that and travel just fine. It's Portugal, not Somalia lol!

If this lardball is capable of booking a hotel, he will be fine. Still a colossal fucking manbaby for going on an international trip just to spite someone else!

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Fuentes has turned on the Gunt during the subpoena process. New damning images have been released:

 

[Tommy's Mom]

OD in your room, that's fine.

I know that I'D be ok with Ralph ODing in his room. Rolling for this.

He really is just a fat retard.

He flew to Portugal, in January, so that he could eat at Burger King. We are way beyond "retard" at this point. This is uncharted territory.

 

[Love Machine]

Portuguese burger king. Certainly enjoying local cuisine and culture.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

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Ralph finally woke up from his jetlag and took four pictures that weirdly don't include any prostitutes. What a cuck, can't even get laid in Lisbon lol

I like that he had to take one of the pictures with him in it as a way to prove he was there lol

1sf and 3rd pic are taken at the castle. Same view, same lighting. 2nd picture is taken from a cab I assume going to the castle as it looks far more day light. The angle is really weird for someone taken on foot and the sunset taken in a cab on the way back to the castle. The same road as it hugs the coast and looks out to the bridge on one side and to Lisbon the other. The gate being an easy photo op as it's a large open space to be like oh shit something cool, take pic.

I reckon we should get an elevator shot tomorrow. The lift is a famous thing to do and takes you up to a walkway through a destroyed church. It's cool and chtist is kang and all that. Poor people in the lift with him. Although the lift is very large indeed. Carries like 20 people. You can see the lift and the church in the 3rd pic.