Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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As explained earlier in this thread, this reboot exists because the son of the Comcast CEO, Tucker Roberts, wanted it. That’s it, that’s all it took to bring it back. I’m sure a Gen X burnout like Adam Cuckler is irritated that his future is now hinged entirely on a nepotistic son of a CEO but it’s a fitting fate for a loser like Adam. Of course, since nobody else wants it, the channel is as good as dead if Tucker decides it’s not a good idea.

Cuckler is of so low value that it’s unlikely he can get close enough to a woman who isn’t his wife. I’m sure he tried pawing at the intern girls during G4’s heyday but (((Hollywood))) is laden with perverts trying to get all up in the young “talent” but even then he was best known as host of a tv show for gamers which back in the mid 2000s was still considered uncool by all. That might explain his total bitterness: he wanted to perv on some girls but even at his “peak,” Cuckler was always a loser.

Its already dead walking. Failson was fucking Olivia Munn and now hes not. He probably stuck his neck out too much in regards to completely back down and torpedo the whole thing when she went off and had kids with another guy and so this is what you get.
 
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Boy oh boy, I can't wait to hear Adam give his review for that Pac-man game I keep hearing the young kids talking about!
It's unfair to come back and review the game now that it's somewhat more finished and most of the bugs and shitty animations have been fixed. People were rightfully hard on the game at launch because it was blatantly unfinished. It'd be one thing if he was reviewing the game off a disc with zero patches and updates. But, I can tell he's not going to do that.
 
It's unfair to come back and review the game now that it's somewhat more finished and most of the bugs and shitty animations have been fixed. People were rightfully hard on the game at launch because it was blatantly unfinished. It'd be one thing if he was reviewing the game off a disc with zero patches and updates. But, I can tell he's not going to do that.
Even if it had had all that fine at launch, it couldn't have fixed that fuck awful storyline. On a side note, I've noticed a slight trend of trying to rehab Andromedas image lately, it's quite odd.
 
Everything that I am nostalgic about G4 - as in the period of 2002-2004 before the techtv merger - is available on Youtube. Want to watch trailers like from Cinmatech? They're on Youtube. Want to watch documentaries like from Icon or reviews like from Judgement Day/Electric Playground/Blister? They're everywhere in video format whether its official on publisher/developer channels or made by passionate gamers like Gaming Historian or Strafefox. Want to see competitive Esports like from the show Arena? Twitch. Want to see musicians and their gaming cribs in their Mcmansions like from Players? Instagram. I mean this could go and on. Think the only thing nobody's copied yet was the show Portal.

But this is all redundancy. The great spectacle of G4's revival is the crash and burn of Adam Sessler's Life. I haven't a clue why anyone would think this was a good idea. Sounds like the CEO's son probably isn't going to be listened to in the board meeting after this.
 
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Even if it had had all that fine at launch, it couldn't have fixed that fuck awful storyline. On a side note, I've noticed a slight trend of trying to rehab Andromedas image lately, it's quite odd.
EA is making another Mass Effect and is trying to do an image cleanup marketing campaign. There is no such thing as coincidence.
 
Everything that I am nostalgic about G4 - as in the period of 2002-2004 before the techtv merger - is available on Youtube. Want to watch trailers like from Cinmatech? They're on Youtube. Want to watch documentaries like from Icon or reviews like from Judgement Day/Electric Playground/Blister? They're everywhere in video format whether its official on publisher/developer channels or made by passionate gamers like Gaming Historian or Strafefox. Want to see competitive Esports like from the show Arena? Twitch. Want to see musicians and their gaming cribs in their Mcmansions like from Players? Instagram. I mean this could go and on. Think the only thing nobody's copied yet was the show Portal.
This is why G4 was a success but could only be a success for a short period of time. Video games were as popular as ever but there wasn't really any media to consume around them besides magazines. Then youtube and the internet obseleted G4 just like they did and currently are for every traditional media org. Revived G4 was never going to work because people didn't just looooooove the G4 brand or that the shows and hosts were particularly incredible, they loved that they were getting content of a kind they couldn't get anywhere else. That's no longer true.
 
The only reason to bring back G4 would be for the nostalgic audience that are approaching or are in their 30s already, most probably having wives and jobs of their own now. "Just don't watch" isn't a good platform for them not just because of the excess of entertainment, but their demographic target has limited time for entertainment now. Sessler and all these retarded faggots don't understand this because they are just paid to be personalities. Public humiliation might still be popular for boomers and teens with lots of time on their hands, but I think we'll see more financial fuckups like this going forward into the new decade.
 
What doesn’t seem to be brought up a lot is just how tiny G4’s audience was. I imagine that a lot of people here either watched G4 or had friends that watched G4, but it was often identified as one of the least viewed channels by a couple of cable providers. Even during what people identify as “the glory days,” it wasn’t attracting close to the numbers of some mid tier YouTube dummy. I do think G4/TechTV we’re forward thinking it that there was an audience that wanted to see content built around games and gadgets, but that audience clearly didn’t want that programming as presented by a traditional television network structure.
It might not have had the volume of following that it needs to survive as a cable channel, but its following was very dedicated. When I first found out about it ( around when san andreas launched on PS2) I had it on for 24 hours a day, it was everything I wanted. But that says it all. I was kind of an inside/introverted gamer that didn't socialize much. So I loved it, but it wasnt for everyone.

This is why G4 was a success but could only be a success for a short period of time. Video games were as popular as ever but there wasn't really any media to consume around them besides magazines. Then youtube and the internet obseleted G4 just like they did and currently are for every traditional media org. Revived G4 was never going to work because people didn't just looooooove the G4 brand or that the shows and hosts were particularly incredible, they loved that they were getting content of a kind they couldn't get anywhere else. That's no longer true.
This is it exactly. it is 110% a product of its time. Why use a stagnant T.V channel that you cant control compared to curating your feed to exactly what you want.
 
