Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Pointless Sperg]

It's called being a modern amerimutt. Null said it better, Ralph and other mutts like him have no significant heritage, culture or history beyond crass consumerism so whenever they go they export the same bland materialism to other countries to not feel uncomfortable. They can't survive outside america so the rest of the world must become just as bland as them. If Ralph acted the way he does with how he treats people and especially women he would actually get attacked or even killed by the aggrieved family outside the US.

American shit is only "bland" or "boring if you look at it from the perspective of someone who's been immersed in US culture (either by virtue of being American, or exposure via American media). It's not fair to say that there's no culture. If you travel the US you'll find all sorts of interesting and distinct regions. Unfortunately television, the internet, and especially franchising has somewhat diluted it, but it's still there.

Foreigners only really see American culture through the lens of mass media, which is mostly from California, so they inherit a skewed Californian view of what the rest of the country is like.

Yes the fusion culture of the US is relatively new, measured in a few centuries rather than millennia, but it's still valid.

Again this is Ethan Ralph. The only war journalism he’d manage to cover is if Russian troops occupy the hotel he’s staying in and disrupt his kiwi farms browsing and then it’ll be absolute shit tier coverage:

“Look at this they got troops all up in here. Like damn. I was just getting ready to go to bed but yoooo is that a tank? Guys they have a tank here.”

Gunt is too stupid to even find Ukraine probably. He was surprised that they drive on the right side of the road in Portugal, because apparently to him Europe == England.

Time to get a Rascal Ralph if some streets are too much of a challenge for you because they're a bit steep.
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Lisbon does have some pretty fucking steep streets. It's a lot like San Francisco -- walk around the hills enough enough and you will get tired even if you aren't a fat fuck. Fortunately like San Francisco they didn't trash all of their public transit network in the 20th century, and managed to save even more of theirs, and you can see in this photo they also have a lot of great tramways, funiculars, and elevators to help you get around. The Santa Justa Lift is a local landmark.

Tram route 28 is amazing:

 

[veri]

Like some kind of urban legend.

ralph is like one of the slimy flesh creatures from resident evil and the noise he makes is grunting and “THATS NOT TRUUUUU”

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Hate to say it because I find Ralph wretched as fuck, but most of you people on this site seething over a trip to a foreign country haven't seen natural sunlight nor touched foot to grass. Sure Ralph is a nigger brained and nigger rich retard that wastes money, but at least he has traveled and done "something" unlike some of the cataclysmic seething on these boards

Ralph’s been getting tips from this thread on what food to order, and what sights to see, so calm down. He’s branching out into street food today.
I don’t notice seething so much as boredom at his lack of activity. His twink escort seemed promising. All I’m going to remember from this trip is the iconic shrimp cocktail that he was shamed him into ordering.
So, Bladder’s Revenge, I’m curious. What is it about Ralph’s travels and ‘doing something’s’ that impresses you? You do know Ralph spends more time reading his threads than any of us, so I’m not sure how much ‘doing something’ he really is doing.

 

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This thread is chugging along nicely. Everyone, make sure to say hi to Gunt as he is seethe-reading each and every one of these messages.

Remember frens, the hate fuels him.

 

[Retink]

Lisbon does have some pretty fucking steep streets. It's a lot like San Francisco -- walk around the hills enough enough and you will get tired even if you aren't a fat fuck. Fortunately like San Francisco they didn't trash all of their public transit network in the 20th century, and managed to save even more of theirs, and you can see in this photo they also have a lot of great tramways, funiculars, and elevators to help you get around. The Santa Justa Lift is a local landmark.

I haven't really been to San Fran, but how does it compare to Lausanne, Switzerland? I remember they hade steep parts extending from the are near the water and a tram system, but I never found it particularly tiring when walking around. Maybe I'm just used to walking around and hiking, so it doesn't register as much.

 

[Rei is shit]

I know I'm late on this but traveling 7+ hrs just to eat burgerking and mayo-shrimp is "god dont make no-trash" levels of white trash.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

I hope Ethan knows that everyone is going to know he had sex with an underage prostitute no matter how much he tries to refute it by showing these boring pictures of him fudding around and eating garbage.

