Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[AutoGuyNoFile]

Another Mass Effect is probably coming soon if there's a noticeable trend of it but at the same time, there's always some dummies that will try to convince you shit was good when the reality was the exact opposite. There's still people out there trying to tell me DMC DMC was a great game that was unfairly hated on. Same with Dead Rising 4 and lots of other crappy games.

Yup. One is. As a side note, a couple years back there was a REALLY good documentary on why the Mass Effect 3 ending was bad. It's gone now. And now when I try to find it I get dozens of videos on how "The Mass Effect 3 Ending was good actually!"...although thankfully most people aren't buying it. Someone did a nice video where they interviewed the actual devs and tried to make it a sob story and in reality it just showed the devs did NOT understand what went wrong (basically they just viewed the ending as the ending to that one game rather than the entire trilogy and did not think of it along those lines).

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Anyone who actually cared about the Mass Effect story knows why the ending was bad in multiple ways and for multiple reasons and no amount of scrubbing of history will fix that. You took our fight against impossible odds and boiled it down to dumb stupid solutions and yes we hated you for it.

 

[Postal Pippa]

This joke at Kate Botello's expense I must say is pretty damn funny - just look at her reaction. Set up starts at 55:40 in case the video doesn't have it at that point.

Oh man I've seen that episode once or twice and completely forgot, Ole Leo just could never help himself Jesus lmao, no chill.

 

[FarCentrist]

Did Sessler's family members ever make a public statement responding to Sessler's tweets about him wanting them to die while he sips on something bubbly?

 

[Far Queue]

Did Sessler's family members ever make a public statement responding to Sessler's tweets about him wanting them to die while he sips on something bubbly?

I wouldn't be surprised if they stopped paying attention to him decades ago and all live a happier and healthier life as a result. If they do bitch about it or him to other people it's done somewhere like a small town cafe and only to close friends in passing instead of to the rest of the world on Twitter.

 

[NotFatChild]

Anyone who actually cared about the Mass Effect story knows why the ending was bad in multiple ways and for multiple reasons and no amount of scrubbing of history will fix that. You took our fight against impossible odds and boiled it down to dumb stupid solutions and yes we hated you for it.

I'm still mad.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I'm still mad.

Dude me too. I mean it wasn’t even the resolution of minor shit before it but the fucking stupid ‘ruin all travel forever or become some form of hybrid reaper thing’ that pissed me off

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Another postscript to the G4-Frosk-Sessler Sealclap. It looks like Jeremy at G&G actually produced a video that wasn't just a lazy rehash of a pop culture outrage item that someone else did the legwork on.

Apparently the "Tell em, massa!!" cornball brother is *drumroll* a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to the fairer sex.

 

[Jack Awful]

Another postscript to the G4-Frosk-Sessler Sealclap. It looks like Jeremy at G&G actually produced a video that wasn't just a lazy rehash of a pop culture outrage item that someone else did the legwork on.

Apparently the "Tell em, massa!!" cornball brother is *drumroll* a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to the fairer sex.

Damn, he used to be funny.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Another postscript to the G4-Frosk-Sessler Sealclap. It looks like Jeremy at G&G actually produced a video that wasn't just a lazy rehash of a pop culture outrage item that someone else did the legwork on.

Apparently the "Tell em, massa!!" cornball brother is *drumroll* a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to the fairer sex.

So dude was legit only on there to be the token black guy and yell Das Rite?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Also Morgan Webb was a better gamer than Sessler. Hell the dumb liquid robot thing Mtv2 did for vidya game ‘competitions’ was a better gamer than Sessler

in case anyone thought I was lying Mtv tried making video game music vidya a thing

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Apparently the "Tell em, massa!!" cornball brother is *drumroll* a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to the fairer sex.

TheBlackHokage is just what happens “representation” can come in laid back form instead of being all in your face. It takes all forms and sizes, and the funny thing is I’m not shocked after seeing that thumbnail.

 

[Josterman]

Guess majid likes sessler

 

[Mongo0o]

I'm surprised this thread doesn't have more pages with the recent controversy. Sessler continues to be one of the biggest TDS cuckloids by threatening his fans and family. This entire revival crashed and burned without Morgan Webb hosting. She added the majority of the charisma to that show and her sketches were easily the best. The new host is a belligerent twat, yet again attempting to push an agenda onto a platform that doesn't need it. She's also hideous to look at. I have fond memories of watching G4 back in my late college days before it became the Cops channel. The one hour premiere episodes were always something to look forward to before releases. Such a shame what became.

Another postscript to the G4-Frosk-Sessler Sealclap. It looks like Jeremy at G&G actually produced a video that wasn't just a lazy rehash of a pop culture outrage item that someone else did the legwork on.

Apparently the "Tell em, massa!!" cornball brother is *drumroll* a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to the fairer sex.

These obnoxious conservative-geek talk channels are unbearable, but it's worth it to see them tear down someone that deserves it.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I have never watched Adam Sessler back when he was a TV host back in the 2000s. Has he always been this much of an insufferable cunt?

it was a sort of open secret in hindsight.

the biggest proof would be the whole "Meet the Sess" episode from X-Play that was basically based on the idea that Sessler got his own talk show ala Dennis Miller to rant about video games. The bulk of the episode was Morgan auditioning different X-Play characters (including Johnny Xtreme and Sessler's IRL brother, who had a reoccurring bit where everyone fawned over him because he was more attractive than Adam) to replace Sessler and the final segment was a "preview" of the talk show which gave us a glimpse at the cunt behind the "awe shucks self-effacing nerd persona" Sessler disguised himself on X-Play.

in hindsight, it was a sign that Sessler was a cunt and that if given free reign to do a show he'd be ranting and raving and insulting his audience and any guests who held an opinion he didn't agree with.