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The only reason to bring back G4 would be for the nostalgic audience that are approaching or are in their 30s already, most probably having wives and jobs of their own now. "Just don't watch" isn't a good platform for them not just because of the excess of entertainment, but their demographic target has limited time for entertainment now. Sessler and all these retarded faggots don't understand this because they are just paid to be personalities. Public humiliation might still be popular for boomers and teens with lots of time on their hands, but I think we'll see more financial fuckups like this going forward into the new decade.
100% right. I'm in my early 30's and a good chunk of the people back in the early-mid 2000's on the G4 forums were usually 2-7 years older than me at the time. I found out from a friend that one guy we use to chat and play games with regularly on there has several kids now and doesn't even play videogames anymore. He use to go to the LA E3 conventions all the time since he was an assistant manager for Gamestop in the 2000s while in high school and college.
 
Doing a little digging on Frosk it seems to be a pattern. She worms her way into a community, sucks up to established personalities to boost her, starts a fight that blows out of all proportion because Frosk is an overly emotional idiot, wears out her welcome by continuing the fight that everyone knows was blown out of proportion, cries victim when she realizes she's into deep, bails whilst decrying everyone as being problematic (i.e. the problem) before moving onto something else to start the cycle anew. Difference is with this G4 thing is it seems to be the audience she's picked a fight with and given G4's need for an actual audience this is going to sink the entire deal.

It's sadly a cycle I'm all too familiar with as I have a number of people in my family with BPD. And given my familiarity with people with BPD, Adam Sessler and anyone else involved, are fucking idiots for bringing one so close to them. These people are fucking vampires, do not invite them in or you will regret it. They will destroy and fuck up whatever you've got going on, I suspect a lot of the formerly peaceful online communities we've seen over the years implode (like Channel Awesome for instance) have done so because they've let BPD people get a foothold.

For those who like a good trash fire from afar however I will say this. Frosk is going to be someone to follow due to the reasons stated above, both for this G4 thing and whatever future thing she latches onto. All I can do sitting here is think "Thank god it is them and not me who have to deal with it" in regards to Adam Sessler and the rest of the G4 crew. I'd wish you good luck but that ain't going to help you.
The people I really feel bad for are the ones who are totally innocent in all of this but are now associated with this toxic cunt.

Like, Adam, The Completionist, Kevin Perriera (Sp?) decided to lie with dogs so I have no issues with them getting what they rightly deserve.

I knew nothing of Frosk prior to this because I never got into LoL but after this…I’ll have to keep an eye out for her and run from any platform or developer that chooses to associate with her in the future.
 
This is why G4 was a success but could only be a success for a short period of time. Video games were as popular as ever but there wasn't really any media to consume around them besides magazines. Then youtube and the internet obseleted G4 just like they did and currently are for every traditional media org. Revived G4 was never going to work because people didn't just looooooove the G4 brand or that the shows and hosts were particularly incredible, they loved that they were getting content of a kind they couldn't get anywhere else. That's no longer true.
I think someone with vision might have been able to cash in on that nostalgia while making a relevant show that new people could still watch.

The problem, and I'm going to say the sole problem, is that the personalities are terrible. They have an an absolutely, on the record, miserable SOB in Sessler. Then what? BPD chick who unironically hates their audience. Some cornball brother who claps and yelps like a seal when BPD chick self-immolates. Then the fat guy who at least, based on his bodily reactions, seemed to realize the train wreck happening in front of him (but was too gutless to try and stop).

Picture a Sessler in your rose colored glasses helming this version of X-play - a likable nerd who showed self aware humility. He would have gotten lots of love and people would have not just tuned in to the reviews, but maybe gotten hooked on livestream plays with other personalities. You wouldn't even need Webb - just some chick who doesn't hate the audience and has a decent wit.

It was doomed because, over the years, we got to "meet our heroes", and the result was what it almost always is - a complete disappointment.
 
Damn this thread was great. I was wondering why anyone would even think a G4 reboot was a good idea until someone said the comcast ceo's son was fucking olivia munn and it all made sense.

100% right. I'm in my early 30's and a good chunk of the people back in the early-mid 2000's on the G4 forums were usually 2-7 years older than me at the time. I found out from a friend that one guy we use to chat and play games with regularly on there has several kids now and doesn't even play videogames anymore. He use to go to the LA E3 conventions all the time since he was an assistant manager for Gamestop in the 2000s while in high school and college.
I haven't slept in 8 years.
 
This is it exactly. it is 110% a product of its time. Why use a stagnant T.V channel that you cant control compared to curating your feed to exactly what you want.
Because the only way any company does anything is if they can bank on nostalgia. Only problem is, every company thinks every fan is so braindead that they'll automatically buy into whatever they're selling. Even if its something that completely desecrates the original product. Now there are definitely consoomer brains out there that will do that but they are not the largest portion of a given audience by any stretch and this G4 revival is not a mobile game that needs to hook 1 whale to succeed. It's a network that needs viewers and it's already injected a lethal dose of poison into it's own veins.

Honestly even I fed into it at the start. A G4 revival seemed like a novel thing but, as silly as it sounds, Ding Dongs videos mocking it made me realize how actually pointless it is. There are some cool bits to it but If I really want to I can just see Scott the Woz on Youtube. Same thing with Jirard and same thing with Austin Creed. Plus I don't have to deal with naughty words being censored and I can just cut out retards I don't want to watch.
 
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