Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Wait isn't the whole dispute about Neil Young saying Spotify artists don't get paid enough for streams? Does Jack think being angry at Youtube is political too?

Edit: Oh completely misread the story based on the few instagram stories I saw. Still who cares Jack.
 
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I just bought a VR headset which makes it feel like you have the best possible seat in a movie theatre while watching youtube. Jack on the Go from this perspective is really funny. Worth the price of the headset alone. I almost threw up when he took a bite of the BBQ pizza in this one. The screen looks so big that the mole on his face looks like it's the size of a dime.
 
I just bought a VR headset which makes it feel like you have the best possible seat in a movie theatre while watching youtube. Jack on the Go from this perspective is really funny. Worth the price of the headset alone. I almost threw up when he took a bite of the BBQ pizza in this one. The screen looks so big that the mole on his face looks like it's the size of a dime.
Go back and watch the infamous Wendy's bourbon bacon burger video and report back plz
 
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And yet ironically he opens his big fat piehole all the time. How can somebody be this oblivious?

Neil Young can afford to do this. He's lost more money in his lifetime than Fatty has ever made. The man has a net worth over $70 MILLION. Okay that might be Canadian but it's still more money than Fatty Doo Doo could ever possibly get.
 
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Someone probably tried to explain to Jack that Neil Young has had a problem with Spotify for a long time, tried starting his own competing service with an emphasis on audio quality, had his music publisher sue Spotify for paying insufficient royalties, and it's no skin off his back since Spotify probably paid him shit in royalties anyway (streaming is a race to the bottom, they may have solved casual piracy but it's been a pyrrhic victory) But all that nuance is too much for Jack's childlike mushbrain to process, not to mention it interferes with the self-righteous pride he derives from "LIBTARD GOT WRECKED LMAO". Don't open your mouth, only Jack can do that! Food fun and family.
 
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And yet ironically he opens his big fat piehole all the time. How can somebody be this oblivious?

Neil Young can afford to do this. He's lost more money in his lifetime than Fatty has ever made. The man has a net worth over $70 MILLION. Okay that might be Canadian but it's still more money than Fatty Doo Doo could ever possibly get.
Neil Young probably woke up, saw a couple emails saying his music was taken down, and then went on with his day. You know how he will recoup? He'll release another "Greatest Hits" CD with one new track and it'll support him for the next year.
 
Neil Young probably woke up, saw a couple emails saying his music was taken down, and then went on with his day. You know how he will recoup? He'll release another "Greatest Hits" CD with one new track and it'll support him for the next year.
Literally any licensing deal for a tv show will pay more than spotify royalties.
 
Neil Young probably woke up, saw a couple emails saying his music was taken down, and then went on with his day. You know how he will recoup? He'll release another "Greatest Hits" CD with one new track and it'll support him for the next year.
He doesn't even need to at this point. And from what I understand it had something to do with vaccines or how Spotify wasn't supporting them or something. I don't know the exact details because honestly I don't really care.

The point being Neil can do whatever the hell he wants with his music and choose whichever sites it can be played on. If he chose to remove his music from all streaming sites and just sit around all day, occasionally play golf and maybe jam with whichever musician friend dropped by he'd be able to do so and not have to worry about how much money he's losing. Fatty wishes he had a tiny fraction of Neil's talent, money and likeability.
 
Spotify didn't "put their fist in it", Young himself specifically requested to have his music taken off the platform first. I'm sure Neil fucking Young is just absolutely beside himself with how damaging this is to his career, you're so right Jack.
I'm sure Neil Young is weeping the whole way to the bank when he's a 76 year old man who doesn't need to do shit for the rest of his life because he's worth like a quarter billion or some shit.
Neil Young has had a problem with Spotify for a long time
Spotify is shit and anyone who uses it is a retard.
 
this made me laugh

it only "wouldn't be smart" for jack to do this because then he wouldn't be able to pretend he works anymore and tammy would get on him for it. the amount of money jack makes from his 5k CWJ views per video and fat on the go probably doesn't even pay for tammy's gas to take the manchild to the store, so lol @ jack acting like he makes any sort of money from his dead channels

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He realizes Neil probably knew they were going to take Rogan's side, what with the unspecified contract they're locked in with him? It's almost like this is what he expected or wanted because now he can point at a company he's feuded with before and say this music company prioritizes a podcast over musicians.

If Jack Jr said he'd leave Spotify unless they removed all unwholesome music and got removed, Jack would probably call him a fearless god warrior and not someone who needed to keep his mouth shut.
 
Hah! Like YouTube would give even the tiniest fuck about Jack fucking off from YouTube. More likely they would be really relieved that they are going to get rid of Jack without them getting chewed by social media for kicking diabetic, morbidly obese, disabled and mentally retarded YouTuber off their service.
 
Hah! Like YouTube would give even the tiniest fuck about Jack fucking off from YouTube. More likely they would be really relieved that they are going to get rid of Jack without them getting chewed by social media for kicking diabetic, morbidly obese, disabled and mentally retarded YouTuber off their service.
Exactly. I could see YouTube being somewhat concerned if someone like Babish made a threat, but even then they'd probably just say "meh. See you in 3 months."

No one is above Susan. No one.
 
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