Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The horrors of being trapped in a domestic abuse situation are nothing to scoff at and my heart goes out to Adrienne. It must have been awful living with this sloppy drunk screaming at the top of his lungs about children and threatening her with murder (he admitted he thought about killing her).

Thankfully this story has a happy ending. Adrienne escaped her abusive relationship with Patrick and found a real man; one who would love her and care for her, make her ride his big 9 incher every night, and take care of her children including the one Patrick abandoned.
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Alas Fatrick has had the last laugh. Not only did he use and lose her, but now she's forever documented online along side one of the most blood boiling horror cows you could ever know. Same thing as Adam Stackhouse. His only crime was winning a contest. Her only crime was marrying a narcissistic freak. Both are now included in internet drama videos that are going to be publicly available forever.

The ultimate domestic abuse - forcing someone to be eternally documented in a Kiwifarms thread.
 
Alas Fatrick has had the last laugh. Not only did he use and lose her, but now she's forever documented online along side one of the most blood boiling horror cows you could ever know. Same thing as Adam Stackhouse. His only crime was winning a contest. Her only crime was marrying a narcissistic freak. Both are now included in internet drama videos that are going to be publicly available forever.

The ultimate domestic abuse - forcing someone to be eternally documented in a Kiwifarms thread.
well her part in this is mostly in the form of a picture of her straddling a man with a cock thick as a Tin of Crisps who she cuckolded patrick with. And since her and Jon seem to have a normal relationship with the internet I doubt it really means much to them.
 
But if you're in a domestic situation where you're married to the person, all of this things can be absolutely terrifying and effective. Even if you try to ignore or resist their "orders" they can punish you throw passive aggression, insults or abuse. If they talk down to you or over you every time you try to express a concern, it can make you want to stay silent. If you're insulted or guilt-tripped for disagreeing or speaking up, it can make you want to stay silent out of fear of upsetting them.

All of this would combine to make a living situation that's downright hellish. You couldn't speak your mind, express your feelings or make your own decisions without getting manipulated or gaslighted into submission.

I don't know if Patrick did any of this to his wife, and I'd never make the accusation in court. I'm merely saying if he did all this, it would be a fucking horror show to live with him.

That "Robin Williams and Depression as a Muse" blog really is an amazing peek into so much of Pat's psyche. The way he frames his breakup, they were a perfectly happy couple with zero problems whatsoever. Then one day, out of the blue, she drops an atomic bomb: I'm pregnant, I'm leaving you, I never loved you, I was never attracted to you, I never respected you, etc.

Patrick then makes sure to stress that his ex-wife lied when she said all of this. She still lies, to this day. The truth is she did love him, she was attracted to him, and she absolutely respected him. Anyone mentally healthy, who has been in previous romantic relationships, can cope with the reality of what happened at the end, even if you got your heart broken. Or cheated on, or your partner wasn't that into you when the puppy love stage ended.

But Patrick has been dumped once in his life, and it's such a goddamn tragedy that he's threatened to kill his ex, and to this day refers to her as a "traitor". All while she's raising his child and he's paying $0 in child support.

Normal people can look back on a past relationship and hopefully have some "I did this wrong, they did that wrong", Patrick needs to be the superhero who had his daughter stolen by the cruel traitor supervillain who he wants to murder for the good of humanity.
 
And the reason he probably did the stupid fake voice and used all the weird mannerisms was because he was trying to uphold the internet persona he uses while "fighting trolls."
I'm not sure. I don't think even Fat Rick thinks talking like an effeminate fairy makes him sound tough. It's more likely he just doesn't realize he's an effeminate fairy because of his crippling autism, much like he looks in the mirror and doesn't see the morbidly obese man everyone else sees.
 
That "Robin Williams and Depression as a Muse" blog really is an amazing peek into so much of Pat's psyche. The way he frames his breakup, they were a perfectly happy couple with zero problems whatsoever. Then one day, out of the blue, she drops an atomic bomb: I'm pregnant, I'm leaving you, I never loved you, I was never attracted to you, I never respected you, etc.

Patrick then makes sure to stress that his ex-wife lied when she said all of this. She still lies, to this day. The truth is she did love him, she was attracted to him, and she absolutely respected him. Anyone mentally healthy, who has been in previous romantic relationships, can cope with the reality of what happened at the end, even if you got your heart broken. Or cheated on, or your partner wasn't that into you when the puppy love stage ended.

But Patrick has been dumped once in his life, and it's such a goddamn tragedy that he's threatened to kill his ex, and to this day refers to her as a "traitor". All while she's raising his child and he's paying $0 in child support.

Normal people can look back on a past relationship and hopefully have some "I did this wrong, they did that wrong", Patrick needs to be the superhero who had his daughter stolen by the cruel traitor supervillain who he wants to murder for the good of humanity.
I've seen a lot of people say a relationship went wrong "all of a sudden, out of a blue." It's never actually ever happened like that in the history of time, but a lot of people say it. I have no idea which partner was the toxic one, or if they were both toxic, or what. But their were massive red flags and warning signs Patrick either didn't see or just ignored.

