Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Puddleduck]

He is actually going to save her kingdom from being at war using his intellect

But your intellect is limited, so of the solution comes from your head ... It will be shit.

Are you going to use a real life or other fictional story's solution to save the kingdom?

 

[Ido]

In my movie to come while the Wogglebug falls in love with the Beetle Princess at first sight she doesn't fall in love with him at once but she does as the movie progresses because he EARNS her love and affection,

I'd like to circle back to this, being a literal pest to the object of your affection and constantly trying to "earn" their love is considered creepy nowadays. That's also a Marysue if I've ever seen one. If this beetle woman is a true princess then surely she has a father willing to marry her off for status and political power, as well as several suitors already lined up for her pink, child-like hand in marriage. Even if it was an act of rebellion on her part (which I suspect, even if I just made all that up, I don't see any other way anyone would date him) or god forbid even love, how tf does Woggsy slide in? What makes him so good that he can go from some no-name bug that got magnified by a professor teaching young children in a one room school house to marrying a princess and-

He is actually going to save her kingdom from being at war using his intellect.

More or less taking control of her nation's military? He wasn't born there, barely knows the politics surrounding it, he'll get told nothing other than some painfully boring exposition he'll get told during the movie, but for all we know the Beetle kingdom could be regularly slaughtering the aphid and other small insect kingdoms. He could be siding with the bad guys here!

Real talk though, considering that story about about Wagnerian plaid or whatever, wouldn't it also be upsetting to have your beloved constantly falling in love with people who wear one specific pattern &/or only fell in love with you because of a pattern you wore? You couldn't even be naked around them in fear they'd fall out of love with you the few seconds you weren't wearing the pattern. Sure they could learn to love you but would you really trust them to?

Regardless, It would seem the princess has the same low standards as a preschool dropout

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Are you going to use a real life or other fictional story's solution to save the kingdom?

To be honest if you're making a movie for kids and you want to include political tension and\or risk of war you need to make it simple and easy to solve and then either pretend that the solution wasn't simple and your main character is has to be a genius to find it (route Cynthia will likely take) or show how military conflict looks like and let your main character show feuding factions how wrong they are to fight like in this classic:

 

[human trash]

I'm not going to go into any detail about their sex life or lack of either way. I keep my movies G rated.

does wogglebug have a cock?

can wogglebug cum?

 

[Kaijubug]

Over the past few days I have read through this thread and I am absolutely astounded at how much of a brick wall that Cherie is, like god damn lol. I made an account just to say that I do agree with the general consensus that Mr. Wogglebug should indeed gain the power to grow 50 ft tall exactly, breath fire, and also wield 4 gigantic uzis which he uses to slay ninjas and homeless people while slamming his Wogglecock into unsuspecting buildings. Also Cherie, you NEED to let Mr. Wogglebug and Frogman live out their happy and wholesome gay marriage together, they were just meant for each other I'm afraid and nothing you do or say can change that fact.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

He is actually going to save her kingdom from being at war using his intellect.

Spoiler: The result of WWIIIbug's negotiations

Spoiler: G rated version

 

[The Un-Clit]

does wogglebug have a cock?
Yes.
can wogglebug cum?

Only if he stabs his hooked, pointed and barbed Bugcock into his mates abdomen, releasing sperm into the hemolymph before tearing it out again in the traditional giant wogglebug traumatic insemination method.

Since the princess is (presumably) human and has a standard closed-and-pressurized human circulatory system instead of the open hemolymph of a roach, this will either kill or at best badly infect the princess leading to a horrible painful death by sepsis instead of leading to a wonderful new lifeform that's one half girl, one half anthromorphic horror abomination.

 

[Trombonista]

He is actually going to save her kingdom from being at war using his intellect.

Here's a tip for a successful franchise: Don't spoil future projects.

More or less taking control of her nation's military? He wasn't born there, barely knows the politics surrounding it, he'll get told nothing other than some painfully boring exposition he'll get told during the movie, but for all we know the Beetle kingdom could be regularly slaughtering the aphid and other small insect kingdoms. He could be siding with the bad guys here!

That's probably not going to be the case, since this is a G-rated series. Still, if you're going to put war in a kids' movie, you might as well include some mechas.

 

[XYZpdq]

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Here's a tip for a successful franchise: Don't spoil future projects.


That's probably not going to be the case, since this is a G-rated series. Still, if you're going to put war in a kids' movie, you might as well include some mechas.

That could be a good compromise
Woggie doesn't grow huge with uzis, but he uses his smarts to build a giant death machine and pilots it to crush those who oppose him.

 

[Figger Nucker]

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That could be a good compromise
Woggie doesn't grow huge with uzis, but he uses his smarts to build a giant death machine and pilots it to crush those who oppose him.

A 50 ft tall mecha with laser uzis and chainsaws is a good start and I would go as far as to consider it a fair compromise.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

How well can the Wogglebug survive a nuclear explosion? A Wogglebug story where he roams the post-nuclear wasteland Mad Max style (with his 4 uzis) would be an explanation for why he has a child bride.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

No. Though in the movie after it they are married and briefly discuss their want to have children.

Is magic somehow involved as beetles and wogglebugs aren't the same species so their chromosomes will not line up. This is biology 101 and also in that classic song by Loverboy:

Just replace pig and elephant with beetle and wogglebug.

He is actually going to save her kingdom from being at war using his intellect.

What intellect? He's an idiot because you're a retard. Stupid people can't write dialogue for smart people and make it sound convincing. You're going to need a ghostwriter on this one unless his "intellect" will just be like, "war is bad mmmmkay?". And somehow that convinces everybody. He'd be better off growing to 50 feet, quad wielding uzis and threatening the neighboring countries to back the fuck off or he and his roommate Froggy will reenact the battle of Pearl Harbor all over them.

