Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Eternal Struggler]

Ralph probably tries to speak Spanish thinking it's the same thing.

I need that.

I need to see Ralph recording a selfie while a waiter serves him, and he'll respond with "AWW MUCHAS GRACIAS SIR" with the iconic kid diddler smile.

 

[TakeSoma]

I need that.

I need to see Ralph recording a selfie while a waiter serves him, and he'll respond with "AWW MUCHAS GRACIAS SIR" with the iconic kid diddler smile.

He has a local "supporter" with him apparently, so he probably doesn't need to practice his castellano.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

He has a local "supporter" with him apparently, so he probably doesn't need to practice his castellano.

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Good job, Santiago. Now he's got blackmail on you. You are now Ethan Ralph's Portuguese slave.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

Good job, Santiago. Now he's got blackmail on you. You are now Ethan Ralph's Portuguese slave.

"SANTIAGO PLAY THE CLIP BOY. YOU PLAY THAT CLIP BETTER THAN GAYTAH EVER COULD BOY"

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Ralph buys something that costs a large amount of money: "wow he got ripped off!"

Ralph buys something that does not cost very much money: "wow he's so broke!"

Somehow, someway, this thread actually is starting to sound like it's full of jealous poor people. Maybe the dude just wanted to eat some shrimp and mayo, who gives a shit?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

I've been looking through this Twitter feed, and aside from posting pictures of his lunch with Santiago, he's just getting into Twitter fights with random people. He's not posting pictures of himself visiting any of the major tourist attractions. This dipshit is literally just going out for lunch, then hanging out in his hotel room and getting into Twitter fights.

How will Andy Warski ever recover from this?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Again, I agree. Whoever plated that didn't do a good job. It looks clumsy and unprofessional. I've had that same appetizer in that restaurant and it was presented in a different way. Maybe they looked at Ralph and thought "lol, whatever"??? Still, unprofessional.

I just noticed the lemon slice. Either that's one giant lemon or those are tiny shrimp.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Somehow, someway, this thread actually is starting to sound like it's full of jealous poor people. Maybe the dude just wanted to eat some shrimp and mayo, who gives a shit?

Yes the people in this thread are so jealous of Ralph you got us bro. We all wish we could travel to a summer destination spot known for its beautiful beaches during the months of January where the beaches are closed for the winter season.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Good job, Santiago. Now he's got blackmail on you. You are now Ethan Ralph's Portuguese slave.

God willing Santagio takes him to a brothel and rolls him while Gunter is busy catching the clap.

Somehow, someway, this thread actually is starting to sound like it's full of jealous poor people. Maybe the dude just wanted to eat some shrimp and mayo, who gives a shit?

Maybe you're not capable of conceiving how much Goddamn stupidity Gunter is showing. After getting tagged with a porn conviction and knowing he's about to drop another unwanted crotchfruit on the public dole, he decided to man up by flying to Portugal, a costal country in the dead of winter. Now, looking back at that list of accomplishments that will become very relevant at his child support hearing, one might decide to lay low. Not our boy Gunter, he has to go out and literally check every box on the "Stereotypical American Tourist* list.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd also be unreasonably pissed if I paid 62$ and was brought a cup with 4 shrimp sloppily dumped on top of some mayo. There's no world in which that price makes sense with how shit the presentation is, and I'd probably try to get it returned or something because it's just a rip off.

Yeah but if you're some morbidly obese plague rat murrican, you have to settle for whatever place will take your vaxless ass.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Somehow, someway, this thread actually is starting to sound like it's full of jealous poor people. Maybe the dude just wanted to eat some shrimp and mayo, who gives a shit?

It's crazy. I get he does dumb shit but watching broke dicke farmers on here try to twist every little thing he does into something worthy of ridicule is gay as hell.

 

[AnOminous]

Somehow, someway, this thread actually is starting to sound like it's full of jealous poor people. Maybe the dude just wanted to eat some shrimp and mayo, who gives a shit?

Hurr, durr, maybe he wanted to fly to Portugal just to eat some mall food court tier turds you're just jelly!

 

[AltisticRight]

Somehow, someway, this thread actually is starting to sound like it's full of jealous poor people. Maybe the dude just wanted to eat some shrimp and mayo, who gives a shit?

He clearly did since he posted it.
And it looked putrid.
If I wanted to eat something and didn't care, I wouldn't brag about it online.

Maybe I can't think like a Ralphamale.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

It took less than 10 minutes and it was during work, when I am the most active on the board. You're telling someone who made a long sperg post analysing Ralph's height with geometry to stop being autistic with Photoshop?

Don't listen to that fucking faggot, bro. I think your weaponized autism is cool.

 

[Opticana]

Angola is a former colony of Portugal's, so there are frequent flights to Luanda from Lisbon. The age of consent in Angola is 12.

If Ralph suddenly drops off the radar I think we can guess where he's headed.

 

[ChromaQuack]

this nigga paid $62 for shrimp and mayonnaise

You need to get into the Ralphamale mindset.

When you are mentally stuck at the very same age that daddy first--- ahem, introduced himself to you, you will desperately try to show you are important much in the same way a toddler would.

This, among other things, will include ordering whatever is expensive in the menu, all the better if it has a familiar ingredient in it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

apparently its nothing but shrimp, shrimp, and more shrimp. ive never seen anyone do that its baffling.

Not since King Cobra JFS ate an entire shrimp wheel that a fan sent him has there been such a shrimp orgy. At least Jord’s was free.

 

[AnOminous]

Being human, I've had full retard moments of wishing I could just shoot up the high school or whatever, I'd be suspicious of anyone who claims they didn't have such dark moments especially on a nerd forum like this.

But "I'll fly to Lisbon and eat a cheeseburger and then shrimp doused in mayonnaise that will show them!" That was never even remotely in my repertoire.

The Gunt managed to find a weird, creepy revenge method that somehow doesn't get revenge and makes him look like a retard at the same time. Congratulations, fatso!

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Not since King Cobra JFS ate an entire shrimp wheel that a fan sent him has there been such a shrimp orgy. At least Jord’s was free.

Shrimp Wheels are instant projectile diarrhea though. RIP, dude.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You can buy nice things without getting ripped off but I get your point.
I'm more interested to see how he deals with raising an infant child back home.

Yeah, all I see is a fat depressed man in full blind panic mode because his second pregnant GF, that he doesn’t like that much, has stuck around and actually believes he’s going to help her raise a child.

Ralph knows his life is fucked after April. He never cared about having kids, just like he didn’t give a fuck about Portugal. It’s all motivated by spite and his obsession with “winning” over perceived “enemies”.

Unlike a dumb spite trip, a spite baby #2 with nutty baby mama #2 is going to be an albatross around his neck for the rest of his life…and piggy can feel the noose tightening around his neck a bit more every day. Faith was a epic disaster, but at least she GTFO after he got her pregnant and piggy sighed with relief, but now he’s stuck with a mare ready to foal right in his house.