🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[State Champ]

Ya honah, I needs protectin' from thu diaper man!

 

[JAKL II]

Imagine flying to another country and spending half of it on twitter and the kiwi farms while thinking you're winning.

You could have coped and seethed at home for free gunty. Warski wins.

 

[The Big Dream]

I'm with Ralph, Jesse is undoubtedly a threat to May's safety. Jesse knew when he dropped those diapers off that Ralph is a vindictive pocket rocket of a manlet who has a history of abusing women at the smallest aggravation. That's violence by proxy.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Second heart attack incoming, bros.

Ralph, most people have been to a European city. A lot of them were build around hills and have steep streets. You're not special.

To be fair, I'm sure most of his simps don't leave the basement, never mind the country. So I guess it's an informative message for them.

 

[The Big Dream]

Second heart attack incoming, bros.
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Ralph, most people have been to a European city. A lot of them were build around hills and have steep streets. You're not special.

To be fair, I'm sure most of his simps don't leave the basement, never mind the country. So I guess it's an informative message for them.

I live in a flat city and there's hills like this from time to time
Ralph, go outside for fucks sake

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His blood sugars are too high for him to get a life insurance policy, so it would be pure comedy if his trip to pwn Warski ended in Ralph dead of a heart attack and his child and her mother left penniless.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Ralph is in Portugal by himself, it's 5am and he's sperging out at the Karen Farms for being wrong on the internet. He's trying to say that because he was on a different flight it proves that Pantsu WAS kidnapped and Ralph is ABSOLUTELY NOT posting from her account. Also he'd rather die, literally, than make peace with Andy:
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"Idc who you are or what relationship we've had, times you've been on my show, WHATEVER OUR STATUS MAY BE...if you support the people who terrorized her last week, if you even think it's funny, then it's motherfuck you for me. Make excuses or say what you want, that's MY take."
Call me optimistic but I have to think this part is at least partially a shot at Jim. I really, really hope he goes after Jim. The paypiggies wouldn't know what to do.

 

[veri]

Second heart attack incoming, bros.
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Ralph, most people have been to a European city. A lot of them were build around hills and have steep streets. You're not special.

To be fair, I'm sure most of his simps don't leave the basement, never mind the country. So I guess it's an informative message for them.

that’s way less steep than my roads. ralph once again personifies the white trash sterotype so hard he doesn’t even know that mountainous regions exist in america.

maybe if ralph shows up to court for xander he can gawk at the huge steep roads in california there’s even mountains too

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Ralph is tweeting a lot lately, he must be really bored.

It's not really surprising that he's totally bored out of his mind with nothing to do.

Spoiler: autism on why being a fat fuck like Ralph in Europe sucks

Ralph trying to visit Europe generally is a physiologically disastrous proposition--morbidly obese burgers who have never left the US seem to be oblivious to the fact that urban civilisation on and off our continent significantly predates the modern era. Most of our shit wasn't built with cars in mind. The US is so large and sprawling that everyone is accustomed to driving everywhere for everything there, but that's not normal anywhere in Europe. If you live in a city or town in Europe you're typically gonna be walking to wherever you need to go and only really driving if you're going between cities, and even then it's also often viable to instead walk to your local train station, get on a train and avoid the whole parking problem later.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm with Ralph, Jesse is undoubtedly a threat to May's safety. Jesse knew when he dropped those diapers off that Ralph is a vindictive pocket rocket of a manlet who has a history of abusing women at the smallest aggravation. That's violence by proxy.

Moments after this photoshoot was over, Meigh had two shiners and resigned herself to a month of wearing sunglasses in public at all times.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph gets called out for leaving Mustache Meigh home alone after the finger gun incident, then proceeds to seethe and argue with parody accounts during his vacation. Are ya winning yet, Ralph?
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Nah, the Richmond PD will do the babysitting. If he comes back he's going to jail. Ask him about it when he gets served with the order!

Ralph, as a man with multiple restraining orders against him in multiple state jurisdictions, should be well aware that a restraining order doesn't take effect until AFTER you file it.

 

[Fannyscum]

KILLING THE GAME! NIGGA WE COMPED! Haters are DESPERATE for Ralph to keep embarassing himself publically. CRY MORE!

