Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[BoomerSperg1922]

We never did find an obit for his sister, not sure Ridley will get one from them either.

Don't think he's dead, though, he went to some other con after the one he got kicked from and after he stopped posting on twitter. He's gone quiet for months before; he'll pop up eventually.

Hopefully when he pops back up we get another fedex level meltdown

 

[Karen™]

He's still kicking and screaming somewhere, but my guess is that he's retreated to Discord.

Archive link is fucky: https://archive.is/rkrae

If he did shuffle off this mortal coil, any idea on what name the obituary would be under?

I think it's really sweet how you think anybody in the world (besides us, of course) cares enough about him to write an obituary when he dies

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I think it's really sweet how you think anybody in the world (besides us, of course) cares enough about him to write an obituary when he dies

Think of his parents being the only ones who care enough to get an obituary written, while simultaneously making sure it refers to Ripley as male and with his real name.

 

[Old Fart]

If he did shuffle off this mortal coil, any idea on what name the obituary would be under? He of course made a huge deal about his name change...

If he's dead, he won't make a big deal of anything much, really, on account of being... dead. But I'd agree he is the type to return as a poltergeist.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Rapelay Rage Olive Violent Tard Storm, also known as Bred Gay Tangent Lame Cuck.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

If he's dead, he won't make a big deal of anything much, really, on account of being... dead. But I'd agree he is the type to return as a poltergeist.

He'll haunt the FedEx where that employee told him to GTFO for wearing diapers.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Think of his parents being the only ones who care enough to get an obituary written, while simultaneously making sure it refers to Ripley as male and with his real name.

The DSP subform has those group birthday card things that everyone there signs for some of dsp's pay pigs. I think it's two years running now that Derich, a notoriously disgusting pornsick orbiter, gets a birthday card signed by the forum. Good times had by all.

What I'm saying is, if we can crowd together get someone a happy birthday card, why can't trolls crowd together and get somebody a real tombstone? Obits aren't enough for our furry. You know, something real classy, with his preferred pronouns intact.

"Here Lies Ravioli Violent Turdfest Shitstorm. They/them, ace non-binary transexual, faggot, yiffer, degenerate cosplayer, diseased penis. Godjesus called xim home."

Just kidding I'm pretty sure that's probably not possible. (...?) But I'm pretty sure you can make digital remembrances or whatever for deceased people. I know I've seen those things floating around online.

I'm just saying, come the big day, he can rest easy knowing somebody will remember him.

 

[Miss Misery]

We never did find an obit for his sister, not sure Ridley will get one from them either.

Yeah we did, she was a semi-famous musician. We didn't find one for recently deceased granny...I think.

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

Yeah we did, she was a semi-famous musician. We didn't find one for recently deceased granny...I think.

Right, I meant in the sense that there wasn't anything in an obituary section of a paper -- there were articles a year or more after her death about posthumous music releases. Could be I'm just splitting hairs though.

 

[JaneThough]

Yeah we did, she was a semi-famous musician. We didn't find one for recently deceased granny...I think.

Fuck imagine having two kids and God takes that one and leaves you with Ravioli Diapershit.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fuck imagine having two kids and God takes that one and leaves you with Ravioli Diapershit.

I’m reminded of the Dewey Cox film where his dad just says, “Wrong kid died god damnit,” for the whole movie.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Fuck imagine having two kids and God takes that one and leaves you with Ravioli Diapershit.

You know, Ravioli had his shit together enough to not be a disgrace, he wasn't as successful as his sister, but from what has been dug up I'd not be ashamed if he was my son. Then his sister died and he started skin walking. That's the worse part. They lost a daughter and then had a son go batty afterwards and try to replace her, and in the process shit on her memory.

 

[Pickle Man]

https://twitter.com/SomethingPurpul/status/1485309277313007616

Their still alive.

 

[Cowpies]

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https://twitter.com/SomethingPurpul/status/1485309277313007616

Their still alive.

Jesus fuck he's wearing a bib in public. Probably has the diaper on too.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

You know, Ravioli had his shit together enough to not be a disgrace, he wasn't as successful as his sister, but from what has been dug up I'd not be ashamed if he was my son. Then his sister died and he started skin walking. That's the worse part. They lost a daughter and then had a son go batty afterwards and try to replace her, and in the process shit on her memory.

My theory is that the daughter was the favorite and then when she died, he tried to take up the mantle as the daughter. However the issue is that the daughter was a brilliant musician and he's just at the most mediocre that got worse as he trooned out.

So now he's constantly trying to make himself look good by puffing himself up and saying he's had so many positions and jobs. But in reality, he's just someone that doesn't want to work and wants to grift his troubles away.

 

[Karen™]

Thanks, @Pickle Man! Glad to have confirmation that our man hasn't changed a bit.

Jesus fuck he's wearing a bib in public. Probably has the diaper on too.

I'm pleased to inform you that Rioley and his boyfriend went shopping in their diapers. Unfortunately, the former stayed behind the camera, but here's some Islamic content to liven up his thread.



The sawg is bonkers

Spoiler: ladies be shopping (obviously nsfw)

Same "outfit" all day:

Spoiler: images

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

I'm pleased to inform you that Rioley and his boyfriend went shopping in their diapers.

Initially I thought to myself, obviously he went shopping in diapers. He always wears them. Didn’t realize it was just diapers. His sisters death destroyed his brain. I don’t even want to know about the other diaperfag.

yea I do.

 

[Pickle Man]

Initially I thought to myself, obviously he went shopping in diapers. He always wears them. Didn’t realize it was just diapers. His sisters death destroyed his brain. I don’t even want to know about the other diaperfag.

yea I do.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/angela...methingpurpul-khatalyst-emopandahusky.101530/

Have fun, that thread is what lead me to that picture and this thread.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Obits can say anything the family wants. They’re not official or legal in any sense, just sentimental and a way for the family to let their community know about services, etc. Rioley’s legal name is Ripley Violet Tempest Storm, but his family could list it under Brett “Ripley Violet Tempest Storm” Lemke. Or Brett “Rioley” Lemke, or Ripley Violet Brett Storm, or one of any number of fun combinations.

They should just list it under “Spotted Dick”.

 

[FramerGirl420]

I get that it’s a seedy sex shop, but I’m still shook that there’s places that allow these people (derogatory) to enter their shops wearing only a diaper and t shirt.

However, I’m loving the juxtaposition of that dude being fully masked up, while squishing his all over their product displays.