Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph going to Burgerking is pathetic, but it also shows how little he researched before going.
For me personally, if I had to travel to a country all by myself I would’ve built up a rough itinerary of restaurants and places I wanted to go and even planned out how I would get from A to B. Hit some local cafes that got good reviews and all that.

Ralph was just furiously typing in his passport and ticket information through a film of steamy tears just trying to own Andy’s, it didn’t matter where he was going as long as he could say he’s there. Again if he wasn’t so preoccupied with trying to own Andy he would notice that it looks bad you travel all that way to get something you get back home.

Shame Andy didn’t discover he has Somali blood and wanted to go back to Somalia .

 

[DragoonSierra]

Until you involve the Internet, the phone system, or anything that confers federal jurisdiction, whereupon the effective age is 18. So any sexy pictures change hands, even if the sex itself was legal, the product is federally CP if one of the participants was under 18. Also as recently pointed out here, while apparently it is legal to travel to have sex with a 16 year old, if it's the other way around, it violates the Mann Act, and again, you're on the hook federally.

So in other words most modern means of contacting anyone these days would put it under federal jurisdiction and thus make it illegal to travel to have sex with a 16 year old. Correct?

 

[DickMain]

I should probably pay more attention to their monopoly money. What quantity of food did Andy buy? I can't remember the last time I ate at Burger King, but if he only got a single combo meal, $12 is pretty bad.

Could you quit posting images half the size of my fucking desktop so I could read this thread

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Could you quit posting images half the size of my fucking desktop so I could read this thread

No.

 

[3-2-1836]

How about just not fucking anyone under the age of 21? Always take them to a bar on the first date. If they can't get in, it's an immediate No Go. Then you don't have to worry about any of these legal grey areas.

Fake IDs :^)

I mean that's how one of Reality King's starlets back in like 2011 turned out to be a 15 year old because she stole the identity of some prostitute in Nevada.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The fat Alcoholic is probably not even getting drunk on honest to God Porto wine. He is probably paying out extra bucks for shit tier American Bourbon. From the hotel.

Gunt is a walking a meme for the fat Amerilard goblin in Yurope. An honest to God international embarrassment.

 

[DickMain]

The fat Alcoholic is probably not even getting drunk on honest to God Porto wine. He is probably paying out extra bucks for shit tier American Bourbon. From the hotel.

Gunt is a walking a meme for the fat Amerilard goblin in Yurope. An honest to God international embarrassment.

Once had a european friend explain that his country's image of a typical American is 'Florida Man', so I guess that continues to prove itself.

 

[MadStan]

For a worthless reason he travels to Portugal, and as the biggest flag to wear showing you are an uncouth, red neck, fucking waste of a human being what could you do?

Why, ignore the fine food of Portugal and bullshit us all you couldn't get your hands on any and "had to eat at a Burger King". Horseshit. Dinoshit.

I am Jack's wasted life; and am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

 

[变性黑鬼]

The year is 2033, Ralph has shocked everyone and stayed involved in his daughter's life somehow (I know that is unbelievable but just suspend your disbelief and go with it.) Xandrina comes home from school all excited, she rushes inside and runs up to her father, jumping up and down saying "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"
Ralph responds "What babygirl?"
"Daddy you'll never believe it! I got the lead part in the school play!"
"That's great babygirl"
"It's next wednesday night, you'll come won't you?"
"Whoa babygirl Daddy has to fly to Italy to show that piece of shit son of a bitch Dingo that I'm a KING and he's a pussy ass loser"
"But daddy I'm the lead in the play... and I really want you to come. It'll be lots of fun, I wanna show you how good I am."
"No babygirl I can't and you just gotta understand that. You can't abort the retort, it was here before you were and a man has to keep his priorities straight"
Xandrina slumps and a frown comes over her face as she says "Okay Daddy I understand." She then turns around and walks up to her room where she lays in her bed the rest of the night, listening to her father scream at people on the internet for hours on end.

