Has any of the KF teachers had to teach a (future or otherwise) lolcow?

[lainpill]

Exactly what it says on the tin -- any teachers on here ever have a lolcow in class? Or watched a student become a lolcow? Feels like an interesting perspective to be in, had this thought while I woke up today. Also because there's no way to reasonably get away from a lolcow if you're legally obligated to be the babysitter.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I once worked with a guy who ran into a garbage truck doing 100 mph running from the cops. Apparently he was some kind of local kingpin drug dealer guy before. It busted up his head real bad and they stitched him up like a baseball. He had one eye that just kinda looked off into space and he spoke with a lisp. His wife stayed with him. Bless her and his social security disability insurance.

 

[Just A Butt]

i held Chris down and recorded his screams in 1992

 

[Tism the Return]

I've never dealt with any lolcows at school, but poor kids at not-juvie charity schools are really entertaining. You haven't seen shit until you watch high schoolers argue whether WW2 did involve Germans, when the nukes from CoD were used and on who. Great kids, terrible drug dealers, would still watch them throw chairs at their girlfriends again/10 experience.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lol, also wanna give us the school district and student's legal name?

This thread seems like a bad idea.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I taught your mom some neat things just last night, actually.

 

[TokiBun]

Kids do weird shit all the time. Now if you’re asking about college students you might find some milk.

Not a teacher but I saw someone playing on his phone while high up on a ladder. Dude was one of the worst socialized autists I’d ever seen.

 

[Gaussiana]

Maybe. Being a TA in a class for college freshmen, I never got too involved with the students. Some seemed like annoying autists for sure, but if that were all it took then most of the students and faculty in universities the world over would have a thread here.

 

[Idiotron]

I was a teacher for a short time but, based on my experience, the faculty had more lolcows than the students.
The teachers behaved like children in a playground, going as far as having "teams" around the principal and vice principal that would go around spreading rumors and even fucking with each other IRL.
It was horrible, I had to quit.

 

[yobacaust]

Terrifying to think some of you may actually be allowed near children, let alone teach, educate and part-time raise them.
Oh well, do you at least make some hurtcore OC off them?

I taught your mom some neat things just last night, actually.

Me too, how was having sloopy seconds with my cum.

 

[Red Hood]

I taught DSP everything he knows about playing Street Fighter and dealing with people.

 

[TsundereDev]

I was a teacher for a short time but, based on my experience, the faculty had more lolcows than the students.
The teachers behaved like children in a playground, going as far as having "teams" around the principal and vice principal that would go around spreading rumors and even fucking with each other IRL.
It was horrible, I had to quit.

fucking exactly, school staff is where the real milk is.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I’m a student and have had friends that turned into lolcows? Does that count, one of my old friends sadly went the worst way and trooned out and became a tranny, Gay, autistic Furry obsessed with Homestuck and Nintendo, he also had a chronic flatulence problem to boot Does that count?

 

[Secret Messages]

I was a teacher for a short time but, based on my experience, the faculty had more lolcows than the students.
The teachers behaved like children in a playground, going as far as having "teams" around the principal and vice principal that would go around spreading rumors and even fucking with each other IRL.
It was horrible, I had to quit.

turns out people that loved school so much they wanted to stay there forever tend to be childish big shocker

it’s either that or they like having and abusing power over others but are too limp-wristed to do it to their peers so they have to be tyrannical to little fuckin kids

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Most kids are lolcows because their brains aren’t fully developed so they do dumb things and it’s usually funny.

 

[Pomniman]

I taught Gaytor the way of the broom in the age of the primordialfags.

 

[MysticLord]

I was a teacher for a short time but, based on my experience, the faculty had more lolcows than the students.
The teachers behaved like children in a playground, going as far as having "teams" around the principal and vice principal that would go around spreading rumors and even fucking with each other IRL.
It was horrible, I had to quit.

Any adult who chooses to be around kids and especially teenagers all day is either very well paid for their troubles, a pedophile, or mentally a child/teenager.

 

[Tims]

Reddit Moment

 

[TsundereDev]

Any adult who chooses to be around kids and especially teenagers all day is either very well paid for their troubles, a pedophile, or mentally a child/teenager.

turns out people that loved school so much they wanted to stay there forever tend to be childish big shocker

it’s either that or they like having and abusing power over others but are too limp-wristed to do it to their peers so they have to be tyrannical to little fuckin kids

Public school teachers make poverty wages, but it is inarguable that there are pedophiles and mental children that get into education. As for abuse of power, that can be applied to many professions besides teaching, but you have a point.

I’m a student and have had friends that turned into lolcows? Does that count, one of my old friends sadly went the worst way and trooned out and became a tranny, Gay, autistic Furry obsessed with Homestuck and Nintendo, he also had a chronic flatulence problem to boot Does that count?

Ahhh, growing up with/near a true cow must be special. Imagine watching eight year old CWC sperg out in front of his parents hovel. Makes a grown man tear up at the very thought.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

turns out people that loved school so much they wanted to stay there forever tend to be childish big shocker

it’s either that or they like having and abusing power over others but are too limp-wristed to do it to their peers so they have to be tyrannical to little fuckin kids

You're being really uncharitable to teacher. Maybe they just find kids really sexy?