 

[thismanlies]

He's tweeted several dishes from that place. It looks like Tijuana street food.

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And some hush puppies from Long John Silvers

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This reminds me of the time Ralph kept having Faith cook him shit because we were laughing at his potato chip sandwich.

 

[Harshed Mellow]

I get a chuckle out of people being nit picky because they are needling a thin skinned man who is reading this thread. The comments bother him, that brings more funny eventually.

I'm here to point and laugh.

 

[Pisstrooper]

When is Ethan "Christ is Kang" Ralph going to visit the many beautiful churches and religious landmarks that Portugal is known for? Isn't there a particular holy site there that a lot of Catholics used to pilgrimage to?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If I had to guess I'd say it's because Ralph is a miserable person in himself and that manifests in everything he does. Think about how much enjoyment one can get from drugs, sex, food and vacations, now compere that to the pillstream, the sex tape, his trips to Vegas restaurants and finally this spite holiday.

Nothing about any of this is even resembles fun because it isn't and never was meant to be. Everything he dose is done to antagonize, humiliate and prove his superiority to others. But this level of malice to others is reflected in him and his actions.

This trip to Portugal is probably the best example of this to date. Ralph doesn't care about Portugal, he knows nothing about the county and has no real reason to be there other that to try piss Andy off.

Ralph has a constant need for self-validation (especially from his enemies) and low self-esteem if Aide to be believed anyway. Put simply Ralph is a self hating narcissist.

Ralph is a small man in every sense of the word.

It’s because he doesn’t do all these things for fun - it’s escapism from his crushing misery, terrible decisions, grief and self-hate. No man in a happy relationship expecting his first child (well the first one he will ever actually see) leaves his pregnant GF at home for weeks at a time to go get wasted in Vegas or goes to Europe to spite some guy on the internet that made fun of him. That is one miserable SOB.

Even better Ralph referred to the self-destructive escapism and spite travel as “following his passions.” LMAO he’s a miserable fat empty husk of a human. He can’t even stand hosting his dead gay stream anymore.

The only joy he ever got was that brief moment of being a semi-popular fat guy host of a niche stream five years ago and watching that all evaporate, and then become the biggest lolcow on the alt right, has made him a miserable, angry fat sack of shit. The brief bit of fame made his ego too big to handle once again becoming the fat smelly kid everyone laughs at.

 

[Fannyscum]

"This dude hit the lottery" way to make it sleazy you classless pig.

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"Weird" doesn't do it justice:

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[Realistic Elephant]

It’s not an apartment, it’s a single room in a guesthouse (bathrooms shared with strangers). In Europe this generally means you get a sink in your room but the shitter and shower are in a bathroom shared by the whole floor (or two) of guests. Take THAT, Warski!

Those poor other guests...

 

[Fivehead]

Surprised that nobody has yet mentioned that Ralph appeared on the Dick Show to gloat about being in Portugal and even had some guy, "Sergio", pretend to be a Spaniard to prove that he was in Portugal. The guy didn't even have an accent, sounded like your average American, had a Freudian slip where he accidentally admitted that he wasn't from Europe. Very bizarre.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This dude hit the lottery" way to make it sleazy you classless pig.

She looks like Norah.

 

[Gun Safety]

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What a fucking fag

 

[Disheveled Human]

This guy actually went with the neck beard fedora look lol.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

What a fucking fag

"You know I ain't queer"
"Me neither"

 

[AnOminous]

Hate to say it because I find Ralph wretched as fuck, but most of you people on this site seething over a trip to a foreign country haven't seen natural sunlight nor touched foot to grass. Sure Ralph is a nigger brained and nigger rich retard that wastes money, but at least he has traveled and done "something" unlike some of the cataclysmic seething on these boards lol.

Suck your mom's dick some more you butthurt tranny.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fuck me this has been a boring trip.

I was like 20 pages behind so I got comfy and decided to highlight surf and catchup with all the wacky adventures Guntler must of gotten into...

I hit Highlight maybe 3 times and got here, people seem so bored that this thread is more dedicated to discussing Portuguese history and culinary cuisine.