Him making it to 2033 is the most unrealistic part of this

 

[Pointless Sperg]

There are technicalities of such prosecutions that allow some people through the cracks, but if you're traveling anywhere, or soliciting anyone to travel where you are, to commit some sex act that would be illegal anywhere that has jurisdiction over it, and it involves anyone under 18, you are rolling the dice. Bigtime.

Rule of thumb: Don't sext people.

I can't think of anyone in recent memory who's been Mann Acted because their 16-year-old girlfriend went for a day trip to casually bang them across a nearby border. All the cases I can think of involved some sort of graphic grooming online.

But you're right, the Mann Act was abused for all sorts of bullshit prosecutions back in the early-mid 20th century. (I wish they'd still call it by its original name, the "White Slave-Traffic Act")

This is why when foreigners trash America in front of me I just claim to be Canadian because there's no way to defend this as even human behavior. When we send these subhuman apes abroad, we aren't sending our best. Sad. Many such cases.

Hey, some of us, I assume, are good people!

So in other words most modern means of contacting anyone these days would put it under federal jurisdiction and thus make it illegal to travel to have sex with a 16 year old. Correct?

No. The Mann Act is specifically concerned with transporting people, not traveling to meet people.

However many states *do* have anti-sexting laws that limit what can be said. As long as the discussion is kept clean though, it's not illegal. i.e. don't send "I AM CUMING 2 FUK U".

There's a reason To Catch a Predator never had the "girls" be 16. They're always like 13-15 to remove any ambiguity.

How about just not fucking anyone under the age of 21? Always take them to a bar on the first date. If they can't get in, it's an immediate No Go. Then you don't have to worry about any of these legal grey areas.

Late but, in most countries that's not a thing. In some countries you can be 16 and legally drink at a bar. In a few you can be 13. And in *MOST* countries the age is 18 but nobody gives a shit. Go to Mexico and you'll find 15 year olds at bars all the fucking time. NO COUNTRY gives as much of a shit about drinking age like the US does.

 

[General Insomnia]

There's a reason To Catch a Predator never had the "girls" be 16. They're always like 13-15 to remove any ambiguity.

Almost exactly last year Hansen caught an 18 year old trying to hook up with a 15 year old. Perverted Justice had some skeletons but Hansen is an out and out hack fraud has-been.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

DO SOMETHING INTERESTING FAT BOY. FFS.
Pathetic.

 

[Wodanaz]

It really was true what Null said about gunt after all the downward spiral of the corn. Everything Ralph does now, he does it out of spite. His entire existence is sustained purely by spite.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph confirms that he has met up with the paypig he mentioned who "has to work after 1"
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no ralph doesnt have a listener in libson, i flat out dont believe him. hes there alone like a sad little manlet, wearing his bk crown like a child ignoring any opportunity to take in local culture he spent thousands to see.

 

[Fivehead]

Kind of looks shoop'd.

 

[SargonF00t]

So has someone gone with Gunty to Portugal?

Is he really going to do shows from there?

 

[Lame Entropy]

Ethan should try to make his best impression on the locals since he’s representing burger land. I suggest he walk around Portugal wearing his fine Gucci sunglasses and his very expensive luxury man purse.
The good people of Portugal will be in awe of his kingly lifestyle and not at all target him, I’m sure of it.

 

[Fannyscum]

It really was true what Null said about gunt after all the downward spiral of the corn. Everything Ralph does now, he does it out of spite. His entire existence is sustained purely by spite.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I got ahold of all of Ralph's vacations photos. I'm actually impressed. He managed to hit every famous landmark in Portgual. Andy Warski: Eternally BTFOed.

Alobaca Monastery

Belem Tower

Bengali Cave

Dom Luis Bridge

Pena Palace

Praco Do Comercio

Quinta Da Regaleira

 

[Retink]

Maybe Ralph will get bored and try to convince CRP to come hang out with him.