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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Side musing with regards to the wool/yarn... iirc wasn't it a big ordeal for them to transport the wool up to some processing place in the Pacific northwest? Unless I blinked and missed some tweets I ain't heard of them making THAT trek recently which means any wool from the last shear was either thrown away or got shoved in some makeshift shed on the tranch and is actively collecting mold and whatnot.
 
So grooming. Got it.
Not always that direct. MtF troons have an infantilized view of femaleness overall, fixate on female girlhood and adolescence (often justified because they “missed out on it the first time”) and are often into stuff like ageplay. It’s not always straightforward pedophilia, it’s more pedo-adjacent.

(Note: sometimes it is in fact just pedophilia, of course, but this particular crowd seems more interested in grooming autistic boys in their late teens or twenties than little girls)
 
I've never thought about that actually. When those states out west are ripe for wildfires do they go around giving fines for fireworks like they do with campfires and stuff? Must be pretty wild to have a new years eve or 4th of july during a dry windy wildfire season.
We get fire restrictions if the conditions are bad. You can't even run a chainsaw or go 4wheeling due to the risk. Anybody living in these parts knows fire season is no joke, shit gets real scary real quick. Between the animal abuse and destroying the land I'm feeling a little MATI
 
>takes picture of the gas cost
>pretends its about the bug trapped in the window
They’re hardly being subtle about it anyway.
Three differently worded tweets in a row for their own fundraiser, all specifically saying it’s for the gas they used to drive to the Lakota reservation.

All that effort and I’m not convinced it’s working.

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They’re hardly being subtle about it anyway.
Three differently worded tweets in a row for their own fundraiser, all specifically saying it’s for the gas they used to drive to the Lakota reservation.

All that effort and I’m not convinced it’s working.

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What do they need diesel for?
I don't think Honda makes a diesel Ridgeline.

FWIW I think a tranny owning a Ridgeline is hilarious.
The first gen Ridgelines in particular are a car with a pick up bad grafted on to them.
I know this sort of thing is popular in Australia but have never really caught on in the US.
In Honda's marketing they tried to pass that abomination off as a truck.
https://adland.tv/sites/default/files/videos/118561/21254/80007/hd_html5_mp4_1454557332.mp4
Reminds me of trying to pass any of those trannies off as their chosen gender.
Sure it has some of the correct parts but the end result fools no one.
 
What do they need diesel for?
I don't think Honda makes a diesel Ridgeline.

FWIW I think a tranny owning a Ridgeline is hilarious.
The first gen Ridgelines in particular are a car with a pick up bad grafted on to them.
I know this sort of thing is popular in Australia but have never really caught on in the US.
In Honda's marketing they tried to pass that abomination off as a truck.
https://adland.tv/sites/default/files/videos/118561/21254/80007/hd_html5_mp4_1454557332.mp4
Reminds me of trying to pass any of those trannies off as their chosen gender.
Sure it has some of the correct parts but the end result fools no one.
It’s the FtM of pickup trucks, in a way?

I guess the diesel part is Penny thinking ahead to the next trip which he’ll make in his currently broken old Ford that will have significantly worse mileage.
 
In energy terms: one truck load, 1/3rd of a cord of wood is worth about 1200kWh of heat, if we assume it’s dry, seasoned and burned in a good condition wood stove.
We already calculated they use about 56 gallons of gas for the round trip (with the small truck). There is 33.7kWh worth of energy in each gallon, so they would be burning 1887kWh to haul 1200kWh. Even assuming they pick the wood up closer to the destination, it’s still a total loss, thermodynamically speaking. Lord Kelvin would like a word.

Nice calculation. Wonder when Penny gets to read it.

Here's the thing: they could easily make them themselves.

Bwhaha you're kidding! The Tranch? Make X themselves? Have you seen their yard?

Of course anyone can see right through it. It's a window.

Yes, but it's a window in a Tranch car so it's sort of a miracle one can see anything through it.
 
Funny, it looks like there are already plenty of organizations who deal in helping PR with firewood: https://www.google.com/search?q=firewood+pine+ridge+reservation

Edit: https://www.onespiritlakota.org/wood-for-heat

Edit 2: FFS - http://www.okini.net/
This is legitimately infuriating. There are detailed requests by individual families on what they need in that last link. Penny could have grifted for a lump sum and bought every single requested item on that list. Instead, they drove several hundred miles to deliver crap nobody asked for and two huge bins of useless "yarn". No wonder the guy receiving the boxes looks so unimpressed, all the natives in the US are already used to (and sick of) being tokenized this way by white people. Being the poor widdle natives who need help from a white savior uwu.
Imagine being that guy and a bunch of hulking armed white men with tits and pink hair show up to your falling apart house on the rez to hand you amazon boxes that they didn't even bother to unpack for you. Gawd.

Also, y'all are 100% on the money that Penny did it this way so he could get video evidence of his selfless charitable acts and nothing else. The people on the rez are his pawns. This was never about actually helping the natives. Feel free to give me hats because I'm officially mad now lol
 
Bwhaha you're kidding! The Tranch? Make X themselves? Have you seen their yard?
Yes, I've been watching them for roughly a year now and I understand that they lack the ability to turn a crank for like 10 minutes. It's actually quite easy to make a hat but that doesn't matter because they fail to function at all. They lack the ability to grow and develop and that's what makes them lolcows.
 
Funny, it looks like there are already plenty of organizations who deal in helping PR with firewood: https://www.google.com/search?q=firewood+pine+ridge+reservation

Edit: https://www.onespiritlakota.org/wood-for-heat

Edit 2: FFS - http://www.okini.net/
Excuse me, ONE SPIRIT!? This organization's existence is a slap in the face to the indigenous TWO SPIRIT COMMUNITY. You are LITERALLY MURDERING indigenous trans people with your TRANSPHOBIA. crying and shaking rn
 
They’re hardly being subtle about it anyway.
Three differently worded tweets in a row for their own fundraiser, all specifically saying it’s for the gas they used to drive to the Lakota reservation.

All that effort and I’m not convinced it’s working.

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"Help us prepare for winter" they say, as they enter the last month of winter.
 
The knitting project is a major success, or so Penny wants us to believe. [A]
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GLOBAL RESPONSE [A]
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The store is closed. [A]
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Which of you jokers wrote this shit (or if it was Penny, hello!) [1], [2] :story:
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