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LIVING LIFE in a WORLD CLASS CITY!



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The thread for Ralph's Portugal trip has hit 60 pages in a week, he's really silenced the haters:

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NO IT'S NOT, IT'S NOT TRUUU AND IF I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT IT WAS PROBABLY MEIGH WHO BITCHED OUT AND FILED THE POLICE REPORT:

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Foreigners are just jelly of the Ralphamale and his life of opulence:

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[not william stenchever]

Foreigners are just jelly of the Ralphamale and his life of opulence:

Also wasn't there a saying during the cold war that the Russian army was seven days away from Lisbon? If things work out right maybe we will see him getting fucked with by Ruskies while the US shits itself and does nothing.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

All cities are world class cities buddy, what does it even mean?

I mean, I get the gist. He's in a famous city and he's a COMPED NIGGA. So stipulated. But this weird syntax fascinates me.

 

[veri]

the alogs are in crisis sharting and coping because ralph is eating cheap fish, idk how much longer the fan forum will last at this rate. i want to mcnutt myself at the thought of ralph's winnings like streaming to 150 people a night or being babytrapped by an objectively ugly woman with mental issues.

 

[Triple Flutz]

All cities are world class cities buddy, what does it even mean?

I mean, I get the gist. He's in a famous city and he's a COMPED NIGGA. So stipulated. But this weird syntax fascinates me.

He's pickled his brain and superlatives are an easy and effortless way to sound the winningest in the absence of achievements, he peppers in as many ''best'' and ''number one'' as he can fit in to convince himself that his enemies are seething about the success he's fruitlessly trying to project. As a low IQ wigger, he has a really hard time with nuance and either you're his blood enemy relegated to your kullë or you're invited to his legendary Vegas bachelor party, there's nothing in between.

 

[MediocreMilt]

He's in a famous city and he's a COMPED NIGGA.

Is he? What is Lisbon famous for in the time since that earthquake pushed its shit in in the 1700s? Don't get me wrong, I'm sure most old cities are very interesting to visit as long as they haven't devolved into crime-ridden hellholes, but Lisbon? Is that on most people's radars? Portugal is only even on Warski's list because of his ancestry.

 

[MeltyTW]

The thread for Ralph's Portugal trip has hit 60 pages in a week, he's really silenced the haters:

What receipts? Of fucking what? The fucking burger king photo? Receipt of you being an ignorant fat fuck?

Also lol at all his typos in a tweet calling us esl, FYI gunt there's no such thing as world class cities, it's a fucking meaningless descriptor that tells me nothing, all I know about libson from what you posted is burgerKing, mayo shrimp, and non cheesecake cheesecake.

Second heart attack incoming, bros.
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Ralph, most people have been to a European city. A lot of them were build around hills and have steep streets. You're not special.

To be fair, I'm sure most of his simps don't leave the basement, never mind the country. So I guess it's an informative message for them.

That's literally just my old walk to my house with less turns , ralph wtf are you just constantly choking on fucking grease and fat?

Also ffs more eating pics I'm not impressed by how much you turn what could be amazing trips into stuffing your fat fucking face do something pig, do something like a human being would and not just bum food off randos or eat at a fucking low tier fast food chain or a fucking gorge on shrimp fest.

We all can buy shrimp, we all can go to burger kang we all have the money to gorge ourselves and if we do it we have the sense not to post it while pretending to lose weight

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I bet he tries to tie it to the Killstream so he can the expense as a tax write off for business use.

When he gets audited they will either instantly deny the claim or they will prorate the cost of his hotel for the actual length of the stream (business meeting) so 4 hours out of a week will be an eligible expense.

Really saving like $50 bucks there Ralph

 

[Zilch]

KILLING THE GAME! NIGGA WE COMPED! Haters are DESPERATE for Ralph to keep embarassing himself publically. CRY MORE!
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He has to be contemplating suicide.
This is the best he can do?

Morbidly obese, felon, deadbeat, alcoholic, cripping debt, e-begging, horse fucker, so ass blasted on Twitter he flies to another country (completely alone) to prove he's not mad,

Heavy is the head who wears the Burger King Crown.