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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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It's shit like this that just provides more evidence that Ralph got a major payout for his mom either life insurance or a settlement with the hospital with as much money as he's wasted this year.
This is my theory on any money he might have, and why he didn’t sue the hospital since filing lawsuits is in wigger DNA. Hospital threw some settlement offer to avoid a protracted lawsuit, settlement offer cost them far less than a few weeks of lawyers billable hours.

But it could not have been that big of a payout considering he got a Nissan truck. Ralph would pretend dead mom’s blood money to pretend his streaming career isn’t DOA.
 
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It's shit like this that just provides more evidence that Ralph got a major payout for his mom either life insurance or a settlement with the hospital with as much money as he's wasted this year.
"Remember that while I'm overseas that I still need money to get my son away from that whore with the loose pussy. This thousand bucks can't go towards that! That money's already been budgeted for kawntint that didn't exist until just now. God is great or whatever bullshit magic words I gotta say to get you to donate. No refunds retards!"
 
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It's shit like this that just provides more evidence that Ralph got a major payout for his mom either life insurance or a settlement with the hospital with as much money as he's wasted this year.
How much did it cost PPP and Null and whoever else was on the call to get Adrienne Blair (who would go on to abort the retort in court) to dish on Ralph? Was it zero dollars? I bet it was zero dollars. Funny how people are willing to shit on Ralph for free but he has to pay money to get people to dump on people he dislikes.

Imagine how much of this whole incident Ralph could have avoided by paying that $1000 to Andy in the first place as compensation for work on Ralph's show.

:gunt: just wigger things :gunt:
 
This is my theory on any money he might have, and why he didn’t sue the hospital since filing lawsuits is in wigger DNA. Hospital threw some settlement offer to avoid a protracted lawsuit, settlement offer cost them far less than a few weeks of lawyers billable hours.

But it could not have been that big of a payout considering he got a Nissan truck. Ralph would pretend dead mom’s blood money to pretend his streaming career isn’t DOA.
I agree, everyone jokes about how poor his finances must be but he clearly does have some fairly liquid nest egg. Sure he stays in cheap places in Vegas but taking 4 trips anywhere in the span of a few months isn't cheap, let alone tacking on an international trip and a new car (plus lawyer fees etc.)
 
I agree, everyone jokes about how poor his finances must be but he clearly does have some fairly liquid nest egg. Sure he stays in cheap places in Vegas but taking 4 trips anywhere in the span of a few months isn't cheap, let alone tacking on an international trip and a new car (plus lawyer fees etc.)
It’s probably why Neigh was so hot and bothered to hop on his Gunt and get knocked up. I can only imagine how Ralph bragged about getting money off his dead mother’s slip and fall to entice her.

It makes it extra funny he just leaves her home alone to “follow his passions” of pissing all his money away on gambling and hookers. Ralph did a much better job at pretending to be madly in love with Faith.

May’s child support payments are going to be $50 a month at the current burn rate.
 
This is my theory on any money he might have, and why he didn’t sue the hospital since filing lawsuits is in wigger DNA. Hospital threw some settlement offer to avoid a protracted lawsuit, settlement offer cost them far less than a few weeks of lawyers billable hours.

But it could not have been that big of a payout considering he got a Nissan truck. Ralph would pretend dead mom’s blood money to pretend his streaming career isn’t DOA.
Yeah, I think it was some wigger jackpot payout like 30-50k. That lets him go on these shitty vegas spending trips, take spite trips to europe, put down a down payment on his truck (hey, john bolton, infiniteslick, and shinchan256b will pay off the rest!), and put bounties out for interviews.

It’s probably why Neigh was so hot and bothered to hop on his Gunt and get knocked up. I can only imagine how Ralph bragged about getting money off his dead mother’s slip and fall to entice her.

It makes it extra funny he just leaves her home alone to “follow his passions” of pissing all his money away on gambling and hookers. Ralph did a much better job at pretending to be madly in love with Faith.

May’s child support payments are going to be $50 a month at the current burn rate.

They look at total income when it comes to child support. I doubt they use legal payouts or life insurance, but they can take the last few years of income (and if he's lying on his taxes, and issue an audit) and see what he needs to pay. Ralph would get fucked her with this since his show is dying and viewer count is dropping. Used to work with a guy in a call center who used to be a trucker and he was getting raped by child support since they were valuing him at a trucker's salary instead of barely above minimum wage at the call center.
 
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I agree, everyone jokes about how poor his finances must be but he clearly does have some fairly liquid nest egg. Sure he stays in cheap places in Vegas but taking 4 trips anywhere in the span of a few months isn't cheap, let alone tacking on an international trip and a new car (plus lawyer fees etc.)
hes wigger rich, theres lots of people who luck into money but have fucked priorities, ralph could invest in a decent non wigger car and not living in a ghetto rent home but that cuts into his whore fund. hes the deadbeat black dad who spends all the bread fund on a nissan truck with shit financing because of all his pointless wigger debt feuds with his kids complaining of hunger being a more than acceptable downside cost for the gunts spending habits. hes probably actually not poor rn physically hes just locked in the wigger-nigger poverty mindset that ensures that he will be and besides his vices will always live like he is regardless.
 
Turns out Andy didn't have to do anything to drain Ralph of his resources, Ralph is doing a good job on his own.

Andy was also right on the vaccine rubbish. Ralph flew to Portugal to dine at Burger Kang! He reminds me of the American tourists I met in Japan eating McDonald's. At least Asian McDonald's offer localised "fusion" versions that can actually be quite good because it's considered middle class food (no joke). What does a Burger King in Portugal offer that's not found on an American menu? At least Chinese KFC offers really good Portuguese tarts.

Christ is (Burger) King! Destroy the a-logs, Ethan.
 
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As stated above, Ralph went to BK while in another country, instead of having local food. What a waste of a human.
 
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