Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Because the only way any company does anything is if they can bank on nostalgia. Only problem is, every company thinks every fan is so braindead that they'll automatically buy into whatever they're selling. Even if its something that completely desecrates the original product. Now there are definitely consoomer brains out there that will do that but they are not the largest portion of a given audience by any stretch and this G4 revival is not a mobile game that needs to hook 1 whale to succeed. It's a network that needs viewers and it's already injected a lethal dose of poison into it's own veins.
I'm questioning how their finances work. I assumed since it was a tv show revival they might be using investor money, but I read it was just Adam "cocaine in the brain" Sessler wrestling the IP of the some of the shows back. Unless he's bank rolling the thing himself I don't see how this can be financially stable.
 
Because the only way any company does anything is if they can bank on nostalgia. Only problem is, every company thinks every fan is so braindead that they'll automatically buy into whatever they're selling. Even if its something that completely desecrates the original product. Now there are definitely consoomer brains out there that will do that but they are not the largest portion of a given audience by any stretch and this G4 revival is not a mobile game that needs to hook 1 whale to succeed. It's a network that needs viewers and it's already injected a lethal dose of poison into it's own veins.

Honestly even I fed into it at the start. A G4 revival seemed like a novel thing but, as silly as it sounds, Ding Dongs videos mocking it made me realize how actually pointless it is. There are some cool bits to it but If I really want to I can just see Scott the Woz on Youtube. Same thing with Jirard and same thing with Austin Creed. Plus I don't have to deal with naughty words being censored and I can just cut out retards I don't want to watch.
And them banking on that nostalgia was clearly not enough when like you said, you can just go to YouTube to curate what you want.
 
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The sad thing is that he used to be funny as hell. Or maybe it was just the X-Play writers . And on the new reviews he still does decent and has a great cadence. But many dropped his ass after the violent tweets and the garbage fire that was this G4 revival might only have a few more months left.
Damnit - I'm sure a lot of folks had hope after the Thanksgiving reunion .
 
Most of what G4 was a vestigial cable limb from before Youtube proved to have better game and tech reviews. Granted, I'm sure there will always be a market for Perriera's Nickelodeon/TGWTG-style filler sketches, but for those to exist in a show that requires ratings, you really have to have a winning team. Winning, not whining. No politics, no #MeToo. Sessler only really let it all hang out on his own YouTube channel years ago, and I thought well at least he's not tying down an entire show with it. Now I think that no matter what you try to do, anything from the major cosmopolitan areas along the coasts are going to be absolutely bleeding out their ears with the progressivism. Whatever a commie bingo sheet looks like nowadays, plan on hitting big when you play it in front of the TV.

Oh and forget Morgan or Olivia, Tina Wood was the best.
 
There needs to be a gif of sessler doing the seal clap in the op.

The defining moment of 2022 tbh
And done.
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It's the nu-male version of the Orson Welles applause gif.

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Contrast the sharp, punctuated claps with the hapless full-arm flailing and the intense penetrating glare with the listless stare from dead eyes. To be fair though, both men are clapping for an untalented whore who had no business being on stage.
 
Even if it had had all that fine at launch, it couldn't have fixed that fuck awful storyline. On a side note, I've noticed a slight trend of trying to rehab Andromedas image lately, it's quite odd.
This is often how revisionists win. They wait until everyone else stops giving a shit, then they replace the original historical version with their own. They just normally focus on less petty issues.

Sesslers one of those rare people that's as ugly on the outside as he is inside
In a lot of the new thumbnails he looks literally unrecognizable, even though he's easily recognizable in video. I don't know if the thumbnails are being photoshopped slightly in a weird way or if it's just the angles he's being showed at or something about his facial expressions. It's weird. They're certainly not making him look better.

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If I didn't already know this is Sessler I wouldn't think it was him.
 
In a lot of the new thumbnails he looks literally unrecognizable, even though he's easily recognizable in video. I don't know if the thumbnails are being photoshopped slightly in a weird way or if it's just the angles he's being showed at or something about his facial expressions. It's weird. They're certainly not making him look better.

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I was going to add something about the lack of the stupid open mouth expression in the clapping gif in my previous post, but I'm hardly surprised to see it showing up in other images of his. I think that it may be the expression itself ventures into the uncanny valley and is off putting.

I am reminded of something else by that picture though.


I'm curious how people would interpret the emotion in that image if just his face were cropped out and there wasn't the additional context of the helmet or body armor. It doesn't look like a war face, or even the face of someone who's trying to appear angry. There is something about that expression though.
 
Even if it had had all that fine at launch, it couldn't have fixed that fuck awful storyline. On a side note, I've noticed a slight trend of trying to rehab Andromedas image lately, it's quite odd.
Another Mass Effect is probably coming soon if there's a noticeable trend of it but at the same time, there's always some dummies that will try to convince you shit was good when the reality was the exact opposite. There's still people out there trying to tell me DMC DMC was a great game that was unfairly hated on. Same with Dead Rising 4 and lots of other crappy games.
 
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God even Leo LaPorte moved on stop trying to relive the early aughts Sessler.
Thats because ole Leo had plenty of fame and a respectable career before TechTV. Afterwards he still had plenty of job opportunity on Call for Help in other territories and channels. Then TWiT became his life which he loved cause he could rule with an iron fist, fucking over who he wants and harassing all the women he wants. He also tried to revive Screensavers which lasted a few years but he saw the writing on the wall.

Least Adam didnt show a picture of his own dick while during a live broadcast, or show his porn habits lmao.

The sad truth is realizing most of the people who were figure heads back then were actually sorta scummy.
 
Thats because ole Leo had plenty of fame and a respectable career before TechTV. Afterwards he still had plenty of job opportunity on Call for Help in other territories and channels. Then TWiT became his life which he loved cause he could rule with an iron fist, fucking over who he wants and harassing all the women he wants. He also tried to revive Screensavers which lasted a few years but he saw the writing on the wall.

Least Adam didnt show a picture of his own dick while during a live broadcast, or show his porn habits lmao.

The sad truth is realizing most of the people who were figure heads back then were actually sorta scummy.
Most people with power are sorta scummy because no one who becomes famous is ever trained on how not to let that influence not go to their head and abuse it and abuse people. So they get corrupted. I’m pretty sure thats why the nobility used to have schools for etiquette and how to hide your degenerate shit back in the day but everything is jumbled now between what is kosher and what is bad.
 
I'm curious how people would interpret the emotion in that image if just his face were cropped out and there wasn't the additional context of the helmet or body armor. It doesn't look like a war face, or even the face of someone who's trying to appear angry. There is something about that expression though.
He looks terrified.
 
Thats because ole Leo had plenty of fame and a respectable career before TechTV. Afterwards he still had plenty of job opportunity on Call for Help in other territories and channels. Then TWiT became his life which he loved cause he could rule with an iron fist, fucking over who he wants and harassing all the women he wants. He also tried to revive Screensavers which lasted a few years but he saw the writing on the wall.

Least Adam didnt show a picture of his own dick while during a live broadcast, or show his porn habits lmao.

The sad truth is realizing most of the people who were figure heads back then were actually sorta scummy.

This joke at Kate Botello's expense I must say is pretty damn funny - just look at her reaction. Set up starts at 55:40 in case the video doesn't have it at that point.
 
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