Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Harshed Mellow]

"This dude hit the lottery" way to make it sleazy you classless pig.
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"Weird" doesn't do it justice:
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I had to check to make sure you weren't messing with the picture. The lighting is messing with his forehead on the right. Can't unsee cro-magnon brow.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck me this has been a boring trip.

I was like 20 pages behind so I got comfy and decided to highlight surf and catchup with all the wacky adventures Guntler must of gotten into...

I hit Highlight maybe 3 times and got here, people seem so bored that this thread is more dedicated to discussing Portuguese history and culinary cuisine.

He literally ate shrimp boiled in semen and a hamburger. That is what this white trash loser could think of to do in Portugal.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

"This dude hit the lottery" way to make it sleazy you classless pig.
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"Weird" doesn't do it justice:
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Damn Joss Whedon has been doing a lot of stress eating lately

 

[OrionBalls]

Fuck me this has been a boring trip.

I was like 20 pages behind so I got comfy and decided to highlight surf and catchup with all the wacky adventures Guntler must of gotten into...

I hit Highlight maybe 3 times and got here, people seem so bored that this thread is more dedicated to discussing Portuguese history and culinary cuisine.

Ralph is boring. Especially with the lack of extra funds and vax passport in a foreign country. What did you reasonably expect from him, or us? I crow at the fact that the man actually went. What he does from now is irrelevant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This guy actually went with the neck beard fedora look lol.

He really does look like a fatter version of Matthew Vickers.

 

[Sam Losco]

"This dude hit the lottery" way to make it sleazy you classless pig.
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"Weird" doesn't do it justice:
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Holy shit Ralph. Stop channeling @MWV, it's fucking creepy.

 

[Herpes Complex]

Damn Joss Whedon has been doing a lot of stress eating lately

Joss could afford a window.

 

[libRT]

"Weird" doesn't do it justice:
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Isn't he supposed to be alone?

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Hate to say it because I find Ralph wretched as fuck, but most of you people on this site seething over a trip to a foreign country haven't seen natural sunlight nor touched foot to grass. Sure Ralph is a nigger brained and nigger rich retard that wastes money, but at least he has traveled and done "something" unlike some of the cataclysmic seething on these boards lol.

That "lol" at the end is familiar. Didn't people think you were Geekthulhu because of your knowledge of Warski, or am I thinking of another user?

 

[MeltyTW]

"Weird" doesn't do it justice:

wtf he has the cromagnon jutting forehead, look at it it looks primitive,

Hate to say it because I find Ralph wretched as fuck, but most of you people on this site seething over a trip to a foreign country haven't seen natural sunlight nor touched foot to grass. Sure Ralph is a nigger brained and nigger rich retard that wastes money, but at least he has traveled and done "something" unlike some of the cataclysmic seething on these boards lol.

you could get infinitely more out of life experiencing culture alone and learning to better yourself genuinely than you ever will trotting around miserable and constantly reading kiwifarms inbetween spite selfies of sites youve never heard of and intend to learn nothing about.

He's tweeted several dishes from that place. It looks like Tijuana street food.

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And some hush puppies from Long John Silvers

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DO SOMETHING THAT ISNT EATING YOU FAT DISGUSTING PIG. DO. SOMETHING. STOP. EATING. fucking hell is this how you own people? could you really look me eye to pig slit stuffing your gross fucking face to prove youre living life? you really think gorging and shitting is the high life? this is grotesque, this is putrid, i could get the same quality of life in a human feeding sty.

 

[AnOminous]

DO SOMETHING THAT ISNT EATING YOU FAT DISGUSTING PIG. DO. SOMETHING. STOP. EATING. fucking hell is this how you own people? could you really look me eye to pig slit stuffing your gross fucking face to prove youre living life? you really think gorging and shitting is the high life? this is grotesque, this is putrid, i could get the same quality of life in a human feeding sty.

He can't do that though. Because he's FAT!

 

[MeltyTW]

He can't do that though. Because he's FAT!

hes probably the reason whale are endangered, just fucking constantly gorging.i dont even know how this subhuman display is even possible, i always thought the all consuming gunt thing was just a meme but fucking look, hes probably eaten an entire ecosystem of sea life like some uncaring open mawed gluttonous death god,

 

[An automatic clown]

Imagine having to share a bathroom with this fat Gunt while you're perhaps on a budget minded vacation and wanted to spend more money seeing and doing stuff in Lisbon instead of spending it on boarding so you rent a room in a shared guest house.
You'd probably know what Surfer felt like living with PPP.

 

[AltisticRight]

Visit some religious sites or museums, take the trams, or watch a sunrise for once.
Stop eating you fat pig. Do something else.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Visit some religious sites or museums, take the trams, or watch a sunrise for once.
Stop eating you fat pig. Do something else.

What Ethan wants is of no value. The Gunt demands to be fed at all times.

 

[AnOminous]

What Ethan wants is of no value. The Gunt demands to be fed at all times.

There is no Ethan, only Gunt.

 

[General Insomnia]

Don't listen to these a-logs. Keep eating, Restaurant Brands International Inc. needs you!

 

[An automatic clown]

Do you think he hastily applied for a Diners Club credit card before he left?

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

No barfight?
fuck man this is boring
c'mon Ethan, do better

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Can someone please help me understand the psychology of Meigh? If my fiancé was pregnant at all, let alone in the 2nd/3rd trimester, and I told her I was going to fuck off for a solo trip to Portugal and shes not invited it would be an immediate divorce.

Hard to imagine that because I actually love my fiancé and would rather be taking care of her at home than chasing spite-trips to Europe.

I think part of the reason why she puts up with it and supports it so publicly is because of how shitty and fucked up it is. That means whenever Ethan is doing anything people, detractors and fans alike, have to pay attention to Meigh and seek her input on it.
Automatic pity? Check.
Unwarranted importance? Check.
Attention(positive and negative valued equally)? Check
It’s basically a win/win for her. She fucked Ethan for efame and attention and here we are, giving it to her. She saw how much attention Faith got for getting pregnant and realized if she continues to play into Ethan’s game she has housing so there’s anyone’s answer as to why she got pregnant.