 

[dflatline]

How well can the Wogglebug survive a nuclear explosion? A Wogglebug story where he roams the post-nuclear wasteland Mad Max style (with his 4 uzis) would be an explanation for why he has a child bride.

A Girl And Her Bug (A Boy And His Dog)

 

[indigoisviolet]

I think this is the vendor for the Mr Woggle-Bug character she mainly uses:

It's a G5, which isn't the oldest legacy base there is, but it's old.

I laughed at the Best used in any Wogglebug Movies and:

These Characters were jointly developed upon special request from a customer by dicho and Bigboss.

Judging by the other assets in her generously called films, I reckon she's using iClone 5. Or, as a genius speculated before, some unholy Sims Modder, but then again I don't think she'd fork out the extra to pay for the Export license, and let's face it, she wouldn't know how to crack the iContent base files to work outside of the programme.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I think this is the vendor for the Mr Woggle-Bug character she mainly uses:

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It's a G5, which isn't the oldest legacy base there is, but it's old.

I laughed at the Best used in any Wogglebug Movies and:


Judging by the other assets in her generously called films, I reckon she's using iClone 5. Or, as a genius speculated before, some unholy Sims Modder, but then again I don't think she'd fork out the extra to pay for the Export license, and let's face it, she wouldn't know how to crack the iContent base files to work outside of the programme.

I use IClone 7. And as soon as it is released in a few months or so I will use IClone 8.

 

[Puddleduck]

I think this is the vendor for the Mr Woggle-Bug character she mainly uses:

It's a G5, which isn't the oldest legacy base there is, but it's old.

Wow, just imagine the haram movies people could make with these models

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

I checked other stuff by this Bigboss guy and found this... What the hell?
Another funny model... This dog is Toto from Oz book! Hope Cynthia will add him in her movie.
I don't know what this is, but it looks scary af

 

[Overcast]

G rated movies are mostly a thing of the past now, Cherie. Ever since Shrek, most children's films HAVE to have some kind of irreverent humor in them which bumps the rating up to PG. Makes kids feel like adults and it pulls in the Millennial crowd.

If you really want to draw in crowds, you have to make Wogglebug movies more sarcastic and rude. In the princess movie, have him have dinner with her and her dad, do everything he can to please him only to find he has to hold in a really bad fart due to eating some magical fruit he found earlier. He'll let out little bits of gas at a time thinking that it would help him get away with it, only to discover, too late that his really bad smelling farts are causing everyone around the dinner table to cough and gag and question what that smell is. The princess, recognizing it's Wogglebug will do what she can to keep her dad from finding out where the smell is coming from while barely containing the dinner she was just eating.

Meanwhile, it'll be revealed that Sylvie lacks a sense of smell so it doesn't bother her and she just looks around at everyone all confused. This will serve as a plot point later on that would help the Wogglebug solve the war crisis. I don't know how, but people love it when you call back to a previous moment in the story which is all but forgotten about.

Also, you should have a moment where Wogglebug thinks the princess died and in a fit of rage and sorrow, he grows fifty feet tall. He will then pull out four machine guns and gun down the enemy army while breathing fire onto them at the same time. Complete with sad sounding music like at the end of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi where Luke starts going ham on Vader and almost kills him after Vader not so subtly threatens to bring Leia to the dark side.

You can thank me when you're pulling in the big bucks and making sponsor deals with Tide, Honda and Victoria's Secret.

 

[WogglebugLover]

G rated movies are mostly a thing of the past now, Cherie. Ever since Shrek, most children's films HAVE to have some kind of irreverent humor in them which bumps the rating up to PG. Makes kids feel like adults and it pulls in the Millennial crowd.

If you really want to draw in crowds, you have to make Wogglebug movies more sarcastic and rude. In the princess movie, have him have dinner with her and her dad, do everything he can to please him only to find he has to hold in a really bad fart due to eating some magical fruit he found earlier. He'll let out little bits of gas at a time thinking that it would help him get away with it, only to discover, too late that his really bad smelling farts are causing everyone around the dinner table to cough and gag and question what that smell is. The princess, recognizing it's Wogglebug will do what she can to keep her dad from finding out where the smell is coming from while barely containing the dinner she was just eating.

Meanwhile, it'll be revealed that Sylvie lacks a sense of smell so it doesn't bother her and she just looks around at everyone all confused. This will serve as a plot point later on that would help the Wogglebug solve the war crisis. I don't know how, but people love it when you call back to a previous moment in the story which is all but forgotten about.

Also, you should have a moment where Wogglebug thinks the princess died and in a fit of rage and sorrow, he grows fifty feet tall. He will then pull out four machine guns and gun down the enemy army while breathing fire onto them at the same time. Complete with sad sounding music like at the end of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi where Luke starts going ham on Vader and almost kills him after Vader not so subtly threatens to bring Leia to the dark side.

I am never going to do any of those things at all. If I want my movies to be rated G they will be rated G. Shut up all of you with telling me my vision is wrong and what it should be.

And for the record I never really liked the Shrek movies.

 

[Overcast]

I am never going to do any of those things at all. If I want my movies to be rated G they will be rated G. Shut up all of you with telling me my vision is wrong and what it should be.

And for the record I never really liked the Shrek movies.

Cherie, to a group of investors and executives, it doesn't matter what you personally like. The animation industry is very cut throat and set in its ways. You'll have to adapt if you want Wogglebug to become the international sensation you want him to be.