Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Retink]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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The Pincho de gambas com arroz was the second cheapest item in the the Peixes section of the menu (19,50 €) and the Toucinho do céu is 7,50 €. Truly Ralph is eating the meal of kings.

Total of €82 ($92.86) for some good ol' scrimpf and mayo (4 ct.) with a side of rice and a light dessert.

I'm pretty sure that anything with shrimp as the main aspect at a restaurant is a scam, unless it's something like pasta with shrimp mixed in as at least you're getting something filling. Usually if it's shrimp as the main, you'll get at most 5 shrimp for an insane markup compared to any other seafood option, and I'm pretty sure most people have figured this out, how Ralph hasn't is beyond me.

I'd also be unreasonably pissed if I paid 62$ and was brought a cup with 4 shrimp sloppily dumped on top of some mayo. There's no world in which that price makes sense with how shit the presentation is, and I'd probably try to get it returned or something because it's just a rip off.

 

[Frog Ken]

It was all worth it, Ralph won again!!

 

[CryptoHermit]

I'm pretty sure that anything with shrimp as the main aspect at a restaurant is a scam, unless it's something like pasta with shrimp mixed in as at least you're getting something filling. Usually if it's shrimp as the main, you'll get at most 5 shrimp for an insane markup compared to any other seafood option, and I'm pretty sure most people have figured this out, how Ralph hasn't is beyond me.

FEAR THE INDOOR SHRIMP FARMER. New ralph arc?

 

[Hair and Nails]

It was all worth it, Ralph won again!!

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Funny that they don’t quite translate their menu for Portugal. Almost like it’s a English spot for American Tourists. Shame because in Brazil a cheeseburger is a “xburger” and “long Texas” is just referred to as Chile.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does this Gunt-logic make sense to anyone at all? He somehow thinks he's owning someone by blowing a few grand to eat Burger King in a foreign country? Where is the logic here?

The man is a literal retard. He doesn't even think. It's just pure schizo lunacy.

His feelings were hurt and ego took a merciless beating, he was making decisions based on pure emotional trauma and irrational rage (and the need to escape his clingy pregnant horse). The L was too massive for him to handle.

I just find it hilarious that Kino Kasino denied him an escape to the comforting bosom of Vegas, the only city he can forget about his miserable existence and pregnant horse for a few precious hours. His trip to Lisbon cost him 3 trips to Vegas. Sad. And when he gets back to Richmond, his GF is still there and ever closer to birthing a guntling.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

helpful infograph for the trip day #2

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abroad: ralph is dining with a nice boy in portugal eating 55 euro bottles of "com mayionnaise"
at home: pantsu is listening to nigger music about being played and breaking up

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She’s definitely banging someone while Ralph is away

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

The fat Alcoholic is probably not even getting drunk on honest to God Porto wine. He is probably paying out extra bucks for shit tier American Bourbon. From the hotel.

Gunt is a walking a meme for the fat Amerilard goblin in Yurope. An honest to God international embarrassment.

I'm willing to bet that Tradcath Ralph will act like a bugman and take photo's in churches, probably doing that soy point he loves

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Imagine being cyberbowled so hard you have to flee the country and eat mayonnaise

Maybe he'll bring his mayonnaise date to a football (soccer) game.

 

[Marakart]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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The Pincho de gambas com arroz was the second cheapest item in the the Peixes section of the menu (19,50 €) and the Toucinho do céu is 7,50 €. Truly Ralph is eating the meal of kings.

Total of €82 ($92.86) for some good ol' scrimpf and mayo (4 ct.) with a side of rice and a light dessert.

Calling Toucinho do céu a cheesecake, what a moron. It's not made with cheese, not even milk.
Also, that's a very expensive restaurant. Even in Algarve you could get the same for less than half of what he paid.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Calling Toucinho do céu a cheesecake, what a moron. It's not made with cheese, not even milk.
Also, that's a very expensive restaurant. Even in Algarve you could get the same for less than half of what he paid.

Cornbread?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

He has a "fake" vax card

If that's true, this would be a really easy way to fuck him over. All an a-log would have to do, if they were so inclined, would be to wargame which restaurants and tourist attractions Ralph is likely to visit, and then email a photo of Ralph to the management of each place with a note explaining that a fat American with COVID is travelling through Portugal with a fake negative test and a fake vaxx pass, trying to infect as many people as possible. Don't do this, by the way. I'm just pointing out what's possible.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Also, that's a very expensive restaurant

his feelings were hurt that everyone was dunking on him for the burger king so he went to the most expensive spot he could get into and ordered the cheapest shit on the menu. truly a high roller

 

[Berrakh]

Portugal sounds nice tbh. Imagine what a stable person might get out of it.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

She’s definitely banging someone while Ralph is away

She's actually fucking Andy Warski.

 

[Retink]

his feelings were hurt that everyone was dunking on him for the burger king so he went to the most expensive spot he could get into and ordered the cheapest shit on the menu. truly a high roller

It's even funnier because each time he goes to an expensive place he gets ripped off, whether it's 4 shrimp on mayo or a flank of unseasoned meat from Sinatra. There are probably far better fancy places that will serve you food that doesn't look like it came from Fire Festival.

 

[Love Machine]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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The Pincho de gambas com arroz was the second cheapest item in the the Peixes section of the menu (19,50 €) and the Toucinho do céu is 7,50 €. Truly Ralph is eating the meal of kings.

Total of €82 ($92.86) for some good ol' scrimpf and mayo (4 ct.) with a side of rice and a light dessert.

The rice looks tasty.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

You have to admit, there is nothing more "Trad" than leaving your pregnant wife at home while you piss your money away eating Burger King in a different country.

RALPHAMALES KEEP WINNIN!

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

You guys are missing the greater plan here. Ralph saw how much Andy and PPP made off of the " Fuck Ralph Festival" stream and he thought to himself, " I'mma show these losers wut's Wut bah spendin more money on this trip than they earned in superchats!"

Brilliant 4D chess power move by the Ralphamale.

 

[Slimy Time]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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The Pincho de gambas com arroz was the second cheapest item in the the Peixes section of the menu (19,50 €) and the Toucinho do céu is 7,50 €. Truly Ralph is eating the meal of kings.

Total of €82 ($92.86) for some good ol' scrimpf and mayo (4 ct.) with a side of rice and a light dessert.

Got tourist trapped to fuck. It's a Mediterranean city with a port, seafood should not be that expensive. Guessing that he did what trailer trash do when they want to show off, and buy the most ridiculous thing on the menu in an attempt to show off.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

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The Pincho de gambas com arroz was the second cheapest item in the the Peixes section of the menu (19,50 €) and the Toucinho do céu is 7,50 €. Truly Ralph is eating the meal of kings.

Total of €82 ($92.86) for some good ol' scrimpf and mayo (4 ct.) with a side of rice and a light dessert.

Rice looks good but it doesn't justified $92 for that.