When one partner thinks highly of a relationship but another doesn't, it's usually because only one person's needs are being meant. Did she have a need to be a whore? Or did he have a need for control? Many questions.
 
I'm not sure. I don't think even Fat Rick thinks talking like an effeminate fairy makes him sound tough. It's more likely he just doesn't realize he's an effeminate fairy because of his crippling autism, much like he looks in the mirror and doesn't see the morbidly obese man everyone else sees.
If this was all a coincidence he wouldn't switch into it. The fact that he puts it on during a confrontation means it is on purpose.
 
If this was all a coincidence he wouldn't switch into it. The fact that he puts it on during a confrontation means it is on purpose.
Yes, but he doesn't know what it actually makes him sound like at all. He doesn't know he sounds like a gigantic faggot and that voice is not at all intimidating, except maybe to a smaller female actually stuck in a room with this psycho.
 
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Yes, but he doesn't know what it actually makes him sound like at all. He doesn't know he sounds like a gigantic faggot and that voice is not at all intimidating, except maybe to a smaller female actually stuck in a room with these psycho.
I don't think he's trying to sound intimidating. I think he's trying to sound superior. Refined, elegant and intelligent. He's older and more mature than you. You're the child, and he's the grown man who doesn't talk like a sassy black woman.

I just found out what else it reminds me of: the joke voice Angus Young does for "Big Balls."
 
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Yes, but he doesn't know what it actually makes him sound like at all. He doesn't know he sounds like a gigantic faggot and that voice is not at all intimidating, except maybe to a smaller female actually stuck in a room with these psycho.
The funny thing is I think he genuinely believes he is a tough guy, and sounding like that is his way of being eccentric. He knows it sounds effeminate but he's thinking it'll be a juxtaposition or something. He loves shit like that, like how he can say "my dyslexic editor."
 
Boston Brand- I'm also interested in hearing the stories about what an asshole Scalzi is. He has always pinged me as a jerk just from seeing his reaction to critics and trolls, but i've heard he looks down on the people that actually buy his books as well. He 100 percent was the guy who was bullied and like Pat always thought he was a special talented boy and becoming famous made him a massive bully and asshole.
 
Another con is in the books for our special piglet!

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He is so proud of his dumb 'choke hazard' joke he decides to retweet it.

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Someone reminds him to pay Quasi in the replies.

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The funny thing is I think he genuinely believes he is a tough guy, and sounding like that is his way of being eccentric. He knows it sounds effeminate but he's thinking it'll be a juxtaposition or something. He loves shit like that, like how he can say "my dyslexic editor."
I don't believe he even has the self-awareness for that. This is a man who thinks DeLoreans and black leather dusters are hip and that 'Fonald Plump' is a subtle reference. He's on the mental level that he probably serious believes that doing a Dr. Claw impression makes him sound intimidating.
 
I don't believe he even has the self-awareness for that. This is a man who thinks DeLoreans and black leather dusters are hip and that 'Fonald Plump' is a subtle reference. He's on the mental level that he probably serious believes that doing a Dr. Claw impression makes him sound intimidating.
He has to be legitimately retarted. I'm convinced that the Josiah scam could have gone on as long as he wanted it to.
 
I fucking hate 'Sports Pat' because he doesn't know shit. I didn't bother watching the game, just the highlights, and yeah, Rodgers had one last chance to get them in FG position but it just didn't work out, plus there was the blocked punt which has zero to do with Rodgers. A choke is when you're winning big and let the other team come back to win, fat fuck. The Rams are about to choke right now. That's what choking looks like, stupid. Not keeping it close the entire game just to lose by a FG. FAT.
 
I fucking hate 'Sports Pat' because he doesn't know shit. I didn't bother watching the game, just the highlights, and yeah, Rodgers had one last chance to get them in FG position but it just didn't work out, plus there was the blocked punt which has zero to do with Rodgers. A choke is when you're winning big and let the other team come back to win, fat fuck. The Rams are about to choke right now. That's what choking looks like, stupid. Not keeping it close the entire game just to lose by a FG. FAT.
Every take he has on a given topic is a bad one. It's shocking how consistently wrong he is about everything. Even the dumbest people tend to be knowledgeable or correct when it comes to certain subjects. Not Pat. He prides himself on being a sci-fi author but his grasp of science is childlike and his writing skills are pathetic.

And by that I don't just mean his stories, I mean his command of the English language is legitimately poor. A lot of his tweets are such a mess of awkward sentence structures and an internally inconsistent register cobbling together unnatural-sounding slang, malapropisms and straight up spelling errors, that they read like they were written by an ESL high schooler.
 
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