Adam Dahlberg / SkyDoesMinecraft / netnobody

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

E-celebs come and go 99.99% of the time, and very rarely one schizos the fuck out.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

What the fuck is it about making videos of the god forsaken childrens block videogame that causes people to lose their fucking minds? With the way these guys burn out you'd think they were touring with motley cru in the 80's or running million dollar fraud schemes that finally catch up with them, but no, they sat in front of a webcam and made poop jokes for 12 year olds to snigger at. What the fuck man.

‘Tism begets ‘Tism.

 

[Rent Tin]

As soon as I saw somebody mention menthols I knew it was over for this schizo.
A wise man once told me, "Menthols are for niggers." He wasn't wrong.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

He's a degenerate and a manchild but the woman seems like an insufferable attention-seeker, as most women who do MeToo's are.

Sounds like they deserve each other.

This dude is actually schizophrenic on top of a bunch of other things and his whore ex-girlfriend cheated on him repeatedly and helped other youtubers fuck with him while trying to take their kid when I'm pretty sure she's a fucking drug addict with no way of supporting a child. Even if he's done bad shit, I wouldn't shit on him too hard just because his mental health was definitely made worse by all the bullshit he's had to deal with. More than anything, I feel bad for the kid though since he has 2 parents that are completely incapable of taking care of him properly.

I highly recommend this video to get a fuller picture of who this motherfucker is, it's an extremely depressing story:

 

[Pickle Dick]

'member when this guy was at the top of his game as far as Minecraft YouTube content was concerned?
'member when this guy was actively competing against other big YouTubers like PewDiePie?
'member when this guy was beloved by millions upon millions of zoomzooms?*

*I'm so tempted to find that video of a guy trolling a kid that was "impersonating" SkyDoesMinecraft, just to give you an idea that he was so big, lots of kids tried (and failed) to impersonate him.

It says a lot with some of the posters here, who lack any familiarity with this guy, simply dismissing him as yet another Minecraft YouTuber. He's literally a NetNobody, and he has been for a long time.

For every PewDiePie (who are able to maintain some semblance of relevancy despite being veterans by YouTube standards), there's always a SkyDoesMinecraft, who are one-trick ponies that people know about one day, and forget by the next day.

The latter is especially omnipresent with a large swath Minecraft YouTubers, for which I can't figure out the reasons why that is.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Seems like a nice relaxing betime read, Savin this for later

Hey if that spastic wall of text seems like a relaxing read to you, then have at it and give us a much simpler (and less retarded) breakdown.

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

I often wonder why a lot of Minecraft or just game streamers in general are like this. It's such an easy gig, just sit on your ass and play games all day and make labor free money. Why fuck it up with drugs, grooming, cheating, insanity etc?

 

[Tims]

I think its also good to remember that this man has children, if he can so can you frens

 

[Fetid Queef]

Why are minecraft youtubers like this?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

'member when this guy was at the top of his game as far as Minecraft YouTube content was concerned?
'member when this guy was actively competing against other big YouTubers like PewDiePie?
'member when this guy was beloved by millions upon millions of zoomzooms?*

*I'm so tempted to find that video of a guy trolling a kid that was "impersonating" SkyDoesMinecraft, just to give you an idea that he was so big, lots of kids tried (and failed) to impersonate him.

It says a lot with some of the posters here, who lack any familiarity with this guy, simply dismissing him as yet another Minecraft YouTuber. He's literally a NetNobody, and he has been for a long time.

For every PewDiePie (who are able to maintain some semblance of relevancy despite being veterans by YouTube standards), there's always a SkyDoesMinecraft, who are one-trick ponies that people know about one day, and forget by the next day.

The latter is especially omnipresent with a large swath Minecraft YouTubers, for which I can't figure out the reasons why that is.

PewDiePie varies his content alongside Markiplier and JackSepticEye. Theres only so much of one game a person can play before they reach burnout and lose enthusiasm with the game.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Minecraft youtubers are like a roulette wheel of sheer fucking degeneracy, are they a rapist? A pedophile? Into fucked furry shit? Probably, they decided to form a career around babies first video game, they’re probably masturbating to loli or scat.

 

[Don Yagon]

At this point, is there even a single active minecraft youtuber that isn't a complete nutjob?

 

[Pringles Can]

I see the autism of minecraft has overtaken Adam. Something something die the hero or live long enough to be the villain.

 

[linchan]

SkyDoesDomesticAbuse

 

[Megatardingo]

At this point, is there even a single active minecraft youtuber that isn't a complete nutjob?

There probably is, he has 2 subscribers and he's hopeful that his fancy redstone machine will make it into the frontpage of hulu.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

There probably is, he has 2 subscribers and he's hopeful that his fancy redstone machine will make it into the frontpage of hulu.

Vimeo*

 

[Booey]

Adam is proof Minecraft rots the brain.

 

[Pringles Can]

Adam is proof Minecraft rots the brain.

Just wait my friend, in a few years we shall see what years of fortnite does. That will be one hell of a show.

 

[Meat Target]

What the fuck is it about making videos of the god forsaken childrens block videogame that causes people to lose their fucking minds? With the way these guys burn out you'd think they were touring with motley cru in the 80's or running million dollar fraud schemes that finally catch up with them, but no, they sat in front of a webcam and made poop jokes for 12 year olds to snigger at. What the fuck man.

I often wonder why a lot of Minecraft or just game streamers in general are like this. It's such an easy gig, just sit on your ass and play games all day and make labor free money. Why fuck it up with drugs, grooming, cheating, insanity etc?

Why are minecraft youtubers like this?

Minecraft youtubers are like a roulette wheel of sheer fucking degeneracy, are they a rapist? A pedophile? Into fucked furry shit? Probably, they decided to form a career around babies first video game, they’re probably masturbating to loli or scat.

At this point, is there even a single active minecraft youtuber that isn't a complete nutjob?

Maybe Notch laid a curse upon it after he sold it to Microsoft.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Tbh that's not that strange, drug abuse can lead to schizophrenia, brain melting yourself on the regular and you'll end up trying to make your kid retarded with pistaccios.

It's pretty damn common with druggies.

Substance-induced psychotic disorder - dose, causes, DSM, effects, withdrawal, drug, used, medication

That she's also a bit nutty sorta points to them having many adventures into the medicine cabinet over the years.