 

[Postal Pippa]

it was a sort of open secret in hindsight.

the biggest proof would be the whole "Meet the Sess" episode from X-Play that was basically based on the idea that Sessler got his own talk show ala Dennis Miller to rant about video games. The bulk of the episode was Morgan auditioning different X-Play characters (including Johnny Xtreme and Sessler's IRL brother, who had a reoccurring bit where everyone fawned over him because he was more attractive than Adam) to replace Sessler and the final segment was a "preview" of the talk show which gave us a glimpse at the cunt behind the "awe shucks self-effacing nerd persona" Sessler disguised himself on X-Play.

in hindsight, it was a sign that Sessler was a cunt and that if given free reign to do a show he'd be ranting and raving and insulting his audience and any guests who held an opinion he didn't agree with.

First, god that glitter Morgan shirt was always so....interesting.

Secondly, Ill admit, when the dude said he liked Xenosaga and Sessler went "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I chuckled.

Lastly, Maybe its moving to LA that did it to him? I dunno like writers were still writing but if I know anything about LA, it brings out the worst in most folks.

 

[MirrorNoir]

First, god that glitter Morgan shirt was always so....interesting.

Secondly, Ill admit, when the dude said he liked Xenosaga and Sessler went "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I chuckled.

Lastly, Maybe its moving to LA that did it to him? I dunno like writers were still writing but if I know anything about LA, it brings out the worst in most folks.

By all account Sessler was fast becoming an out of control cunt towards the end of his original run on X-Play; when the network mandated only AOTS could do sketchs/Xplay had to do straight video game news/interviews (due to the suits favoring AOTS over X-Play as their flagship and thinking X-Play was more popular because of the sketches), that was when Adam's ego got out of control as he wanted to prove he could do more than funny sketches and generally being such a dick, that his contract wasn't renewed and not even allowed a final episode (or being allowed to tell anyone he was being let go)/was escorted off the property immediately after his last episode.

His post-G4 projects all flopped HARD and he started doing hard drugs and doing them a lot. It's also been said, that he met Zoe Quinn through a mutual friend who sold drugs to both and Quinn/Sessler became fast friends with both using each other. Quinn used Sessler to further her career via promoting (no word if they fucked but there is a good chance he might have been one of the married guys Zoe was said to have been fucking to further her career) while Sessler got Zoe to hook him up with the SJW crowd who were hijacking the indie game making scene and other big name journalists Sessler wanted to network with.

(his relationship with Zoe also caused his relationship with Morgan Webb to be very much strained as Morgan is said to hate Zoe and blamed her for Adam's drug addiction getting out of control and allegedly even accused her to Adam, of not caring for his wellbeing and being the type of scum that would abandon Adam to die in an abandoned alleyway if he ODed in her presence).

 

[Starscreams Cape]

By all account Sessler was fast becoming an out of control cunt towards the end of his original run on X-Play; when the network mandated only AOTS could do sketchs/Xplay had to do straight video game news/interviews (due to the suits favoring AOTS over X-Play as their flagship and thinking X-Play was more popular because of the sketches), that was when Adam's ego got out of control as he wanted to prove he could do more than funny sketches and generally being such a dick, that his contract wasn't renewed and not even allowed a final episode (or being allowed to tell anyone he was being let go)/was escorted off the property immediately after his last episode.

His post-G4 projects all flopped HARD and he started doing hard drugs and doing them a lot. It's also been said, that he met Zoe Quinn through a mutual friend who sold drugs to both and Quinn/Sessler became fast friends with both using each other. Quinn used Sessler to further her career via promoting (no word if they fucked but there is a good chance he might have been one of the married guys Zoe was said to have been fucking to further her career) while Sessler got Zoe to hook him up with the SJW crowd who were hijacking the indie game making scene and other big name journalists Sessler wanted to network with.

(his relationship with Zoe also caused his relationship with Morgan Webb to be very much strained as Morgan is said to hate Zoe and blamed her for Adam's drug addiction getting out of control and allegedly even accused her to Adam, of not caring for his wellbeing and being the type of scum that would abandon Adam to die in an abandoned alleyway if he ODed in her presence).

That is very interesting indeed, especially about Webb hating Quinn for getting Sessler hooked on drugs. Not that I don't believe you, it certainly sounds right, but did you get this information from an insider or was this just the rumor back in the day?

 

[NotFatChild]

no lie, i was a huge fucking fan of seanbaby in the early 2000's. when i found out he went woke it blew my fucking mind. every couple years I check out to see if anythings changed and it feels like he just gets woker and woker.

fucking california, man. not even once.

A lot of these people just want a socially acceptable excuse to be the mega cunts they are.

Right now being a woke tranny defender lets you be a cunt with zero repercussions, so thats what they are.

 

[Retink]

First, god that glitter Morgan shirt was always so....interesting.

I bet she had a landing strip that spelled out Morgan as well.