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Tammy was clearly in a good mood at B-Dubs because every bite is one step closer to Jack finally dying so she can be free.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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he's probably referring to the upcoming vacancy on the supreme court and believing the BS trumptards are floating around about biden appointing VP harris to fill the seat
edit: looks like jack has the insight on major happenings around the world
GoodFattyDeadFatty
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Surely that BWW meal was approved by Profile by Sanford? Maybe he got some crumbl cookies for dessert.
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That's exactly right. He tries a similar recipe here and it cracks. Doesn't give a fuck, and Tammy has to save it for him:
AnonymousThrowLala
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CHAH-La bread. What even is that?
YouTube chef, everybody. Never heard of fucking challah bread before. You know what I find most interesting is his complete lack of self consciousness or insecurity about not knowing basic food-related things for a guy who made his life about food.
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If they start by say
Dead Air
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Modern day nostradomas everyone.
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That thumbnail looks like raw ground beef, which is really appropriate considering it's Jack.
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I forgot which episode this hilariously stupid picture of Mushbrain is from and had to nick it from PCTLM's Jakbang:
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Another greasy artery clogging burger for the 2 time stroke victim. I always hate how he hypes of these fast food burger joints like they are some kind of culinary perfection. The "pizzas" were just frozen boneless chicken chunks thrown on heated up crackers smothered with sugar sauce. Of course he says it's good. Any greasy sugar slop gets mushbrains dick hard.
Buck Mullet
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Gonna pop my Jack Scalfani video write up cherry here. Spoiler: Jack is fat and gay. But on to the video...
Ever wonder who signs up for email updates from huge casual dining chains? Jack of course.
Gets the email, but can't tell you if it's only select locations or a limited time item. Jack only saw the picture and was so fixated he didn't bother reading any further, or mushbrain literally can't remember.
Fucker called the restaurant to confirm whether they served it or not. Let that sink in.
Jack warns to be careful when ordering limited time brisket themed sandwiches at fast food places, because it may not be real brisket. No shit. What a surprise, Arby's brisket tastes like Arby's roast beef. I would totally expect it to be of the same quality the fat niggers across town serve.
Jack gets all excited by an ad for two utterly vile limited time "pizza" offerings at B-Dubs, and of course says the one imo more disgusting looking than the other "looks really good". No Jack, it looks like vomit.
All you need to know about Jack is summed up by him describing a sandwich and "pizza" from B-Dubs as "gorgeous" and "beautiful". Gluttonous is what I'd use.
What the fuck is "true flatbread" supposed to mean? Some roti from a third world country?
Two huge bites later, he eloquently describes the subtle tastes of... nope. "they're both really good..." and "way better than Panera..." because I'm assuming the Panera's flatbread pizza doesn't have a fuckton of boneless fried chicken smothered in ranch and buffalo/BBQ sauce on it.
Tammy actually seems a bit more cordial to being on camera when asked her opinion about the meal than usual. Maybe because she knows this visit to B-Dubs took a few days off of Jack's life expectancy.
"So much excitement guys, so much excitement..." before he gushes about "the flavors", and he's "never ceased to be surprised..." by B-Dubs. They must be so proud to receive that elusive A+ grade from such a prominent YouTube celebrity chef.
He once again slags Panera for their flatbread pizza offerings being more expensive and not as large compared to B-Dubs. Huh, I wonder if B-Dubs is cheaper because it's a special promotion and uses lower quality ingredients. I think he low key resents Panera Bread because you can actually get a halfway healthy meal there if you want.
He ends the video by pathetically asking viewers to show B-Dubs some love and tell them they saw "the show", so he can delude himself into thinking B-Dubs will bend over backwards to collude with a YouTuber of his caliber.
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Yes Jack, I'm sure Achyut and the rest of the "subscribers" in Bangladesh will visit their local B-Dubs test kitchen to order shitty flatbread that resembles a Jackson Pollock painting to "show them love".
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What? You mean they don't have a BWW in Bangladesh? How is that possible? There's like 8 of them in TN alone! C'mon Bangladesh! Get with the times. I mean India has 6 of them. And no I'm not kidding. There are 6 of these places in India. Doubt they're serving the burgers though.
Anything with his soyface would work. Or maybe when he's meeting his retard "fans". They all look like they have missing or extra chromosomes.
Fatty can dream can't he?
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Amazing, what would make this even better is moving the word "child" slightly to the right and add the word "man"
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Yeah I think it’s one of the videos from the holly jolly jakbang, but I can’t remember which. Thanks for a much needed laugh this morning though. @TheLazyMan may remember since he cut this one.
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Jack is getting boring.
His failed cooking just dont tickle the pickle anymore, its just more failures of the same.
We really need a new medical emergency or meltdown on a Jack on the go soon.
Gettin sick of watching fatty doo doo at this point.
His failed cooking just dont tickle the pickle anymore, its just more failures of the same.
We really need a new medical emergency or meltdown on a Jack on the go soon.
Gettin sick of watching fatty doo doo at this point.
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Funny thing for me was I thought at first Big T just got one flatbread and I thought, well that is reasonable. Then pan to the second one.
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Yeah, a subconscious thing all Narcs do when they get made a laughing stock is to minimize effort but still post. They're terrified of getting made fun of, but they can't NOT get the attention they clearly and desperately crave.
Jack's doing that, but with a slight element of spite I think. It just means we'll make fun of him harder but with even less effort. Why do another autopsy in detail if it's the same video we excoriate.
It's why I'm just going to do cooking fails if I bother if he keeps it up.
Honestly, I find the latest eating and bitching videos fascinating. He's clearly angry, but he's still doing it.
The fact that BWW can ring that notification bell and get him straight in is darkly humorous, and that they made the sandwich, shit, burger his "favorite" shows that they actually have pretty well targeted marketing. They know the fatties love brisket!
In the Arby's challenge video, it looked like he was one hair off from a massive tantrum. I think that's why it ends abruptly.
I want to see Jack eat at a place he unequivocally hates. Considering Gas Station Bathroom Based Eateries are not beneath him (They have cake! It tastes awful), I wonder what exactly would trigger a jack tantrum. My guess would be high prices and smaller portions than he is expecting.
The fact that BWW can ring that notification bell and get him straight in is darkly humorous, and that they made the sandwich, shit, burger his "favorite" shows that they actually have pretty well targeted marketing. They know the fatties love brisket!
In the Arby's challenge video, it looked like he was one hair off from a massive tantrum. I think that's why it ends abruptly.
I want to see Jack eat at a place he unequivocally hates. Considering Gas Station Bathroom Based Eateries are not beneath him (They have cake! It tastes awful), I wonder what exactly would trigger a jack tantrum. My guess would be high prices and smaller portions than he is expecting.
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how dare some of you disagree with me! he'll more than likely delete this post soon because some people in the comments aren't in agreement with him
