Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[moocow]

Everybody's so interested in how Portugal is going to treat him during his stay. I'm much more interested in how US Customs and Border Patrol are going to treat him upon his return. Shaolin Shakes-related chicanery aside, he's on a suspended sentence and traveling alone to a drug haven country with lax drug laws that's also known for sex trafficking. That could be a very fun conversation.

How can that plane carry such a massive meat-bearing monstrosity?

Dude, the Airbus A32x series doesn't fuck around. They're not Boeing planes -- these actually stay in the air, even with unbalanced loads like this one experienced with the pig strapped to a seat instead of straddling the aisle.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Do you think she got a kid's toy?

I know it's small but that's a mean way to refer to Ralph's dick.

 

[Wooper]

A plane ticket to Portugal: $300
A room at a Portuguese hotel: $50
A underage transvestite Portuguese prostitute: idk $100?
Dinner at a Burger King: $8.79
Totally owning Andy Warski by taking a trip to Portugal: Priceles..
Some things money can't buy.

 

[The Big Dream]

What do they call the Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Lisbon?

 

[Slimy Time]

A true Gunty King needs his crown!

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So beyond confirmation that he actually went on a flight to another country, leaving his baby momma at home, just to "own" someone over internet beef.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Everybody's so interested in how Portugal is going to treat him during his stay. I'm much more interested in how US Customs and Border Patrol are going to treat him upon his return.

If he's smart. which he isn't, he won't tell anyone which flight he's coming back on. It would be so easy for one of his many a-logs to fuck with him. They'd call up the DEA and claim that convicted felon Ethan Ralph is flying back to the US with drugs stuffed in his butt, just to guarantee that he gets finger-blasted by the cops. Don't do this, by the way. I'm seriously not advocating this, I'm just stating some of the easy possibilities.

 

[Image Reactions]

How many times has the forum been accessed from Lisbon in the last 24 hours?

 

[AltisticRight]

What do they call the Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Lisbon?

Ralph's bifurcated gunt.

 

[Tom Myers]

Andy dabbing on on the Gunt

 

[Slimy Time]

What do they call the Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Lisbon?

Burger King

www.burgerking.pt

I don't think they have it. They have double and triple stacks, maybe it's called something else.
God forbid the pig actually tries something resembling local cuisine. You know, food you wouldn't eat outside Lisbon.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

What do they call the Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Lisbon?

The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Andy dabbing on on the Gunt

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$14.95 for Burger King?! I wouldn't brag about that, Andy. Jesus, Canada really is collapsing isn't it? Andy literally just posted the in-store prices. Canada is fucked, and Lord Humungous is laughing his ass off right now.

 

[High Tea]

A true Gunty King needs his crown!

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Ralph owns a Burger King crown. There were no street vendors he could buy food from in a large city. Ralph does not touch his surroundings. Lack of bystanders in nearly every photograph. No food. Green screen vacation.

 

[Null]

$14.95 for Burger King?! I wouldn't brag about that, Andy. Jesus, Canada really is collapsing isn't it? Andy literally just posted the in-store prices. Canada is fucked, and Lord Humungous is laughing his ass off right now.

Canadian dollars, so about $3.50

Try paying 25 Swiss Francs for a regular burger and fries in Geneva airport like I have. That hurts.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

We? What do you think he got the hooker? The veggie nuggies are pretty good ngl. Do you think she got a kid's toy?

Scammed out of a Happy Meal, no class…

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Andy dabbing on on the Gunt

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it really does show how bad being fat is, Warski is a braindead drug addict with a zoomer look, but he still wins because the alternative is chubby

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Burger King

www.burgerking.pt

I don't think they have it. They have double and triple stacks, maybe it's called something else.
God forbid the pig actually tries something resembling local cuisine. You know, food you wouldn't eat outside Lisbon.

He won't be able to get into many if any restaurants because he isn't vaxxed. He's probably going to be stuck eating fast food and room service for his entire stay.
Not that he'd care. You don' t get to Ralph's size without eating processed shit all day. It's what he loves.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Lmao EVERYWHERE ELSE WANTED A VACCINE SO I WENT TO BURGER KING

This is one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen

for the love of god just lie,

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I just couldn't imagine going all the way to a coastal city in EU and eating trash american fast food. Even in the off season and even if you're a broke fat fuck there's tons of places in lisbon where you can get amazing cheap seafood, shit you would pay 100+ for back in hickville usa is pennies there and the quality is far above what you'd experience in a richmond dumpster.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

$14.95 for Burger King?! I wouldn't brag about that, Andy. Jesus, Canada really is collapsing isn't it? Andy literally just posted the in-store prices. Canada is fucked, and Lord Humungous is laughing his ass off right now.

I mean, that's a bit less than 12 USD, so while not great it's not quite as outrageous.